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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 21h

If I ever get jacked, I promise not to wear muscle ts.

maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’m feeling like I have two weeks of hope and then the election is stolen and then I’m facing the rest of my life under fascism.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

You don’t want to see an animals butthole. But you also don’t want to see an animal without a butthole.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I kind of want to introduce deadass into my lexicon. Not normally one for Gen Z slang, but that one is cool.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I actually don’t think billionaires have to be a bad thing. If we tax them, then it becomes a convenient source of revenue for our government to do good things. Instead of having to collect taxes from millions of people, you collect from like 500 and everything we want gets funded.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The people I know find me delightful. Why can’t I get a gf? It’s been like 5 years single. It’s getting ridiculous.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just don’t get the common Republican. How can they be so excited and enthusiastic to vote against their own self interest? Boggles my mind.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This goth girlfriend trend is pissing me off because I’ve wanted a goth gf since 2006.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When we read 1984 as a cautionary tale, the people in this administration read it as a guide book. “Look at how orderly, obedient, and united everyone is!” To them, 1984 is utopia with a happy ending.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My gravestone should read, “he was kind of a fuck-up.”

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can we officially call modern America a dystopia?

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I feel like I’m a pretty unique person. For whatever that’s worth.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I miss my twink phase. Sad part is that I didn’t even realize I was a twink.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Democrats don’t win elections by convincing conservatives. We win by turning out a broad coalition of left-leaning groups of people. Establishment democrats don’t want you to know this.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Peanuts aren’t nuts. You’ve been lied to about so much.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Power doesn’t corrupt. Power reveals what was always there.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“Shoulda, coulda, woulda” should be on my tombstone. Not that anyone would visit it.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

For some people, it comes down to whether believing the truth feels bad and believing the lies feels good.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If you’re attracted to a sociopath, don’t be surprised when they ruin your life.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Tony Hinchcliffe isn’t a roast comedian–we roast the ones we love. He’s an insult comic, literally the lowest form of comedy. His greatest “talent” is sociopathy. He says horrible things that pop in his head. It’s not something to promote or praise.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just found a blueberry in my shirt pocket. Huh. How do that get there..

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I wish I could say, “I now know how Hitler could rise to power” except I’m still mystified at how Trump got elected twice, let alone once.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Horror is like country music. Usually I don’t go for it, but when it hits, it really hits.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

For some reason, I’d rather be killed by a flesh and blood person, choosing to kill me, than an autonomous drone. Ukraine did some killings with an autonomous drone and it barely made a splash in the news. But that’s a big red line that’s been crossed.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s time for @countbinface.bsky.social to take out the trash. Time to dump Nigel Farage!

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Pretty much every one of us believes at least 1 crazy thing. What does that say about us as a species?

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Going from hot to not it tough business.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

What if the rapture already happened, but only 3 or 4 people passed the test to be taking up. Now the rest of us are about to see some shit go down.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Theme for 2020s: it could have been worse, I guess.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

As I live through the internet and these strange times, I find that there’s at least someone out there who will buy something, no matter how unlikely that something is.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The top 1% of wealth holders are the bottom 1% of morality.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Everyone’s talking about how bad the Iran deal is, but what about how terrible the deal we have with Israel is that got us into this horror show in the first place.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I feel bad for people whose birthday is the same as Cheeto Bonito.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Gotta love things that are plausible but unfalsifiable.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I’m still trying to figure out the difference between going on a diet and “making lifestyle changes.”

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Puppies and old dogs are the best kinds of dog.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Be nice if a girl was playing with my chest hair while we were snuggling.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Tinder has taught me that there are plenty of beautiful, single and amazing women out there looking for companionship, they just always swipe left on me.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

AI JD Vance lives an extraordinary life.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If someone took an interest in me, there’s certainly plenty on the internet to learn about me. I suppose I need a biographer.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Bombing is Israel, Iran, and the US’s love language.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I wish AI JD Vance was a real person. And that the real JD Vance was AI.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

When I was young, it at least made some sense that people would doubt global warming. But now that all the effects of global warming are happening, it just boggles my mind that people still doubt climate change. At what point does apocalyptic weather change their minds?

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Bombing Iran on Memorial Day, whilst building a giant UFC ring on the White House front lawn. What assholes.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If you’re a leftist and hate AOC, you’re just a hipster.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I’m tired of Euphoria pretending Zendaya isn’t one of the most beautiful actresses in the world.

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social @maxhollenbeck.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

People of the future, deciding which people of the past to resurrect, you should pick me. I’m super cool and interesting and worth reviving.

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