max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026interesting bit of poster symmetry in my letterboxd 2025 in review 020
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025italians are catching strays in the australian news update about their reporter covering the LA protests getting shot at by police 000
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025at the bouldering world cup in Prague one of the climbers failed to complete the first boulder after securing the top hold with one hand (both hands need to touch for points) so he did a backflip out of frustration 061
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025the vatican did literally announce that they have a new chibi mascot this year so i have to assume it's working as intended 010
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Field of Dreams could never happen today because you can't watch baseball in iowa 040
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025hi everyone. i'm so pleased to introduce the gay little snowman from the wikipedia article for "Dolly zoom" 191
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 20/02/2025the philadelphia inquirer's James Franklin could not have anticipated the events of 2024 072
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 17/02/2025i had a bunch of caffeine this morning so that i could be productive but instead i edited clips from Alien Romulus to the penis to vagina song from Emilia Perez 151
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 17/02/20253-color technicolor cameras are sillier than i initially imagined. i always assumed the beam splitter simply split the image 3 ways, but it turns out, of course, that would too severely reduce the light in each channel. so instead it's a combination of the 2-way beam splitter and a red/blue bipack 120
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 13/02/2025everyone i have an important announcement to make. the cop from the Smile movies is also the emo kid from Jennifer's Body 1142
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 20/01/2025There’s now an “auto-dubbed” tag that appears below/beside the thumbnail when a video is recommended, and below the title on the watch page. it doesn’t seem to appear in search or on channel pages. this applies on desktop and the latest version of the app. 210
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 16/01/2025here’s a screenshot from a private window where i set youtube’s language to Italian. this vid is originally in English, but it defaults to an italian audio track, which is a robot voice reading out an auto-translation. bg music still present. note that it doesn’t say this is auto generated anywhere 1120
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 16/12/2024sweet boy dave passed away this afternoon. he loved being cozy above all else. thanks dave for all the cuddles 060
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 11/12/2024for one beautiful moment i thought that they gave ana de armas 3 moles in Blonde but actually there was just some crap on my screen 020
max teeth @maxteeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2024i hve a new video essay out about bad miracles, mysterious UFOs, and the perils of spectatorship. that’s right, it’s Koji Shiraishi’s 2009 found footage film, Occult! 🎥: youtu.be/3jtG_rQM2Fs 010
