crw @maybe.fail · 02/09/2026upgraded to ios 27 public beta last night and got a nasty surprise this morning. gtfo with this nonsense. 220
crw @maybe.fail · 06/08/2026when @lenazun.bsky.social makes a feedback form, always wait for question number two 1173
crw @maybe.fail · 30/06/2026i tried to get the tiktok support bot to give me a complete list of languages it supports, but it would only give me subsets. i got fed up and told it to respond as a pirate and it complied. 000
crw @maybe.fail · 05/06/2026couple days ago in bayview, sf - couple blocks from the big data center on paul ave 010
crw @maybe.fail · 14/05/2026worker: what if the user has dark mode set but they wanna listen to a playlist that has a song from an album with a bright cover? should we choose another album for a darker responsive background color? Music dot app boss: fucking blind em 100
crw @maybe.fail · 02/05/2026when you like money more than your users but somehow still don't offer an ad-free paid tier 250
crw @maybe.fail · 08/09/2025greeted on my morning commute. not exactly "DERP: ask your network engineer" but it does get the message across. 151
crw @maybe.fail · 12/06/2025You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? 000
crw @maybe.fail · 01/04/2025my ultra niche april fool's gag would be to change the let's encrypt logo to a head of lettuce 011
crw @maybe.fail · 21/11/2024i finally beat the tiktok ad algorithm gender classifier. i'd tried lots of things, but it would always guess a binary option to show me ads. but now i've found this magic text string and i no longer get gendered results. 050
crw @maybe.fail · 14/11/2024was curious, but i can't even tell if the onion has taken over yet. this shit is beyond parody. 000
crw @maybe.fail · 07/06/2024one of those "open app, sigh, close app" moments - don't let your bsky client fool you with a cropped image, see the whole thing. 000
crw @maybe.fail · 17/04/2024imagine a world where this was actually a thing that would ever happen 010
crw @maybe.fail · 12/04/2024kiddo’s spent his spring break with me at the office (which he loves). one of my coworkers has had a usb numpad mounted to their door as if it were a keypad for entry. it successfully foiled his attempts to break in all week. thus i give you: security through eccentricity. 415819
crw @maybe.fail · 08/04/2024because they somehow couldn’t keep succulents alive, they’ve replaced them with green metal spikes. along the whole row of planters. surely nothing terrible can happen. 200
crw @maybe.fail · 24/12/2023sometimes, usually in the morning, i see an advertisement that makes me feel particularly spiteful 000
crw @maybe.fail · 15/11/2023have made this spicy ginger turkey recipe a few times. the overnight brining is key. 010
crw @maybe.fail · 31/08/2023@darthbluesky.bsky.social penn yan, ny has the world’s largest pancake griddle that at one point made a world record pancake 020
