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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 05/10/2026
I just found this screenshot of another one.
tweet from madi gT™ (@lizardluvr69)

a new gender, one which is intangible and brings an eerie fear into the hearts of strangers.

picture of a women's restroom sign but the W has fallen off, leaving only OMEN
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 04/10/2026
Twitter post from Carl Kinsella

FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

11:33 PM - Aug 6, 2016
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 25/09/2026
A tumblr post

Anonymous said: SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc l'm at her place tonight)

tenderlesbian: uhh are you sure y'all arent on a date right now?

Response: Hi yes you were right I was on a date know how I found out? I was downstairs cooking dinner and she came up from behind me and wrapped her arms around me and kissed the back of my neck and when I flushed bright red she asked me why and then laughed when I said I had a crush on her be she thought this was like our fifth date but I was just taking it slow.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 02/09/2026
flag of minnesota if it was designed by the same person who designed ukraine's flag
a flag with a thin blue stripe, a thicker dark brown stripe, and a very thick bluish-white stripe
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 13/08/2026
Liz Truss
Official portrait of Liz Truss in which she is wearing a day collar
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 01/08/2026
[Several news headlines are shown in boxes.]
[Box 1] AP photos show Dr. Fauci's office contains a normal number of microwaves
[Box 2] Fact check: singer Billie Eilish was born years after the TWA Flight 800 explosion
[Box 3] Vaccinated people can remove their hats without trouble by tugging upward, say doctors
[Box 4] Physicists say Dorito powder is affected by gravity
[Box 5] Steering wheels will work normally on Dec 12th; make left and right turns as usual
[Box 6] CNN investigation: Santa's skin is dry and healthy this year, with the same amount of oil as before
[Caption below the panel:]
I don't know whether the "Don't repeat the claim in the headline debunking it" thing works or not, but it definitely makes reading the news weird.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 13/07/2026
Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation saying "not to worry, I have a permit" but the permit is the bill of rights
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 08/07/2026
First of all that's a half pint, second of all if I'm drinking like it's 1776 you owe me ten gallons of beer for that price.
An advertisement to "drink like it's 1776" by buying 10 oz "pints" of Sam Adams for 2.50$
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 03/06/2026
it's "june" which means it's ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT
anyone caught NOT being a GAY will be immediately reported to the FBI
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 01/06/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan saying "it's Pride, bitch!"
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 26/04/2026
I've heard about this before but I thought the problem was just that students didn't have enough vocabulary to build context to determine the meaning of the words they didn't know. Nope, they're using this to (not) figure out what the words even are.
Adams thought this diagram made perfect sense. The research clearly shows that readers use all of these cues to understand what they're reading.

But Adams soon figured out the disconnect. Teachers understood these cues not just as the way readers construct meaning from text, but as the way readers actually identify the words on the page. And they thought that teaching kids to decode or sound out words was not necessary.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 16/04/2026
Remember when "click here" was considered poor practice since some people might use text-based browsers?
A screenshot of a Bluesky error that says "there was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again."
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 10/03/2026
the debian logo but it says lesbian (and also I added a white background so you can actually see it this time)
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 23/12/2025
@vicmmic.bsky.social
A white wading bird at the edge of a pond surrounded by tall grass.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 19/12/2025
That's a terrible excuse for failing to disclose a breach for four months. But it's been another seven months, so why am I just finding out now?
Excerpt from a breach notification:

WHAT HAPPENED. On May 16, 2025, the vendor informed us that an unauthorized third party gained access to legacy Cerner systems as early as January 22, 2025, and obtained certain data. The vendor informed us that, upon learning of the incident, it initiated its critical incident response process, took steps to secure the impacted systems, began an investigation and engaged external cybersecurity specialists. investigators directed them to delay notifying hospital customers and patients about this incident because it could have impeded their investigation. The vendor also informed us that law enforcement investigators directed them to delay notifying hospital customers and patients about this incident because it could have impeded their investigation.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 17/12/2025
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 29/11/2025
Conveniently, the website uses CSS for the wordmark.
The US Department of Defense logo modified to be the Department of War Crimes.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 24/11/2025
Look at this thumbless little baby!
A picture of my cat, who has no thumbs.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 16/11/2025
The State Department posted this, which prompted speculation that the reference to passports being invalidated means they plan to mass-invalidate passports.
Is my passport still valid if I have an X marker on it, or if it lists a sex other than my sex at birth?

