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I'm a writer who's optimistic that my current flintlock fantasy project will be publishable.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Enjoying the new job and the one hour lunch break that gives me enough lunch time to go to the gym, freeing my nights to write-when I'm not going to my second job, anyway.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was only two but then I had an unexpected life change and did another 😄
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New day, new job
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Bender and Turtle Can't Get Up
ALT: Bender and Turtle Can't Get Up
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got told by someone who worked at Tor as a copy editor that my first couple chapters where 'fantastic'. Not I just have to keep that up. (Currently on chapter 16 on my developmental edit round 3) No pressure or anything...
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Young Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) Writing
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got another 300 words in. Just have to remember how to write and I think I'll be back in the game. Hopefully.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
broken on the shores of infinity, the black waves crashing, I stand screaming - don't throw me away to the empty sky
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got some words in. Not the best of words but something is better than nothing, amirite?
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still here. Sadly haven't been able to write for a month, but I'm hopeful for this week.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hail Zeus! The Canadian attack on our glorious patriotic sky has failed.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dear Gods, why does Microsoft make it so infuriatingly hard to choose what folder I want to save an Excel sheet in. Why are you like this? #microsoft #excel #wth
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Still trying to see the light at the end of the tunnel so writing isn't happening for a while.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How do massive life changes affect writing? Let's spin the wheel and find out!!!
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you need to scream into the void to a total stranger, my door is always open.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The line between a 'quick and easy change' and 're-write the whole thing' is really-really thin.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sometimes you just feel so tiny and unimportant. But always... always watched.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Still having motivation issues after the critique group when poof. Just thought I'd share 🤓
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
DO NOT DISOBEY YOUTUBE JESUS!!!!
Screen shot of Jesus only loving people who watch the video.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Current paranoia: does this read like an ai wrote it?
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I wouldn't be able to resist recording everything in different funny voices
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Chuck Tingle's poorly chosen pen name.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The adverbs adverbed averbidly down the stairs
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cultists like it when the cult leader bamboozles them.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's that coconut smell. People just can't resist it
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ho hum. That is all, go on with your day.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I see that on a bottle of vodka. Well yes it is but I thought that was obvious. It probably didn't contain motor oil either.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I've been in the sales pitch at my place. It went kinda like the Monorail episode of the Simpsons.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Trying to get motivation back after my critique group faded out.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Aaaaand the critique group I was in croaked. Big sigh.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month to my LGBTQ friends.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Literally nothing gayer than having a girlfriend, amirite?
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well that was pretty loud (bolide apparently)
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Marvin the Martian: Where's the Kaboom?
ALT: Marvin the Martian: Where's the Kaboom?
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Like it's gratifying that SOMETHING I wrote got a couple people's attention. But at the same time, what the hell lol
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That moment when the 5k word short "comic book" story you wrote attracts more attention from a writing group than the story you've spent a year on... (comic book in quotes because it's not a comic book, I can't draw)
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Randy Marsh Yells 'Gawl' in South Park
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is a lot of effort to prove to your wife that you didn't get fresh with a spider and it slapped you.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Awesome!
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Kinda weird how everything I write starts off as a comedy then gets edited into noir with a bit of humor.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Needed a break from Chasing Shadows so I made a little Marvel Universe character. ellipsus.com/read/7jK4nLr... #writing #fanfiction
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Intro | Max Relaxman | Ellipsus
Ellipsus makes it easy for anyone to write together.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Many words were typed today. Some words were deleted but I'm up to the halfway point through editing the current draft.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Spoiler: Mathmatician.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Is it on a sliding scale? What if I work in a brothel?
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wife: <PERSON NAME> died at work. Me: Oh that's too bad, what did he do? Wife: He died. Me: .....
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happy refactoring!
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I've been leading one on for a couple weeks now. :D
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I want to have a scene where my POV character visits the surgeon to get her stitches fixed after some ill-advised parkour. But that would relieve some of the tension that I need to keep going until she blows up later. Sorry Morris, you're still just a background character...
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NPC Meme Man Looking Out Window in Rain
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Back in the days where the owner would wander the cubes and harass random developers about his vision when everyone knew he was just in it to be bought it by Microsoft or whoever.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Man everything is Celtic. OK, change Helvetti to Raetia. They were always the Roman remnant in my head anyway so... BAM! #writing
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Roman Soldier Cats: Ancient Feline Warriors
ALT: Roman Soldier Cats: Ancient Feline Warriors
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I started reading it right after watching Maltese Falcon. But I also like Garrett as a protagonist and is probably one of the initial inspirations for the story I'm working on now.
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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nine Princes in Amber is hard to pin down. It's basically a family that lives at center of reality (everything else is a shadow of that reality) fighting for who gets to be in charge after their father dies. Then there's some other minor stuff like one of the brothers trying to remake the universe.
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