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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 30/09/2026
One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himselfIf you grassed yourself you’d had yourself to blame
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 27/09/2026
Talking of Bandcamp, do have a peruse if you’re in the position to do so - that particular income stream has all but dried up! maxtundra.bandcamp.com
My latest PayPal receipt from Bandcamp, showing a 73p profit.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 27/09/2026
Just realised Google is the same age as my “professional” music career! 🎉 warprecords.bandcamp.com/album/childr... 👈🏼
Google’s original logo from 1998
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 18/09/2026
Went to the dump earlier. #fridays
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/09/2026
Thought this summed the whole debacle up pretty well.
This keeps getting lost in the fold and is CENTRAL to the conversation (IN ADDITION to the "Free palestine" stuff).
Macklemore wore this insane outfit and NEVER apologized. He was given the chance to apologize and instead just said that he didn't know it would be offensive to dress like ....
Something we all know is a lie and we know this because we all aren't stupid gullible morons.
If Macklemore had done blackface in a video and then didn't apologize but said he didn't know blackface was offensive then this convo wouldn't have been happening because he would have never been invited to perform to begin with.eitanthegoalie O
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- Mackelmore ASKED Ed Sheeran to be on this concert tour and that is kinda funny to me.
He begged to go on his friend's tour and then made this stupid problem and then MADE IT WORSE... and this all happened because Ed Sheeran did the unforgivable sin of doing a favor for the most annoyingly toxic person he knows. Let this be a lesson to you all.
Macklemore IS that friend and we all know what i'm talking about.
We all have THAT friend.
There has never been a more
THAT friend in the history of THAT friends than Macklemore is Ed Sheeran's THAT friend..... ›eitanthegoalie O
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Some last scattered
Macklemore thoughts as this sh*t show winds down.
- Very excited for next week when nobody is talking about this and literally none of this changes because nothing ever really matters.
- Any opening act who drops off the tour should also have to explain why they are totally ok with Macklemore wearing
Shylock cosplay and then lying to everyone about how he didn't think it was offensive.eitanthegoalie O
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- if Macklemore didn't know it was Jewface then he is without a doubt the last person to ask about what is and isn't antisemitic
He has spent the last few years on a campaign to downplay a very really rise in hate speech and harassment against
Jews.
You can't be the Jewface dude and then spend ur career lecturing people on what is and is not hate speech to Jews
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 16/09/2026
This is the most dapper, swelegant hand I’ve ever seen in an instruction manual.
Lovely artwork in the phone holder assembly instructions.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 14/09/2026
Anyone else getting this crap all the time these days? #brokenbritain
Three most recent voicemails, each from some scammer asking me to add them on WhatsApp
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 03/09/2026
If someone agrees with almost - but not quite - everything you believe in, they’re not a fascist.
Unpopular opinion swords meme man
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 24/08/2026
We Need To Talk About K31vjn
A blue Vauxhall Astra with the number plate K31 VJN.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 23/08/2026
Somehow I’m the only person ever to have Shazammed this track? It’s a banger!
Micro-Chips & Fish by the Red Krayola, as seen on Shazam app screen after it identified said trackclose-up of previous image, showing Shazam symbol and number 1
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 22/08/2026
Post a pic that should be an album cover…
Farage surviving the plane crash that split the timeline
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 20/08/2026
One of the most astonishing things about the (free!!) NHS bowel cancer screening sample submission kit is being treated like an adult by the recyclable elements within - a long-forgotten feeling. No twee “ooh, don’t be naughty, I’m cardboard so pop me in your ickle recycling bin” here. Refreshing!
The tray from an NHS bowel cancer screening kit, unpatronisingly directing the user to recycle the packaging
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 19/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
the "My Awesome Mix Tape #6" in Boogie Nights, seen before Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield plays
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 19/08/2026
The sky won’t fall in if you fail to adopt the latest groupthink position on social media.
The Brass Eye “right/wrong-ometer”
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 14/08/2026
Will YOU Taste the Difference?
Yet another shoddy bag of Saino’s citrus fruit containing one mouldy orange among others.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 06/08/2026
Not sure what’s more insulting: the comic sans or the apostrophe.
A sign at Angie’s cafe saying “TEA CAKES & INSULT’S”
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 31/07/2026
Forbidden fruit.
Even a fucking mango’s got this “NOT FOR EU” claptrap on it.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 31/07/2026
I despise the cursèd “NOT FOR EU” mark of Cain that’s emblazoned on every comestible designated for us lumpen Brits. Evoking the tang of an “unfit for human consumption” stamp, this shameful label declares a base unworthiness for the cosmopolitan boulevards and arcades of continental Europe.
A “NOT FOR EU” designation label on a packet of cheddar cheese
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/07/2026
I enjoyed this episode so much that I had to make an urgent “emergency ploughman’s” as soon as I got home. Luke & John’s tangy podcast is just one of the perks I enjoy, as I help keep the Quietus lanterns lit with my subscription. Tuck in! thequietus.com/subscribers/
A somewhat hurried, rudimentary ploughman’s “lunch” in the form of cheddar cheese, a single Mrs Elswood dill speared gherkin, some Gail’s sourdough and a bit of butter
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 12/07/2026
Hit a new daily record yesterday: 41.9kWh!