A passport is valid for travel until its date of expiration, until you replace it, or until we invalidate it under federal regulations.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 09/11/2025
"gay for girls" but it looks like a Mamdani campaign sign
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 09/11/2025
text "lesbian themed campaign logos" in the style of the Mamdami campaign logo but the colours are from the lesbian flag
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 09/11/2025
"gay for girls" but it looks like a Mamdani campaign sign
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 02/11/2025
You will probably not be surprised to learn that this is checkable.
A chart indicating that 81.25% of those words are in the Bible, with the exceptions of chart, percent, actually, mailable, social, and pressures.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 20/10/2025
But how could such a well-engineered platform crash?
 BucketAlreadyOwnedByYou

The bucket you tried to create already exists, and you own it. Amazon S3 returns this error in all AWS Regions except in the North Virginia Region. For legacy compatibility, if you re-create an existing bucket that you already own in the North Virginia Region, Amazon S3 returns 200 OK and resets the bucket access control lists (ACLs).
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 02/10/2025
Frozen Æther
Frozen Aether {3}{U}

Enchantment

Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter tapped.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 25/09/2025
hey internet is this a problem?
a brass thing on a wooden table with a lot of image noise
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 31/08/2025
xkcd 2557

[White Hat has raised his hand, palm up, as he addresses Cueball.]
White Hat: See, it's good to get infected, because it gives you immunity.

[White Hat has lowered his arm.]
Cueball: Why would I want immunity?

[Same setting.]
White Hat: To protect you from getting inf…
White Hat: …wait.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 27/08/2025
$\lim_{\infty \to 9} \sqrt{\infty} = 3$
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 05/06/2025
Elon Musk brags that he sleeps next to a gun and four diet cokes. Chelsea Manning answers that she sleeps in a bed with his wife.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 25/05/2025
The 80s? This is from 2011.
a screenshot of Fox News proclaiming that 99.6% of poor households (with "poor" in scare quotes) have a refrigerator
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 17/05/2025
There's only one IPA we need.
Handbook of the International Phonetic Association: A guide to the use of the International Phonetic Alphabet
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 14/05/2025
the florida capidong
the Florida state capitol, a tower flanked by two domed buildings, creating a design even more phallic than a tower alone, in a sketch style
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 10/05/2025
Her!? Fuck that, Lizzie out.
Headline: Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 12/02/2025
is america great again yet?
Sign at Whole Foods

"We are currently experiencing difficulty sourcing eggs that meet our strict animal welfare standards. For now, we're limiting purchases to 3 cartons per customer."

In the background, the shelves are so close to empty that even with the limit you could still buy all their eggs.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 26/01/2025
If they think 6.99/month is less than 6.99/month, I really don't trust their AI math.
a screenshot of the Microsoft plan change page showing Microsoft 365 Personal is 6.99 a month and the "lower cost without AI" plan is also 6.99/month
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 21/01/2025
The State Department web page on updating your passport claims it has not been updated since February 2024. However, just two days ago, it had an FAQ about changing your gender marker that is now gone. Live: travel.state.gov/content/trav... Wayback Machine: web.archive.org/web/20250118...
a screenshot of the US Department of State's "change or correct a passport" page with only two questions in the FAQ section, with a last updated date of 2024-02-09a screenshot of the same page, taken from the Wayback Machine's snapshot two days ago, with a third "how do I self-select my gender marker?" question
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 19/12/2024
Crested Craghorn {4}{R}

Creature — Goat Beast

Haste

Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

4/1
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 25/11/2024
this one?
a political compass where all four quadrants are "I hate liberals"
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 22/09/2024
a drawing of gallows with the text "of course we should give nazis a platform"
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 17/09/2024
Bluesky user #795987, joined 30 Aug 2023
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 17/07/2024
There's a mix of UI elements I didn't expect to see together.
A dialog box with a modern Mac OS title bar but Windows 2000 background and buttons.
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 05/07/2024
Tories lost another seat. Because of Woking.
screenshot from BBC live election coverage showing that Lib Dems took Woking from the Tories
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 29/06/2024
All it can get for me is "not New York".
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 22/05/2024
Fuckity bye!
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 06/04/2024
tweet from ConcernedApe revealing that "you can now drink mayonnaise" in Stardew Valley 1.6
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 23/03/2024
Huh. I got a captcha that's an actual word.
Captcha that says NWYDD
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 18/03/2024
Boeing can't figure out if it's more important to keep their profits up or their planes.
New York Times headline: Boeing Faces Tricky Balance Between Safety and Financial Performance
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 03/03/2024
"What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?" from Parks and Rec
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 01/03/2024
Time zone set to UTC-4:37ish
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Max Harmony @maxh.name · 14/02/2024
Yes.
Diallo used to be known as Rachel Dolezal. You might recognize her name.
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