maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Enjoying the new job and the one hour lunch break that gives me enough lunch time to go to the gym, freeing my nights to write-when I'm not going to my second job, anyway. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was only two but then I had an unexpected life change and did another 😄 110 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New day, new jobstatic.klipy.comBender and Turtle Can't Get UpALT: Bender and Turtle Can't Get Up 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got told by someone who worked at Tor as a copy editor that my first couple chapters where 'fantastic'. Not I just have to keep that up. (Currently on chapter 16 on my developmental edit round 3) No pressure or anything...static.klipy.comYoung Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) WritingALT: Young Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) Writing 110 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Got another 300 words in. Just have to remember how to write and I think I'll be back in the game. Hopefully. 001 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026broken on the shores of infinity, the black waves crashing, I stand screaming - don't throw me away to the empty sky 001 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got some words in. Not the best of words but something is better than nothing, amirite? 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Still here. Sadly haven't been able to write for a month, but I'm hopeful for this week. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Hail Zeus! The Canadian attack on our glorious patriotic sky has failed. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Dear Gods, why does Microsoft make it so infuriatingly hard to choose what folder I want to save an Excel sheet in. Why are you like this? #microsoft #excel #wth 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Still trying to see the light at the end of the tunnel so writing isn't happening for a while. 120 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026How do massive life changes affect writing? Let's spin the wheel and find out!!! 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you need to scream into the void to a total stranger, my door is always open. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The line between a 'quick and easy change' and 're-write the whole thing' is really-really thin. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sometimes you just feel so tiny and unimportant. But always... always watched. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Still having motivation issues after the critique group when poof. Just thought I'd share 🤓 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Current paranoia: does this read like an ai wrote it? 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I wouldn't be able to resist recording everything in different funny voices 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Chuck Tingle's poorly chosen pen name. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The adverbs adverbed averbidly down the stairs 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Cultists like it when the cult leader bamboozles them. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's that coconut smell. People just can't resist it 110 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Ho hum. That is all, go on with your day. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I see that on a bottle of vodka. Well yes it is but I thought that was obvious. It probably didn't contain motor oil either. 110 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I've been in the sales pitch at my place. It went kinda like the Monorail episode of the Simpsons. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Trying to get motivation back after my critique group faded out. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Aaaaand the critique group I was in croaked. Big sigh. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Happy Pride Month to my LGBTQ friends. 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Literally nothing gayer than having a girlfriend, amirite? 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Well that was pretty loud (bolide apparently)static.klipy.comMarvin the Martian: Where's the Kaboom?ALT: Marvin the Martian: Where's the Kaboom? 020 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Like it's gratifying that SOMETHING I wrote got a couple people's attention. But at the same time, what the hell lol 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026That moment when the 5k word short "comic book" story you wrote attracts more attention from a writing group than the story you've spent a year on... (comic book in quotes because it's not a comic book, I can't draw)static.klipy.comRandy Marsh Yells 'Gawl' in South ParkALT: Randy Marsh Yells 'Gawl' in South Park 020 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This is a lot of effort to prove to your wife that you didn't get fresh with a spider and it slapped you. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Kinda weird how everything I write starts off as a comedy then gets edited into noir with a bit of humor. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Needed a break from Chasing Shadows so I made a little Marvel Universe character. ellipsus.com/read/7jK4nLr... #writing #fanfictionellipsus.comIntro | Max Relaxman | EllipsusEllipsus makes it easy for anyone to write together. 110 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Many words were typed today. Some words were deleted but I'm up to the halfway point through editing the current draft. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Is it on a sliding scale? What if I work in a brothel? 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Wife: <PERSON NAME> died at work. Me: Oh that's too bad, what did he do? Wife: He died. Me: ..... 100 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I've been leading one on for a couple weeks now. :D 030 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I want to have a scene where my POV character visits the surgeon to get her stitches fixed after some ill-advised parkour. But that would relieve some of the tension that I need to keep going until she blows up later. Sorry Morris, you're still just a background character...static.klipy.comNPC Meme Man Looking Out Window in RainALT: NPC Meme Man Looking Out Window in Rain 010 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Back in the days where the owner would wander the cubes and harass random developers about his vision when everyone knew he was just in it to be bought it by Microsoft or whoever. 060 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Man everything is Celtic. OK, change Helvetti to Raetia. They were always the Roman remnant in my head anyway so... BAM! #writingstatic.klipy.comRoman Soldier Cats: Ancient Feline WarriorsALT: Roman Soldier Cats: Ancient Feline Warriors 020 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I started reading it right after watching Maltese Falcon. But I also like Garrett as a protagonist and is probably one of the initial inspirations for the story I'm working on now. 000 0
maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Nine Princes in Amber is hard to pin down. It's basically a family that lives at center of reality (everything else is a shadow of that reality) fighting for who gets to be in charge after their father dies. Then there's some other minor stuff like one of the brothers trying to remake the universe. 000 0