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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 19h
They're after kids lemonade stand and newspaper route money. The grift will leave no stone unturned
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
much like the bullies I remember from school, they poke and poake and annoy and instigate, and perceive THEMSELVES as the damaged party if they get whats coming to them
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember when all it took was ONE sex scandal to end someone's public life, pretty much forever? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It would be weird if they won game 2 and did not even the series, would it not?
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I take the 8088
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I could feel my blood pressure rising again as I read that recap...but the analysis is interesting none the less
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The media (large corporate media, not independent ones trying their best to earn a living on monthly subs) is responsible. If the media gave one bit of a shot, he would have never been elected. I remember when one Fawn Hall was all it took
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While Id like to think this is a sign that people are waking up and not falling for their never ending firehose of bull anymore What I think is more likely is that in more cases and more places, people are SO screwed that 5k isn't gonna make a difference, and they're not selling to still be screwed
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fundamentalists of any religion in any country are all basically the same. And thats what they want in America
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im thinking guillotines are a bit too blasé We should build a giant trebuchet to fire these people into the sun. At the very least, we can see who makes it the farthest, bounces the most times, cries the hardest while being strapped in etc. Just...make a day out if it
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Pink Floyd
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the same week as Michigan got Iowa'd. You sir, are a braver man than I
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its going to be all over right wing media/ socials as a win. There will be no mention of getting pwned, or the fact that every single syllable was incorrect. Zero national media will call them on it, report it, or illustrate their buffonery. So those in the MAGA echo chamber will never know
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that pretty much been their modus operandi since the days of Newt Gingerich (at least). Proof is a suckers game, all they do is cast doubt, puff out their chests and act superior...and the rubes fall for it over and over again Meanwhile, their corporate overlords keep raking in the dough
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOL NOT ANYMORE
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You should see the Vivek commercial in Ohio where he's hitting balls in a batting cage. I've seen kids in TBall with better form
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Basketball Player's 'No No No' Reaction
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been in the Cleveland burbs (mostly) since '78. Gerrymandering is one of the main issues. Somehow we've lost house seats but Rs have gained. Every time there's an initiative to set up an independent distracting commission, Rs in statehouse make sure it's another "no actually means yes" votes
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who else only knows where this scene comes from because of Trading Places? Just me?
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The day we signed Watson, a friend asked why I wasnt excited. I said "he's gonna be suspended, and then come back and be rusty. Then he'll prbably get hurt. With our luck he sucks until his last season then we have to decided whether to re-sign him, or watch him win a SB somehwere else" O.I.C.
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I uh, well, uh, Im not sure...you see...its, uh... well... Im happy for the fans (such as myself). Im happy for 52 of the players. I absolutely HATE being in the position every week where I hope he does poorly but want the team to win. It sucks
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The LAST unit on the team that can be relied on. We got away with it. Wins feel good. I'll let it go, but yeesh
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT THE HELL
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Farmers" = people like Bessent and JD Vance who are part of large companies buy up swaths of farmland for ppennies on the dollar, and who will then sell them for development as data centers
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Id prefer a right hook to the jaw, but thats just me
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That game was our penance for now having played Iowa in 3 years. It was 3 games worth of Iowa in one
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fading to the left again, seems pretty consistent with that
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most Iowa game that ever Iowa'd. Anyway, $4.99 a pound..
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Sopranos: Tony Soprano's Fish Scene
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty sure Ohio did that with legalizing marijuana a handful of years ago also (the first(?) time it failed). And now they're trying to make it illegal again, after the legislation passed for legalization They really are just the most onerous, tiresome people
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
surely if that were true there would be walll to wall coverage on many cable news networks
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know the leafs are ont here but Im still mad at Felix Potvin for 1993
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THANK YOU! NOT doing these stories to "protect your access" is already an egregious abdication of their duty. But now that there is no access left to protect? Why has this not happened already?
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Snatch Guy Ritchie
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Boo This Man! Boo!
ALT: Boo This Man! Boo!
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Simpsons writers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever with the Springfield Tire Fire
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had an IBM PC Jr from my Uncle who'd bought it and realized how bad it was (but great for 10 year old!). Flight Simulator, Midnight Pinball, pool, my introduction to BASIC..it was awesome
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My co-pays and deductibles went up this year. Have put off several tests, bloodwork, etc because I'm the last person I spend money on in my family
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That is awesome
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woooooooooorrrrrrrlllllllld B Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's 1984 again, Im in 2nd grade, and cannot be stopped on a Nerf Hoop
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hes the one who called RGIII a "Cornball Brother" once upon a time
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parks and Rec, mad men and BCS over breaking bad. Looks good to me
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Far as i can tell, the only thing the Haslams have done in their tenure as owners is get a whole lot richer Well, that and heavily support politicians whose agenda further enriches people of their economic status Screwing their fans up one side and down the other
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone knows a standard military requistion form is a 1091-A, but a STRONG request is a 1091 BS
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kent's Frogger Arcade Game
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well shoot, here I am wearing a 7 year old pair of crocs, driving a 15 year old Buick and typing this out on a $100 prepaid phone I guess I shoulda been a grifter, to hell with what that does to America, amirite?
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That avalanche of hate from Browns fans line rubs me wrong. I'd like to tell MKC, the Browns org. or any other media member who thinks of saying this that Browns fans do not, in any way imaginiable, bear any culpability whatsoever on any level for the turd show this has been. Don't even try it
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know you mentioned in UFR you arent entirely sure yet what is "supposed" to be happening, but in broad terms, are they running a different system, stylistically? (i.e was zone, is now gap/ vice versa) that the lineman are having trouble adjusting to?
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone got a thesaurus
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They do (and always have) covered everything he (and MAGA in general, but ESPESCIALLY HIM) credulously, as if there arent 1000s of examples why this shouldn't be done. Its not an accident. There once was a time where they could claim they were being "balanced" or "because ratings" but no longer
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Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Accept higher gas prices for your country, take a beating for your country...all the same
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