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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE

@maximefidelium.bsky.social
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The older Lestrange brother — PARODY ACCOUNT Written by #Simbelmynë.

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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He is the devil.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Nope. God doesn’t want him.
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𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊. @aptformosity.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Best. Wife. Ever.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
She’s overthinking this. It is just a gift. She is Regan’s mum after all.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If she doesn’t want it, he’ll return it.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Well, well, lead the way ma’am.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She is the perfect Christmas gift.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
He also got @aptformosity.bsky.social something. Just a little gift for Christmas.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Christmas to his beloved @opacussanguis.bsky.social. He hopes she likes her gifts.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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CORBAN YAXLEY. @donecmortem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
❝You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole?❞ Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
He needs to stop drinking. But that’s a struggle for another day. Right now he just wants to spend time with her.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Rodolphus laughed, hands in his pockets. He laughed, loudly. “You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Fair point.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Good.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Believe him or don’t believe him. He doesn’t care. He is telling her the truth.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
No. He was not.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He is here now.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Aware he was being watched, he glanced up at the window. Cute, he thought. The kid is watching him. He smirked and waved.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He had to clear his head.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
He asked.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Nothing. Just keep him company. The hangover will pass.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
No.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
He is married. So is she.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yeah, he knows. He’s just in a bad mood.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
He’s perfectly satisfied at home. He is content.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Jesus fucking christ. What is everyone’s sudden fascination with his sex life?
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
She’s giving him a headache. And he is out of alcohol.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Ha! Laughable. If only.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
No? That’s the right answer, right?
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
She knows the answer to that.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
No.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
He’s been busy.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Aging like fine wine.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Of course she does.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Hm. Right. Sure. Ok.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
And his only brother.
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SEVERUS SNAPE. @potiodomini.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
&&.𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐄. Wᴇʟʟ, Iᴛ Mᴀʏ Hᴀᴠᴇ Esᴄᴀᴘᴇᴅ Yᴏᴜʀ Nᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ, Bᴜᴛ Lɪғᴇ Isɴ'ᴛ Fᴀɪʀ.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
… yes?
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Look at her, getting soft in her old age.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
You know, he still hates it when she speaks in riddles. He is too sober for this.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Plural?
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
And he drinks. Ground breaking.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Like a bad rash. He’s not going anywhere.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
He’s not married to Andromeda.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Isn’t she sweet. He missed her too.
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RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE @maximefidelium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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