Look! 41.9kWh of solar generation in 24 hours! Mad!Graph showing home solar generation, use, grid and battery action
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 11/07/2026
OK let’s do this
A bet for £10 has been placed at decimal odds of 9.0 (8/1), with a potential profit of £80 should Count Binface win the upcoming Clacton byelection.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 03/07/2026
Happy to report I generated an utterly deranged amount of electricity today. #solar
40.8kWh daily production Graph showing today’s solar generation and usageGraph showing amounts generated, used and sent to grid
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 03/07/2026
No Cs allowed!!!
A sign that says “WARNING!!! EXLUSION ZONE”
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 02/07/2026
As did I! Fab episode. @outonbluesix.bsky.social
Vivian Stanshall Mews E17 sign
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 23/06/2026
The most “metal” photo you’ll see all day. (Pic credit: Nick Bull)
Lightning at Stonehenge in a photograph taken by Nick Bull.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/06/2026
Phenomenal Gelli Haha gig this evening - pure uplifting joyful medicine. Great time to be alive!
Gelli Haha @ Hoxton Hall
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/06/2026
WASN’T IT JUST THE BEST!
Gelli Haha within a colourful outfit
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/06/2026
Anyone else getting this non-dismissible alert? Seems to be no option to confirm verification of an existing card.
Annoying notification on iPhone that says: “ to avoid interruptions to your subscriptions and purchases, please update your payment information.”
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 10/06/2026
Is this OK to eat?
An orange what is a bit green
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 10/06/2026
Absolutely rips! Know this one?
Zawinul: di•a•lect
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 09/06/2026
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 09/06/2026
I am telling you once again to listen to Offshore Music Radio.
Screen of Roberts 94i internet radio displaying Paul Nicholas: Reggae Like it Used to Be
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 07/06/2026
Lovely bit of #gearporn in Peeping Tom.
A Grundig reel-to-reel recorder, as seen in Peeping Tom
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 06/06/2026
Really wish you could choose your own artists to represent each genre on Apple Music, rather than the ones they’ve decided upon.
Apple Music genre homepage
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 05/06/2026
Here we go.
Kraftwerk stage set at Royal Albert Hall
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 30/05/2026
PSA: the QR code on this Quechua airbed takes you not to a handy instruction video, rather a website that has subsequently been hacked by phishers!
Quechua airbed showing an instructions QR coded link that’s now a phishing site
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 19/05/2026
Too true!
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/05/2026
also - wut?!
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 05/05/2026
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 19/04/2026
Pre-Brexy passport finally expires this year - we had a good thing going! This used to be a real country, etc.
An envelope containing my soon-to-expire burgundy EU&UK passport.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 19/04/2026
This is new, innit?
iMessage 
Encrypted
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/04/2026
bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Anakin four-panel meme with:
“GAIL'S BAD, MMKAY?”
“SO YOU'RE
BOYCOTTING BSKY, NOW YOU KNOW BAIN CAPITAL FUNDS IT TOO?”
“YOU'RE BOYCOTTING BSKY, RIGHT?”
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 13/04/2026
Had no idea this was a Ellie Goulding album - fair play!
Apple Music screengrab of erroneous cover art for The Killing of a Sacred Deer OST, showing the artwork for Ellie Goulding’s How Long Will I Love You
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 10/04/2026
Saw this at the dump earlier - hey, I’ll take the allies where I find them!
The words “ALLY WHEELS” spray-painted on a skip at a public refuse centre
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 25/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
The original "Dream Man" drawing, as published by Andrea Natella in 2008
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/03/2026
Succulent update. #ghosties
The flowers on my succulent. PlantNet has identified this plant as “ghosties”.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 16/03/2026
We may never know.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 14/03/2026
I keep waiting for all the “anti-Zionists” on here to prove their “not antisemitic!” credentials by condemning incidents like this, but it never happens.
• Michigan (Dearborn / Detroit area): A man rammed a vehicle into and opened fire at Temple Israel. The synagogue houses a preschool with ~140 children inside at the time. Security stopped the attacker.
• Amsterdam: An explosive device detonated outside a Jewish school, damaging the building.
• Rotterdam: An explosion/arson attack at a synagogue, with suspects detained.
• Liège: A blast damaged a synagogue, described by officials as an antisemitic act.
• Toronto area: Multiple synagogues were shot at, including Temple Emanu-El and Beth Avraham Yoseph of Toronto Synagogue.
• Norway: Arrests near the Oslo synagogue after suspects were reportedly found with weapons and possible explosives, investigated as a potential attack plot targeting a Jewish institution.
• Sarcelles (Paris suburb): A 14-year-old
Jewish girl was assaulted and threatened with death by teenagers shouting antisemitic abuse.
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 07/03/2026
New fave internet radio station offshoremusicradio.com
The screen on a Roberts internet radio showing Offshore Music Radio playing Arnold Layne by Pink Floyd
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Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 07/03/2026
These are too funny. I for one love a beige dinner, not ashamed.
It then said she was "in the top 15%" for Just Eat, adding: "You like your banquets beige and boxed up."
This appears to be a reference to a
"beige" diet dominated by bland or processed foods such as chicken nuggets, chips and pasta.
It later returned to this theme, telling her: "You spent more than most on Just Eat. Did somebody say just stop?"
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