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Peter Parker

@maximumspidey.bsky.social
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 12h
🕸️average monday night for him
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🕸️home!
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🕸️the your shift is over and you wanna go take a nap
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is gonna be one of those 'he'll be in his bunk' days, isn't it?
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy...
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🕸️thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss absolutely unreasonable to expect people to be around ALL THE TIME.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🕸️i didn't see any nos 😏
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🕸️thinking of taking another stab at writing one of mutant kind's bigger hot messes
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, here's his obvious answer.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His answer's pretty obvious... right?
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𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺 @queen-of-thieves.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Be seeing you in a few.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Figured. Then again, that's how I always come in.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heh. Sure thing. Already heading out the door!
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huh.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... You weren't expecting it to be?
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't see why not.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See, I assumed it's just cause it's Sunday, but who knows?
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll be honest, it hasn't been all that busy.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeesh.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That slow?
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which he absolutely noticed. "It's just a theory, but you never know."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Spiderman Spider Man
ALT: Spiderman Spider Man
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Eh, youth was pretty mid, as the kids say." Another joke as he leaned further over. "I don't wanna say there's a correlation between the closing of Club Penguin and current day troubles buuuuuut..."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I know, right? Who would do such a thing?" he quipped, as his eyes were once more straying. Sure couldn't hurt if he did, right? He's kinda surprised no one has yet.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whether he should try and make a move or two was definitely up in the air right now. "Nope. Just the two of 'em." he answered with a shrug. "Though they are definitely on you, that's a given. Not wrong there."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He'd make it to the edge of the pool, kneeling downward some. His attention entirely fixated on the blonde. "You can say that again. Gotta at least try, right?"
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And boy would he love to see them. Especially if this is any indicator of what would be in store. "Well, I do what I can."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🕸️seriously can you blame him? lol
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With that bikini? It was definitely intended. If she was trying to catch someone's attention, that's the surefire way to do it. "It probably helps that there's no shortage of capes in the city." Even if he'd feel compelled to try to help anyway. He even has to remind himself of this at times.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's already getting a little closer to the pool he'd found her in. As you can already guess, he's had an eyeful and then some. "Pretty much! Unless there's a mugging outside that no one's heard, or a huge accident or something, looks like smooth sailing for the moment."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile, he's trying to work out how to approach this. If he should at all. "You can say that. Surprisingly, it's a bit of a slow day."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A rarity in of itself, and he can't even begin to get into that! "Heh, right. A pleasure to meet you." You can say that again.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit of an understatement, really. "Yeah, I suppose." he uttered, lightly rubbing the back of his head.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You'd be surprised at how often I hear that." He hadn't picked up on her height, since she was more or less laying as he stumbled upon her. Not to mention the rather large distraction.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously, how can he not be fixated?
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's definitely thirsting, if that wasn't painfully obvious already. "And pretty justified, I have to say."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Before or after thirsting for a closer look? "Y-Yeah, pretty valid, right? Can't blame a guy for being a little fixated."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Oh I'm definitely feeling lucky right about now.."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Of course! Guess I just stumbled in at a good time."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You can say that..."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Ah, right. Fair point." He's going to have this at the back of his mind all night.
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🕸️in his defense, how can he NOT?!
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Wait, you do?"
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I mean, it's kinda hard not to get caught up in said view, right? Maybe that's just me."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Likewise. That's quite a view!"
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy...
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"And then some."
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good times...
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Peter Parker @maximumspidey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Is that a serious question?"
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