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max mccarthy

@maxmcc.com
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crossing guard at the intersection of technology and the liberal arts. SF; he/they

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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 04/08/2026
reporting for duty (specifically, hot-gay-boy-running-shirtless-in-the-park-on-a-warm-evening-then-posting-about-it duty)
a slutty sweaty shirtless short shorts selfiea slutty sweaty shirtless saluting sarcastically selfie
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 04/07/2026
Sean Astin as Sam Gamgee, with a speech bubble suggesting he is saying the quoted post
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 28/06/2026
happy pride
gay and tired boy wearing gay and tired crop top
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 18/06/2026
A 2013 photo of Marco Rubio drinking from a tiny little water bottle, making direct eye contact with the camera as he does so, in the most awkward and cringeworthy manner possible.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 27/05/2026
today i went on a hike and got to see the oldest trees in the world
A photo of Max sitting on a hiking trail. Above him are two Great Basin bristlecone pine trees, with tortured and twisty branches characteristic of the species in extreme conditions.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 28/03/2026
#NoKings 3 ✅
A photo of me holding a protest sign. I’m wearing a shirt that says “Protect Trans Youth.” The sign is handmade and says “I Hope He Dies.” It is adorned with cute hearts, a smiley face, and xoxo.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 11/12/2025
having an insane time on the internet today
A screenshot of my Bluesky notifications. The first notification reads: “24 / 7 Luigi Mangione Posts reposted your post” The second notification reads: “24 / 7 Luigi Mangione Posts followed you. Follow back?”
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 18/09/2025
the worst thing that can happen to a streaming service like disney+ is that their customers remember they pay for it
A screenshot of an email from Disney+.

Subject: “We are sorry to see you go.” 
Body: “Your bundle subscription has been canceled.”
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 19/07/2025
these annoying VPN ads have suddenly started going incredibly hard??
A photograph of a BART (subway) advertisement. The text reads “Mass surveillance is made by machine men with machine hearts.” The ad is for Mullvad VPN.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 01/07/2025
spotted on the sidewalk near my house
A book on the sidewalk. It is titled “LLM Evaluation: Comprehensive Insights and Practical Approaches” by Anand Vemula. 

There is a post-it note on the front cover that reads “Do you have a wobbly chair you need to steady? Please, use this crappy book for free!”
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 08/03/2025
today's san francisco #teslatakedown mvp (we got so many honks including from muni bus drivers 🥲)
A person standing on the corner of Van Ness and O’Farrell streets in San Francisco, opposite the Tesla dealership. They are holding up a sign that says “Honk if u hate Elon”.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 08/03/2025
wearing the official hot boy uniform to the #teslatakedown protest today
A selfie on a white background. I’m wearing a t-shirt with colorful handwritten letters that says “Protect Trans Youth”.  I’m smiling slightly, and have shiny skin from the sunscreen I’ve applied. I look hot, obviously.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 03/03/2025
they may take our weather radar, but they will never take our good weather ✊
A photograph of Duboce Park in San Francisco, looking up the hill towards a hospital, and Buena Vista Park in the distance. It is a bright, sunny day, with some cumulus clouds in the blue sky. The grass is bright green. It’s 55°F.
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max mccarthy @maxmcc.com · 18/11/2024
tag yourself. i'm spacy tomato
A photo of a restaurant menu with several typos.

Grilled Atlantic Salmon 24.
Grill Atlantic Salmon w/Spichach Gnochi, Brussels sprouts Leaves,
Vodka Spacy Tomato Cream Sauce

Pumpking Pei 10.
Served with Whipped cream,
& Caramel Sauce
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