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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé

@maximeg.bsky.social
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Senior Engine Programmer at Ubisoft, full time grump, bike lover who can’t shut up about his cat 🥔🚲🐙

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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Concerts, never enough concerts (and live shows of all kinds)
Nieve Ella performing at zenith de Paris, under red and orange beams, as opening act before Last Train
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@rogerquaranted2.eurosky.social patate en récompense pour conseils théâtre 😘
Brown tabby cat, on its side, with a sleepy face, one paw toward the camera
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Potato has big green eyes 🥰
Brown tabby, on a white pillow, on a blue sofa, cat with wide open green eyes
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: while I strongly disagree with Sony's choice to stop physical media, and support players right to protest it, HARASSING customer support is not OK This company has done many questionable choices this last decade, step in to protect their consumer-facing workers is NOT one of them
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Patate, King of the sofa 🥔
Brown tabby cat with green eyes on a blue sofa
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Released on this day, 25 years ago ! I've only been able to see the band perform live this July, but it was amazing 🤩
System of a Down, toxicity album cover
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So much energy, so much talent, Lovebites concert was amazing tonight 🔥
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cette boîte aurait dû être nationalisée il y a une éternité, c'est une folie de lui avoir laissé autant de pouvoir sur le système de santé français, et ça serait encore pire de passivement la laisser continuer
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@montreuil.parisenselle.fr Nouvelle tentative de la mairie de faire respecter le sens interdit du nord de la rue de vincennes en placant un 3eme panneau sens interdit au niveau du 13, sur un bloc beton placé sur la PC: tres peu efficace. Les habitués du parking devant AEV immo eux aussi sont chill 🙄
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Fenarinarsa @fenarinarsa.com · 17/06/2026
Mars Express disponible en ligne gratuitement jusqu'à fin juillet : www.france.tv/films/films-...
france.tv
Mars Express en streaming
En l'an 2200, à Noctis, capitale de la planète Mars. Détective privée expérimentée, Aline Ruby, tout juste rentrée d'un voyage sur Terre où elle vient de rem...
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm not sure what motivates studios to make Blu-ray menus background a quick succession of all the money shot, playing while I attempt to set the right language and subtitles You already have my money, the least you can do is not spoiling the movie please ?
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
James want to keep driving dangerously and endangering cyclists without ever facing consequences As someone who rarely makes his 15 minutes commute without facing dangerous behavior from motorists, James can go eat shit (and I want the same thing here)
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@juliencdt.bsky.social super interessant le reportage sur moustache ! 🥸
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I want more star city episodes, and I want them now 🖤
star city poster, on apple tv
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I wish every iOS settings could be turned into a Control Center widget. Call screening is a nice feature but when I know an important one is coming, being able to turn it off quickly without going several levels deep in the settings would be nice
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I was getting a bit bored of DK Bananza around 2/3 of the game, but the last hour was so great I'm really glad I persevered 🍌
DK bananza game key art
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Happy #Caturday
Brown tabby cat peacefully sleeping on a blue sofa and pillow, showing his belly
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Imagine on fait ça aussi plutôt que privatiser le bus jusqu'à finir en situation de monopole pour la dernière boîte debout Et le même type de réflexion avec le train pour un service maximum à la population plutôt que du profit en sabrant les petites lignes et en faisant exploser le prix du billet 😤
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I wonder how many people they manage to trick with this one, but I'd bet a LOT
fake cloud verification inviting the user to win+R, ctrl+V and enter to verifiy they are human
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I skipped bowser's fury entirely when it released alongside 3d world on switch 1, the performance issues reports probably did not help. The switch 2 update motivated me to give it a try, and it's actually a very enjoyable game on it ! And it's full of cats 🐱
Bowser's fury key art, Mario and bowser JR in the foreground, a giant fiery and dark bowser in the background, knee deep in the sea under a stormy sky
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Apex predator
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Shrinking" is such a great show, and such an intense emotional roller coaster 🥲
media.tenor.com
a roller coaster ride with the word rides on it
Alt: a roller coaster ride going up then down
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's time to go YT Shorts 👋
"Hide shorts for youtube" firefox extension, marked as enabled
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
UPS unilaterally delivered my package to a random shop in the middle of nowhere, opened exactly during office hours. AGAIN. No idea how I'll manage to retrieve it, but I won't buy again from online stores unable to guarantee the delivery will be performed by another carrier 😤
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I was a dwarf and I dug a hole Hopefully they will tour and headline again in a few months, as a support their set was frustratingly short (expected for dwarves but still)
Wind rose at Ovo arena. Singer talking to the crowd under while light

