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Max Paolucci

@maxpaolucci.bsky.social
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Producer of The Bill Murray Stories. Director/Editor @160over90 Flat Footed, Heavy Handed, Light Hearted.

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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Nintendo was smart… #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime
Mock up of Nintendo Switch Ocarina controller.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Surprised no lousy cable news show has asked him about Jimmy Kimmel. I'd ask him about Clear Eyes.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Let me grab my deep fried hat to keep me warm at that there hockey game."
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Frame #3590 from 60sE83 tail tale
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Nes ice hockey concept art
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Made a fake Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover to bring to the @oncinema.bsky.social show this week! Started as a goofy little screenshot paintover and then I got VERY carried away:
Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover, featuring an illustration of Gregg carrying a crucifix and a candelabra in a castle. Dracula’s portrait looms in the background.

1OTH ANNIVERSARY VFA COLLECTION
GREGG TURKINGTON PRESENTS:
Decker vs. Dracula
He could crack any code... time to crack open the casket.
STARRING: GREGG TURKINGTON
JAMES DEAN  JOE ESTEVEZ TIM HEIDECKER MARC PROKSCHVHS clamshell front coverVHS clamshell, back cover, featuring screenshots from the movie

Decker vs. Dracula
Despite its controversial production, DECKER VS. DRACULA remains a universally acclaimed classic ten years later. This 10th Anniversary Edition has been newly restored by the experts at the Victorville Film Archive, and is brought to your home theatre using state-of-the-art, industry standard VHS technology.

Featuring an All-Star cast, including James Dean (East of Eden, 3rd Annual On Cinema Oscar Special), Gregg Turkington (Deck of Cards, Ant-Men 1 & 2), Joe Estevez
(Werewolf), Tim Heidecker (The Fantastic Four, Decker: Classified, Decker: Port of Call Hawail, Decker: Unclassified, Decker: Unsealed, Decker: Mindwipe), and Marc Proksch (celebrity impressionist), DECKER VS. DRACULA is a timeless masterpiece where horror meets action in a blood-curdling VFX showcase.

Follow along as Special Agent Jonathan
Kington thwarts Dracula's plan to destroy the world, alongside his colleagues Special Agent Jack Decker & President Jason Davidson.

2015, 52 minutes, Hi-Fi Stereo, Unrated

SPECIAL FEATURES:
• Theatrical Trailer
• The "Lost Episodes"
• Never before seen Behind-The-Scenes footage
• Director's commentary from VFA Movie
Buff Gregg Turkington

[credits block and FBI warning]
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hunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 08/01/2026
Boy, I tell ya. #pixelart
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Theres no better use of your money than to make a Super Bowl commercial that promotes something that you then cancel 4 days after your announcement. Just flushing flushes at that point. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...
theverge.com
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Having an amazing time with Cairn. The blister game. #cairn
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I would have said "you can't spell Porsche without R.E." Hire me to write your teleprompters and body copy.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Damn, we will say anything, won't we?
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is some clean ass keyart.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
My image of myself: Every time I'm pushing a cart in Giant.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Damn. Halloween has gotten too slutty.
Garfield Halloween Costume
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I love when important brands find each other, and we all benefit.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Great. Now my son is vaping Legos.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Imagine this: Tomorrow is in fact the Rapture, and all of the Neo-Ding-Dong-Christian-Nationalists are all taken up to heaven. And we are all "Left Behind". Sounds like a real win win. Less people at that new Paul Thomas Anderson flick on Friday.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Shout to everyone who says goodbye to their cars at the airport.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Fishmonger is a cool title to have, right? Fun word. Steal this. You shoot 3’s all day in the NBA, but you look like you could work at Medieval Times…. Swishmonger. It’s yours. Have it.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If someone raises their eyebrow and hits you with a "nowadays…". Brace yourself.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I spent a bit too much time browsing electric scissors for cutting cardboard on the TikTok shop, and now every single ad is relentlessly promoting the idea that our country is facing a cardboard epidemic. They claim that electric scissors are the only solution to this modern tragedy.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'd probably be good at Devil Sticks now. Now that I'm older.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Macho Man > YMCA. #jimmycarteramericanhero
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Nothing is funnier then the "Better Times" banner on TMZ. Would make for a great theme on a Christmas Card before an upcoming tradgity.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I would have loved to own a successful pizzel shop and have a sign that said "Pizzold Out". Everyone would get a kick out of it.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I always make sure to brush my teeth before I have a dentist appointment. I always expect them to notice… and thank me… once they get in there. But they never do.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tight look playa… sorry for your loss.
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Max Paolucci @maxpaolucci.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I install lots of apps, tools, and plugins, but I have no idea how this Mobbed-Up Dell got on my machine. #pc
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