maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 01/04/2025about to put in an offer 23%(!) over asking and I just knowww i will rank like 12th out of 15 offers lmao 0100
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 28/02/2025trying to psych myself up to vacuum… do you guys believe in me 2140
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 26/02/202539° in Buffalo and I foolishly wore a coat and sweat my fucking ass off 0360
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 22/02/2025we build the prison, lock ourselves inside, then throw away the key 🧘🏼♂️ 060
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 18/02/2025when my husband goes to bed i put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition. 5 seconds later my sleep apnea attempts to kill me. i fight for my life until i have to get up to pee. 1200
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 18/02/2025i’ve seen enough: the younger brother dies in White Lotus S3 150
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 02/02/2025being an american in toronto over the weekend was verrryyyy embarrassing 🤥 0100
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 28/01/2025what is the hispanic dance we did as children? the machacabra? la cucharena? what is the name 020
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 28/01/2025need to time travel back to 2001 so i can drive at night without being blinded by LEDs 060
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 20/01/2025[nyt pitch bot voice] This MLK day, Lauren Sanchez gives “lace front” a whole new meaning 050
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 09/01/2025should i keep the stache longer or do i look like i play baseball and dip tabacco 8620
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i have strep throat and i’m pounding rum cake. i might finish watching The Accountant (it’s so bad it’s good) 0170
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 28/12/2024discussing times tables with my 9 and 7 year old nephews 0140
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 21/12/2024i’m drunk in a restaurant bathroom. hello gay people in my phone! 91530
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 02/12/2024coworker misspelled and just said they need something by EOS. here you go girl! 0120
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 02/12/2024gotta pick up the horn and talk to india colleagues in t-minus 9 hoursmedia.tenor.coma woman in a strait jacket is standing in front of two menALT: a woman in a strait jacket is standing in front of two men 090
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 02/12/2024my Discover feed is a lot of amateur bird photographers showing off their blue heron pics 🤥 160
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 27/11/2024not sure what “push day” is 🤔 imagining you guys doing this in the gym is funny though lolmedia.tenor.coma woman in a hospital bed with a nurse and a monitor behind herALT: a woman in a hospital bed with a nurse and a monitor behind her 070
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 27/11/2024bought tickets to a hockey game tomorrow night so i don’t have to help cook 1120
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 25/11/2024been skipping the gym like a lot lol. posting this for attention and also accountability. only way from here is up 📈 5810
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sometime i put my phone on a shelf so i can REALLY focus on work and then 10 seconds later i need it for an MFA code 🤕 1131
maxim @maxim516.bsky.social · 19/11/2024people are saying this site lost the “cool beans dumbledore” vibe, but my point of contention on that is i am the only person writing in all lowercase. some of you guys are at buzzfeed writing listicles but i’m off the clock idk 1180
