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@mayapo1ogies.bsky.social
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miomancer @miomancer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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Ty @himbotyler.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Gonna start a service where you have to pay me to
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i fear she’s getting repetitive
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Colin Smoke @colinsmoke.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the biggest tragedy in the online content creator space is how many genuinely talented people serve an algorithm that doesn't give a fuck about them instead of pursuing their own creative ambitions
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
spent years aligning myself with strawberry but i fear i’ve made a shift towards cherry
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PLAY SUPERVIVE
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
the grip supervive is about to have on me for the foreseeable future is TIGHT
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
gonna pick one (1) of my friends and start copying every post they make word for word and see how long it takes for them to catch on.
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
headbutted my dentist really hard and now i think hes mad at me (it was on purpose.) :(((
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
one of those lil hacker dudes joined my webfishing lobby and kicked like 75% of the people but lemme tell ya. my line never left the water. fish fear me. hackers fear me. god fears me.
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🌙 @umbreon.pmd.social · 19/11/2024
I was never human i just happened to live in the human world in a human body
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i feel maternal instincts when i look at the rizzler. i want to keep that sweet young man safe from the horrors of the world.
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
3 reposts should i start askin for brand deals
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
leave webfishing ALONE
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
am i famous yet
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
none of these 10 year olds realize how good i am at dress to impress
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
WHERE ARE ALL THE PORN BOTS
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
you’re either an ass eater or an eass atter
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
should i go to truth social next
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i will be the first person to get cancelled on bluesky
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
hey guys! i’m here to start the #smallstreamer community on #bluesky ! follow train?
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
how much am i allowed to threaten people on here
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
they’re eating the gluppies
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Daily bunny no.2774 brought a few plus ones
Many bunnies are at a raucous house-party. Many have red solo cups or other alcoholic beverages, and one of them is deliberately sliding down a staircase. One bunny, the host, has just opened the door to several more bunnies, who are apparently showing up unannounced. The host has a put-upon look on his face
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
how do i re-curate a timeline. inserting key words. the wonder years. the mountain goats. phillies. arcane. joy and whimsy.
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mayapologies @mayapo1ogies.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
saw a tweet about being free from bot replies so here i am
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