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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
practising my bear face
sitting in my chair tits and bush out
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
going to have like a whole day to kill in birmingham before my flight home on sunday if anyone has suggestions
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
just finished reading the three body problem and i didn’t know prose could be written in grey scale until now
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
computa make these guys super class conscious and horny
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
posted on new alt 🫶
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
should i make an alt or just post it here
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the other night
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
you know thinking about it, it’s kinda insane we’ve got to a point where you can post as much nsfw content of yourself online a you want and it probably won’t affect your life in a major way
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
happy gay guy saturday
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i take umbridge with a lot of american english but calling your children “littles” has got to be the worst
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
WHO PLAYS DEADLOCK AND WANTS TO SEND ME AN INVITE
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i don’t wanna work tomorrow :(
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
many people on this app seem to have the curious opinion that deleting your twitter account is some form of activism
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry christmas to all the faggots out there
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
candace owens turning up dead on christmas morning is insane omfg
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
pikmin
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
the way you still can’t send images in dms
dude that’s so mossed up
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
can’t make it to dnd today so trying to explain how to pilot my complicated ass character with 3 classes
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a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
Alt: tia mowery explains something complicated using her hands
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
reading Sun Tzu’s ‘the art of war’ so as to more effectively argue with incels on the internet
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
making a “which harry potter house is your credit card information” quiz to mass scam mid 30s white millennials
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
this was herstory kinda
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i’ve had enough of face cards show me your COCK
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
if i want my boyfriend to also have a boyfriend that is also my boyfriend , how can i achieve that
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
it’s about to get real non binary in here
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
and let me add that he/they back to my bio while we’re at it
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
£1200 for new pc with a 5070… is that worth it
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a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
*touches the razor burns above his dick* who did this to you ……………
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
just decided it’s non-binary summer so yous may get rid of them genders of yours before i do it for ya
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
tonight i’m thinking … clair obscure expedition 33, at least 2 joints, and jerking off
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a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
this is frying me
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
people recording themselves putting other records in front of one’s they don’t like will never not be the most embarrassing thing ever
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
there is something insidious and impure about a guy called “christopher” who goes by “topher”
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
if you see me start word for word reposting my tweets on here mind your damn business and like it again !!!!
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
RIP dorian grey you would have loved 3% retinoid serum
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
on a generational letterboxd run atm
screenshot of my letterboxd viewing showing Wallace and Gromit then all three sonic the hedgehog movies in a row
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
what if i became a streamer again in 2025
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
the dumbing down and “babifying” of language is most concerning to me. why are we taking the edge away from these words that are meant to cut when you hear them? unhoused, unalive, grape, “pew pew”? homeless, killed, rape, gun! these words are meant to be uncomfortable but ppl insist on padding them
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
2025 is all about kissing your friends on the lips
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i feel like i’m going insane every time i read about UBI or the 4 day work week cus everyone with authority on the topic agrees that literally everyone even the capital owners benefit from these systems and we just don’t do it because we live in a global oligarchy and an old men don’t like it
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
thinking about running for office
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a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
Alt: tia mowery explaining something complex with her hands
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
WHOS THE MAGE WHOS MAJOR ITINERARY IS MAKING ALL OZ MERRIER WHOS THE SAGE WHO SAGLY SAILED IN TO SAVE OUT POSTERIORS WHOS ENTHUSE FOR HOT AIR BALLOONING HAS ALL OF OZ HONEYMOONING OOOoooOOOoooOOO WIZIN’T HE WONDERFUL OUR WONDERFUL WIZARD
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
i don’t care much for the thoughts and feelings of american citizens
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
playing the sims with the filthiest mods in existence installed would fix me
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
what the chile? girl period
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
didn’t win best gay guy my work friends awards …..
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 09/12/2024
CEO murder finally proves that software engineers can be part of the revolution
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i’m surprised more games don’t follow leagues division of queues - blind for no role queue no rank, draft for role queue no rank, and ranked role queue
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maxie @maxie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
pokemon radical red nuzlocke attempt on the journey home me thinks
peter griffin as glinda from oz/wicked in her lil bubble
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