Next: hammer fall and power wolf 🤘
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Could we just stop giving driving license to people not even mature enough to admit they failed to yield priority and nearly hit a cyclist ? I had a bunch of close calls but that one, considering he was coming from behind, at great speed, and driving a large loaded truck could have been ... rough 😨
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
oh yeah they fixed it ❤️
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The show was last week, and I'm still thinking about it 🤩 They really perform every time as if it was their very last one 🔥🔥
Picture of all 4 Airbourne members playing on stage in an indoor venue (Zenith in Paris), in front of a big crowd, with red and white lights, and the cover of their "black dog barking" album as background
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I don't know what they changed but "send tab to another device" in Firefox is slow (30s+, it was near instant) since last release. I use that a lot ... hopefully they'll fix it soon (or there is an alternative)
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When moral is low, one of the few things that can save my day is a good ol concert of Power Metal. And Visions of Atlantis absolutely set the venue on fire 🔥🏴‍☠️🖤
The 5 members of visions of Atlantis saluting the crowd after their show at Élysée Montmartre tonight
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I wish there was a way to get rid of entire types on content on youtube reality TV clips, AI generated and "react" ones would get the axe instantly :|
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Another unplanned 150€ spent into my PC to attempt fixing massive throttling (below 800MHz) when compilation / encoding hits all cores (CPU itself is below 60C) Hope it works, I'm starting to regret partially upgrading rather than going for a brand new one
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bye everyone
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a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says the rabbit hole deepens .
Alt: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says the rabbit hole deepens .
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Je continue à espérer une migration des comptes RATP, SNCF (etc) hors de Twitter. Ici, masto, autre, peu importe, mais qu'ils arrêtent d'être une raison de faire ou garder une compte la bas, même juste pour cet usage 😬
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Rien ne me met de meilleure humeur qu'un conducteur de scooter qui remonte une file de voiture à toute vitesse sur un DSC alors que j'arrive en face puis me frôle
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
La pharmacie a coté de chez moi exige qu'on leur envoie les ordonnances électroniques sur leur boite ... gmail. Ils font comme ca depuis des années dixit la pharmacienne, qui ne voit pas le problème. Non seulement j'y mettrai plus les pieds, mais comment c'est toléré en fait ?!
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I had a really great time with the third "knives out" movie 💜
netflix poster for movie "Wake up dead man, a knives out mystery"
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Ios26, give me back the ability to have a denser message/mail list, I still have good eyes and no love for useless scrolling 😑 so much wasted space and no way to fix that. I wish I could still downgrade tbh
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Could firefox PLEASE put a single, persistent after update, Settings-side (aka not in about:config) toggle for all its AI bullshit ? it's sooo annoying
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Awesome concert from Psychonaut tonight 🔥
1 drummer 1 guitarist 1 bassist playing in front of a dense crowd just a meter away
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I think about this old tweet every single working day
May 8 2018 tweet from Ben Esposito saying "nobody told me when you make a video game you have to make the whole thing"
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The regular price was already very fair, but 60% off is a steal for that absolute gem (and that's coming from someone not especially fond of RPG)
Yakuza like a dragon steam listing, 60% off, or 7.59€
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
@paris20.parisenselle.fr @parisenselle.fr Je ne sais pas si l'apparition de ce marquage/ balisage est suite à votre suggestion à l'intersection rue de Lagny / Bd de Charonne, mais c'est vraiment bienvenue 🙏
Newly painted intersection, clarifying priorities and intended circulation lanes rather than a just grey asphalt
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Comment savoir qu'un voisin s'est fait raccorder à la fibre via SFR. Je ne sais pas si la qualité du travail est à la hauteur d'une paye minable, s'ils surchargent leurs agendas et qu'ils ont pas le temps de faire mieux ou s'ils recrutent les plus mauvais exprès, mais c'est loooourd
Fiber bay completely open and tangled
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Picture taken from the middle of a pier, in Normandy, with the sea extending to the horizon. Rainy weather, with cloud.
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
First time visiting Mont St Michel despite growing up 1h drive away from it. A bit crowded at peak time, but definitely worth it 😍
Mont saint Michel from 1km away, with the bridge leading to it in the foreground
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Dimancher, oui, mais intensément
Brown tabby cat on blue sofa, sleeping belly up, against my arm
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Refund summer, let me ride 🌧️😡
Weather app screenshot, forecasting 9 days consecutive of rain starting tomorrow
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ah, même avec l abonnement V-Max, plus aucun trajet velib VAE compris, ça passe à 50c les deux premiers, la même tarification qu avant ensuite. Couplé à la rareté des velib mécaniques (en tous cas sur mes trajets habituels) vraiment pas sûr de renouveler 👎
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Kzi / Maxime Gaffé @maximeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@beccafarsace.bsky.social YT algorithm suggested me your "unlimited range ebike" video today and it was awesome, thanks for sharing your adventures 🤩
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