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I know I’m funny cuz I laugh at my own jokes💋

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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two days later n I’m STILL laughing at this. This is what happens when Coonery goes wrong. YIKES!! #wandasykes #ziwe
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I call myself ready to binge #BeyondTheGates and they’re already over 200 episodes
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When it’s “Sexy Time,” pls don’t take off my glasses for me. I like to take them off myself.
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish someone would’ve warned me b4 I got older that hair will grow in places on my body that never did before
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dang Santa Monica promenade is dead af. Never seen it like this
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why men compliment u when you’re in sweats with no makeup feeling like crap but when you’re looking cute only women compliment u lol
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s yours is yours. What’s mine is mine. What’s for me will find me and nobody can’t take it away from me✨✨
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The cranberry juice and jello’s at the hospital are so elite
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m here for a good time not a long time
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ain’t no way this is the same person…
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I threw a Ciabatta bread on a griddle then added mozzarella cheese and bacon bits on it to eat on the side of tomato soup
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Woman's Shocked Face Glitches
ALT: Woman's Shocked Face Glitches
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#ReadyToLove should be called Ready To Waste Your Time cuz that’s all those men do on that show
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The next person who asks me “where do you see yourself in the next 5 to 10 years” I’m just going to answer, “hopefully alive”
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My GenZ daughter just sent this to me. Imma block her lol
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s so many Black owned luxury clothing brands but these Black celebs still shop & wear the racists ones
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t be mad at Meta glasses if u have FB & IG pages. And u can’t be mad at Amazon’s smart glasses when your front door is filled with Amazon pkgs every other day.
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the clip where the cast of A Different World didn’t know which HBCU’s nickname is the “human jukebox” still pisses me off
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re building all these apartment bldgs with no parking spots. Street parking is about to get ugly in LA
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat PTO, I want to be on vacation for the rest of my life
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halle Berry put her son in a headlock?? He must’ve pissed the Black side of her one too many times
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought I was going to get bad news from the doctor yesterday but didn’t. It was enough to light a fire under my ass to stop complaining and get my passion projects in motion
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to a Spanish grocery store n they had a big ole picture of Dolly Parton at the front of it. Dang Dolly was loved by everrryyybody
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate that I liked Chris Brown’s version of “This Christmas”
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone “blow the whistle” for this half ass apology from Too Short. How u not know what Diddy did. Dafuq
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The MTV Awards was last week and I’m just finding out today
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw a cybertruck and Tesla drivers browsing on their phones while driving. One was on the highway. Then a Waymo car almost hit two women on a moped trying to switch lanes. I hate being aware
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want women to realize that you’re a Baddie at any age!! Even after having a baby🤗🤗
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#DeleteFacebook #DeleteInstagram
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think my neighbor is challenging me. They put one Halloween decoration on their door in September so I put one up too. Today I woke up to their whole door decorated.
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Eek Gurl: Woman with Braids Smiling
ALT: Eek Gurl: Woman with Braids Smiling
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tell me what you thought, I thought, you thought, I thought….
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a Black American born and raised in a Haitian household, Da’Vinchi is what happens when a child of immigrant parents doesn’t know Black American history so they end up becoming what America was built on - greed, racism, & anti-Blackness
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Steve Madden shoes hurt. Idk how y’all Girlies do it
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need more restaurants n bars to offer blended margaritas
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goodnight October 2nd!! See you next year😘😘
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you to all the companies that emailed me bday wishes & FREE gifts. I’ll see u later Krispy Kreme🤭🤗
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need a FAQ when someone passes away. I hate seeing someone get beat up in the comments when they ask “what happened” cuz I want to know too
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday to Meeeee✨✨
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Trap Beckham - Birthday Bitch (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Traplord Jenkins
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How tf I forget I had these in the freezer…chile let me make up for lost time #bigbacktime
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Tia Kemp gets a hold of this clip lol
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just letting y’all know:
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Octoberrrrr!!
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October will be filled with nothing but positivity, overflowing blessings prayers turning into reality, and good news, after good news, after good news. Believe it. Speak it. Claim it.
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t trust nobody who drives with their dog in their lap
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sunny from ‘The View’ says she believes Women but then proceeds to provide evidence that defends Cornell 7
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When are folks going to retire fake grass on the wall aesthetic
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my sisters is left-handed so now everyone I see that’s left-handed either can fight or braids tight af
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marta mistakenly deposited $625K into an employee’s bank account. The former janitor no longer works for the company and has yet to give the money back. Someone in the comments said “the janitor cleaned up well” 🤣🤣
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MARTA says it accidentally paid a janitor more than $620,000 and now wants it back
YouTube video by WSB-TV
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Driving on the 101 is ghetto.
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I hear about ppl using ChatGPT or AI, I think of the people in this video from Memphis
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We Went to the Town Elon Musk Is Poisoning
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave Jazmine Guy alone. You better hope u get to see 64 yrs old
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✨✨MMM✨✨ @maxxsmediaminutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody said red vines and Twizzlers are the same thing
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