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MaxPoetic

@maxpoetic.online
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TTRPG Jock GF | Actual Real Werewolf | Variety + FFXIV Streamer | Manager of Shenpais | icon/header: @shenpai.gay / @cosmicallytiki.bsky.social She/Her | 20something Find me as MaxPoetic everywhere! Personal account follow at your own risk

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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 13h
joined vc and everyone immediately agreed that i have knightly vibes which is basically a cheat code to make my day better
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 21h
how can you be conservative and be a fan of Military Guy Awesome Shooting Game. it literally has themes that I interpret as being in agreement with my politics
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 21h
media literacy is soooo dead. I just saw someone say that Don't Be Gay And Make Babies Now 4 is conservative, like, hello?? the satire isn't even subtle, and there's one scene where a character goes "man, maybe we should let people be gay?" it's RIGHT before he gets mulched how did they miss it????
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 05/10/2026
oh my goodness
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
dont waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head
A toasted sandwich maker, a black kitchen appliance with four triangle segments that heat up and are pressed together when you close the appliance
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
miss having a toasted sandwich maker girls
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
can't lie guys this might be my new fav sitcom ever
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
like going "I will point and laugh at anyone putting their fingers in the spaghetti maker" and @ spaghettihandsman dot bsky dot social will appear in your replies and freely admit to it and then try to idgaf their way out of being made fun of
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
funny bluesky feature is that you'll sometimes make up a guy to make fun of in an abstract sense and then that exact guy will appear in your replies like "heh, bet you feel stupid now"
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
any yous inty Derry Girls
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 04/10/2026
proud of you mate knock em dead
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
We got one lads
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
need tae stop saying genuinely so much
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
genuinely my dog has more self respect
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Klume 🐑 @klumescribbles.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Alisaie my beloved
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
actual cattle behaviour, genuinely getting a superiority complex from it
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
no matter how poor an opinion of myself i may carry in my darkest darkest days i will at the very least be able to look at someone who genuinely, seriously, has spent their weekend looking at a trend called "Malfoid" and know what lesser looks like
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aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…I don’t think the gods listen to people like me.” [ #ffxivart #lyse ]
digital artwork of Lyse Hext FFXIV . 
she holds a flag staff/pole, and it flows behind her.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
When you wake up and everyone on your TL is talking about your particular trauma in ways that are pretty much impossible to mute
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Light_Up_Lights @light-up-lights.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another submissions to Shenpai's Draw Them All, I got Avalugg, all other designs are by Shen! I'm still learning animation so its a little scuffed lol . #shenpaint #pokemon #animation
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 02/10/2026
it's been SO sweet seeing the range of art people are make, people posting their first ever drawings they've done since they were kids and stuff all because of draw em all or the nuzlockes it's so healing
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 02/10/2026
I'm not even going to lie, the Pokethon has made me so emotional just seeing so many people be creative and draw. In the last 12 days they have drawn all 1025 pokemon, which is just insane and bizzare to me. So many people have drawn their own nuzlocke mons or picked up a pen for the first time.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
am loggin off for a bit im tired
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin minefield for sexual assault survivors lately huh.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
i dont need to weigh in, and yet i do, because i have to relive my own assault whether i decide to make a fucking bluesky post or not and i would frankly rather tell people how it makes me feel than just bottle it up like i have had to do since i was 16 years old
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
everyone uses a story like this to just show off the most violent and disturbing fantasies of perpetual retributive torture they have and like i understand the impulse but i also dont like being put back in the place i was at when i was victimised at 16 and i yet i feel the need to weigh in
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
idk man, it's been a re-traumatising week with how the news cycle has basically just been "rape! a man you looked up to! a group of Promising Youngsters! rape everywhere!" and its made me want to curl up in a ball and cry and i dont really have a take that isn't me having some really ugly emotions
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
same I'm so tired
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Shane Ross aka Mr. Snippy-snip 🎞⚔🎞 @comebackshane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss talks about how men need to hold other men accountable for rape and sexual assault.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
100%
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
ordering an extra naan with curry because fuck today bro!
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
chat I'm sick as a dog I think I'm gonna skip today and we'll do Saturday stream hopefully assuming I'm not still sick as a dog
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
❤️❤️
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Vulpixie 🦊⛩️ @vulpixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I lost four Pokemon yesterday... but we must keep going... ITS THE HEARTGOLD ARTLOCKE FINALE IM SO TERRIFIED FOR THE ELITE FOUR OUGHGHGHGHGH www.twitch.tv/vulpixie
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 01/10/2026
if you aren't already supporting @mothership.blog, you should be. support women and queer people in video game criticism and journalism. we deserve to exist in these spaces but, at least in the case of mothership, we can only exist and pay our writers and introduce you to new writers if YOU help us.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
for deadlock players confused by the new callout line "Going to rat": "ratting" is what DOTA 2 players call split-pushing so it's you saying you're gonna go do that while your team is doing smth else
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
honestly the most depressing thing to me is that we have to talk about this again and again and again and again and again. how to teach men to have human feelings, how to get people to believe us
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 01/10/2026
this news cycle is low-key making social media unusable for me so I guess I'll have some time to think of some new jokes instead of looking at discussions of the Most Triggering Shit in the world for me
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KT @foreverkt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/forever_kt Currently Fighting A Karen over the last Pretzel in the Food cord of the Mall
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
i love my friengds
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
its v nice that i have a group of friends who will just kill my brainworms dead when i ask it feels silly to be like "hey guys could you vocalise that you enjoy my presence" but sometimes it rly is as simple as trusting that they'll see the need when you do
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
they saw me getting too close to interesting floors and hit me with the hands hurting disease it was messed up!!
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
THE BAND YOU GEEKS
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
ok nvm my fibro decided that today maxpoetic is NOT allowed to play games
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
hello im DOING PALACE OF THE DEAD AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGIAN AGINA GAINGAIGNAIGNAG UNTIL I GET NECROMANCER www.twitch.tv/maxpoetic
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
any yous inty the cranberries
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
sorry bout that gang I was trusting how I feel about myself after 9pm
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 30/09/2026
you make a compelling point...
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