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How I feel eating a hot dog with only mustard

020

It's like that one payday skill. Yelling at the enemy lets you deal 15% more damage.

How much you wanna bet he'll piss off the leader of a country? (I don't mean like mildly irritate, I mean like threaten a trade war type shit)

Lesbians don't have to live in fear anymore. There won't be an evil and intimidating horse if they don't exist.

Companies having more power than the US government legally does. Facebook takes so much, it makes you wonder if they're not in cahoots with the government. (Well, the tech bros went to the inauguration so that's probably a yes)

000

My only understanding is that I kinda just existed for 20 years. I feel like I missed out on my entire childhood tbh.

030

Crocodiles: Do not swim here I hope the grammar police will make them finish their sentence.

000

Nobody tell that clown about Battlefield 1 or Dark Souls. Fucking sweatlord loser holy shit...

Put two Nutella toast together, call that shit diabetes

000

WWII against Nazi Germany +French Revolution = yes

000

Hmph! Clearly you don't own an air fryer, Kakarot!

120

What if they mind controlled humans into building them as waypoints to track earth and brainwashed us into thinking slave owners made us do it

Jerry, no. The world is not ready for invisigoths.

080

I mean, the heimlich is the same position I wanna be cuddlefucked in, so...

110

I wanna be hypnotized and cuddled tbh

We say getting some head, but never say getting some hand. Why?

000

I'm bad at drawing, so I used AI. I'm even worse with AI art. TwT At least I have even more reason to get better at drawing.

000

"you're less dependable than lottery tickets"

I think Baby shark brags about their views and I remember an old video that bot it's name to reflect it's viewpoint.

It doesn't matter what you look like, you all taste the same.

110

Considering they're "liberal media" with a big asterisk, they kind of have to state the obvious here to keep the act going that they're not in cahoots

000

My dreams involve running for my life from people in a school with spiral staircases with a stripper pole down the center hole of the staircases so you can spin and slide down. Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!

110

My mom apparently believes in weather machines causing hurricanes but doubts global warming. You'd think those two things would logically be connected, but idk..

040

If you home cook it, you don't eat the grease and other crap McDonald's and what not put into it.

120

If nipples had button clicking sounds, I would be a lot louder than I am now.

000

I feel like the intention was to pop the yoga ball with the weight of the hammer, but idk.

130

They all simp for a diaper shitting nepo baby that should've died in Vietnam.

000

I'm like the sea Wet, salty, structurally unstable and probably shouldn't have a taser put in it.

I think this post just gave me a new kink to be armpit fucked

000

I would just collect one sea slug for what is basically magic E, but that's it.

We should have Trump and his Maga cronies just deported to that penguin island with some farming equipment. They can live their trad lifestyle there all they want, then give the natives their land back.

000

Wait, I could've been getting tax breaks this whole time? I didn't need to commit tax fraud? /j

Only sometimes. I think I'm bi, but idk tbh

000

I guarantee he would admit to being invited, but y'know he never would've gone but if he wanted to he could because there's no one as successful as him. /hj