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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius

@maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social
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Oh No! The shame, rude comments! 🤦 Born c. 150 A.D. in Roman Hispania (Spain) If you find yourself blocked it’s because you think anyone cares about your political opinion. Also blocking cunts that block comments

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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pee is stored in the balls
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Proud moment
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No posts lol
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah but what does doogie houser have to do with it?
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
…and I can’t seem to get anything right
Gavin Newsome, governor of California, talking out of his arse again, this time in Hindi.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can we go ahead and start taking mental health seriously now?
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s them tell’t!
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ll take the Epstein oil not the p diddy oil
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I guess as long as she’s of age and he’s not cheating
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Late Great Cornell Kimball published The Lancelot Link Fan World in 1975. Always ahead of his time, was taken from us far too early.
Cover from Lancelot Link Secret Chimp, Gold Key Publisher. Although this publication was earlier than Cornell Kimball’s work, it does depict the protagonist and his girlfriend and partner, Mata Hairi (a pun on the historic spy Mata Hari, voiced by Joan Gerber). Role: She is a top agent for A.P.E. (Agency to Prevent Evil) alongside Lance. Relationship: She works constantly as his right-hand partner and primary love interest.Band: Like Lance, she is also a member of the rock band the Evolution Revolution
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s programme was brought to you by the Letter “G”
Today’s photo of Miss Sparkle Kitty, sleeping in a “G” shape?
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some kids deserve it
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
.with a manual transmission
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, he’s dumb. That’s how he got to be the most powerful man in the world 🙄
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
‘But that was the deal’
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It gets greyer but bigger
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
H/t Ron Jeremy
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It was a beautiful start to the week in Glastonbury. Photo taken at sunrise from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
… and it always has been.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t believe that level of hand holding is necessary either.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes move your hair so we can see them 🙄
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It just means that we’ve seen to it that pandas get their hole
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nose Candy
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You were right the first time
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love this place
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here’s the best kitty
Sparkle kitty takes her spot
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
El Gato 007
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just wait. It doesnae get better.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aye, a rager
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“How”
static.klipy.com
Jack Jarvis from Still Game
ALT: Jack Jarvis from Still Game
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Embrace that which sets you apart 🥰
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Make sure they get the part about being on time.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s half the battle 👍
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Butayto Bugs
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“The Libtard is strong in these ones”
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s my left earbud!
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reminds me of sick boys grans pub that he and Veronica were going to turn into a “sauna”. 😂
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nuthin from nuthin! 🎶 🖤
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
… and all around good egg. 🎂
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Muuuuurrrrrrrt
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At some point, I would just give up…
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Overheard at the Sauna: “Who’s baws are these anyway?”
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dust off the gallows and guillotine while you’re at it
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mice Dreams 🐭🐱☁️
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
💯 there are a few that don’t bang on about politics. It’s a nice change.
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You two always make me smile 😊
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Rudeius Maximus Decimus Meridius @maximusmeridiusrex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Aye… ken
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