Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🕸️the your shift is over and you wanna go take a nap 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is gonna be one of those 'he'll be in his bunk' days, isn't it? 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🕸️thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss absolutely unreasonable to expect people to be around ALL THE TIME. 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026🕸️thinking of taking another stab at writing one of mutant kind's bigger hot messes 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Figured. Then again, that's how I always come in. 100
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Heh. Sure thing. Already heading out the door! 100
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026See, I assumed it's just cause it's Sunday, but who knows? 100
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll be honest, it hasn't been all that busy. 100
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Which he absolutely noticed. "It's just a theory, but you never know." 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comSpiderman Spider ManALT: Spiderman Spider Man 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Eh, youth was pretty mid, as the kids say." Another joke as he leaned further over. "I don't wanna say there's a correlation between the closing of Club Penguin and current day troubles buuuuuut..." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I know, right? Who would do such a thing?" he quipped, as his eyes were once more straying. Sure couldn't hurt if he did, right? He's kinda surprised no one has yet. 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whether he should try and make a move or two was definitely up in the air right now. "Nope. Just the two of 'em." he answered with a shrug. "Though they are definitely on you, that's a given. Not wrong there." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He'd make it to the edge of the pool, kneeling downward some. His attention entirely fixated on the blonde. "You can say that again. Gotta at least try, right?" 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And boy would he love to see them. Especially if this is any indicator of what would be in store. "Well, I do what I can." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026With that bikini? It was definitely intended. If she was trying to catch someone's attention, that's the surefire way to do it. "It probably helps that there's no shortage of capes in the city." Even if he'd feel compelled to try to help anyway. He even has to remind himself of this at times. 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's already getting a little closer to the pool he'd found her in. As you can already guess, he's had an eyeful and then some. "Pretty much! Unless there's a mugging outside that no one's heard, or a huge accident or something, looks like smooth sailing for the moment." 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Meanwhile, he's trying to work out how to approach this. If he should at all. "You can say that. Surprisingly, it's a bit of a slow day." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A rarity in of itself, and he can't even begin to get into that! "Heh, right. A pleasure to meet you." You can say that again. 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bit of an understatement, really. "Yeah, I suppose." he uttered, lightly rubbing the back of his head. 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"You'd be surprised at how often I hear that." He hadn't picked up on her height, since she was more or less laying as he stumbled upon her. Not to mention the rather large distraction. 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's definitely thirsting, if that wasn't painfully obvious already. "And pretty justified, I have to say." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Before or after thirsting for a closer look? "Y-Yeah, pretty valid, right? Can't blame a guy for being a little fixated." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Oh I'm definitely feeling lucky right about now.." 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Of course! Guess I just stumbled in at a good time." 010
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Ah, right. Fair point." He's going to have this at the back of his mind all night. 000
Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I mean, it's kinda hard not to get caught up in said view, right? Maybe that's just me." 001