Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If Nintendo was smart… #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime 110
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Surprised no lousy cable news show has asked him about Jimmy Kimmel. I'd ask him about Clear Eyes. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"Let me grab my deep fried hat to keep me warm at that there hockey game." 000
Reposted by Max PaolucciClaire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Made a fake Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover to bring to the @oncinema.bsky.social show this week! Started as a goofy little screenshot paintover and then I got VERY carried away: 2139967
Reposted by Max Paoluccihunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 08/01/2026Boy, I tell ya. #pixelart 72112433388
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Theres no better use of your money than to make a Super Bowl commercial that promotes something that you then cancel 4 days after your announcement. Just flushing flushes at that point. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...theverge.comRing cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlashFlock off 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Having an amazing time with Cairn. The blister game. #cairn 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I would have said "you can't spell Porsche without R.E." Hire me to write your teleprompters and body copy. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/11/2025My image of myself: Every time I'm pushing a cart in Giant. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I love when important brands find each other, and we all benefit. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Imagine this: Tomorrow is in fact the Rapture, and all of the Neo-Ding-Dong-Christian-Nationalists are all taken up to heaven. And we are all "Left Behind". Sounds like a real win win. Less people at that new Paul Thomas Anderson flick on Friday. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Shout to everyone who says goodbye to their cars at the airport. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Fishmonger is a cool title to have, right? Fun word. Steal this. You shoot 3’s all day in the NBA, but you look like you could work at Medieval Times…. Swishmonger. It’s yours. Have it. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 11/03/2025If someone raises their eyebrow and hits you with a "nowadays…". Brace yourself. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I spent a bit too much time browsing electric scissors for cutting cardboard on the TikTok shop, and now every single ad is relentlessly promoting the idea that our country is facing a cardboard epidemic. They claim that electric scissors are the only solution to this modern tragedy. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I'd probably be good at Devil Sticks now. Now that I'm older. 010
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Nothing is funnier then the "Better Times" banner on TMZ. Would make for a great theme on a Christmas Card before an upcoming tradgity. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I would have loved to own a successful pizzel shop and have a sign that said "Pizzold Out". Everyone would get a kick out of it. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I always make sure to brush my teeth before I have a dentist appointment. I always expect them to notice… and thank me… once they get in there. But they never do. 000
Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I install lots of apps, tools, and plugins, but I have no idea how this Mobbed-Up Dell got on my machine. #pc 000