~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Fun fact of the day: it's remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London (No spoilers btw I'm on my first listen) 010
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The lunch I've just eaten makes me kinda want to make a tier list of how certain games feel to play while you're eating food Any idle game is probably an automatic S tier 010
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~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I kinda wanna play sonic R but the gameplay quality stops me 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Rewatching the first season of stranger things to see if I liked it because I was 16 when I saw it or if I liked it because I liked it 100
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Staying up til 5 am to make a deck for the worst tcg ever (magic) was not my plans for last night but here we are 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I feel like I have like the worst humor and thats my niche and I apologize to every friend I have that thats the case 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Having unlimited free time has an unfortunate side effect of now there is too much whimsy and not enough joy to spend on it 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Truly the reason i need to quit my day job a few weeks before moving is so that i have enough time to figure out what a completely fucking insane small jack o lantern sounds like for one of my DnD players Tune in next week where i try to figure out what voice a straight up star should have 120
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 18/05/2025My favorite monster flavor is white monster because im a bisexual femboy 🔥 010
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Dance Dance Revolution, revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhhh I think so 120
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Summer is not my month I require so many naps lately 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I get to finally live out my dream of making an ARG for something 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Goodnight internet, I hope your time zone changes 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 11/05/2025That feeling of when I come back from sickness but my voice still sounds like im going through 14 and a half pubertys at once 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Being 20 hours without sleep, 20 more to go, I just downed my first monster and I feel like heaven 020
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Listening to Can't Stop by RHCP at 3:56 am on a bus full of 40 sleeping people 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Drawing something I procrastinated a little too much on (blame Oblivion) through the sheer power of vocaloid music 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I have aphantasia but I want everyone to know that there is one day I remember and can picture perfectly and its when I saw the fnaf movie in theaters 110
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Was kinda dreading turning 20 this year before realizing that im hitting the most natural 20 of all time Therefore my birthday party is gonna be DND themed and at least 2 of my friends better buy me dice 010
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I wish there was a manual for all the mental illnesses I have so I don't have to awkwardly ask my friends about how to deal with it 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I feel like im one of the only people who likes traveling in the sense where like, I love being on a train for two hours. 8 hours transatlantic flight? Hell yeah, 12 hour bus ride? Sign me up 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 25/04/2025There is a constant temptation for a dominos stuffed crust pizza and I know its wrong and that I shouldnt but I might have to 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 24/04/2025If Hatsune Miku was my sister do you think she'd give me free dominos? 020
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I need someone to verify for me, if you see a bus in your city that says C❤️MBUS that doesn't look like a wholesome bus ride, right??? 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Health inspector at work asking me questions meanwhile I'm literally so clueless qwq 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I feel like a lot of my oncoming nights are gonna feature poor sleep, what major changes be doing to people Ig 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 18/04/2025In a state of mental anguish because all my friends that tolerate/enjoy my endless yapping are all going to be playing in my DnD campaign, so I can't yap to anyone for hours on end about what I'm working on 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Sparkling water tastes like it should dehydrate you 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 16/04/2025There's a magical state of sillyness that my brain enters on days where I get more than 6 but less than 7 hours of sleep and that's where I do my best work 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 15/04/2025being a dungeon master with aphantasia is so weird because even though i can narrate things really well, it still trips me up when my players are like "yeah the image of the trees and the river you described was like so vivid" like what picture what do you meannn jkhijjk 110
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 14/04/2025There's two moods I have after waking up with less than 4 hours of sleep, either I am a literal zombie *or* I want to fight god and could probably win 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 12/04/2025DnD party update, was helping one of my party members create their characters and such quotes such as "why cant I grab people by the hair and swing them like a mace" and "I will count the human body as fuel" have been uttered I miss DMing, im so excited to start running this campaign 010
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I haven't been a DM for a DND party in so long but literally as I started putting together a party to play with I had a DND style nightmare where the players were all the worst ever and I hated being a DM Nobody's even created their character sheets yet.. X3 161
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 10/04/2025the worst part about still not having a new phone after my last one got stolen isnt that its inconveniencing me, its that its inconveniencing other people and my social anxiety cant take that 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 08/04/2025the best part about backing kickstarters is that i just randomly got a package in the mail for one i backed like 2-3 years ago 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 07/04/2025it turns out that too much sugar actually can hurt my stomach, thought it was just a rumor but nope :p 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Ain't nobody buying the burger king kids meals, they're still giving out kung fu panda toys 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 22/03/2025THEY WERE SELLING FUCKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ADFJK I FEEL SO BAD 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Two kids were arguing about sonic outside of the grocery store and one of them said Shadow is faster than Sonic and it took EVERYTHING in my power not to correct them 100
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Every cishet neurotypical midwestern american white woman has the same small talk and it's starting to drive me crazy 000
~Maxwell~ @maxthecalico.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Like a reverse lizard in the sense that every once in a while I need to be outside in cool/cold rain to save my energy 000
Reposted by ~Maxwell~Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/03/2025Who wants some good news? The overwintering monarch population, which had plummeted last winter, has doubled this winter! www.worldwildlife.org/stories/east...worldwildlife.orgEastern Monarch Butterfly Population Nearly DoublesThe population wintering in central Mexico's forests occupied 4.42 acres, up from 2.22 acres during the previous winter. 305163414036