maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Seff always shows off whenever he sees a micro with a camera 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t tell if the crowd of micros below him are running away or cheering him on. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026darn it. Because of him, suddenly a Mandela effect occurred and now all of the famous paintings in museums are just of his ass. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Careful with that thing. You knocked over some cities with it. Though you seem to not be ashamed of it. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wear some tight briefs to make sure he feels the power of your ass 011
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rumor has it that he‘s the one who at night looks for any wet cement at construction sites and leaves his ass print on it to mark his territory. 020
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026His ass, but let him know to at least make sure that when he uses the earth as a thong, he’s gentle with his cheek clenching. -from a mortal who’s home land is currently between his buttocks. 110
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Holy fuck. That sucks man. Hope you’re doing good on your break because that can mess you up. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So happy to see that these sexy idiots are getting art. Do you plan to do anything with the character of Artichoke from the same show? 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lucky bastard, that should be me in there! ME 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imagine if they all did a belly bump together with you in the impact zone of all three. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We need to praise that table. I presume that it’s been in that giant horse’s possession for a while and just now is starting to show damage. that damn table deserves social security and a medal. 110
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me trying to dance to entertain the macro so that he doesn’t crush me under his ass. 020
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The restrain that guy has to not give that pair of cheeks a slap is impressive. 001
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To the two giant twin orange mountains. I think it would provide a view to where I am on you. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026little does that city know that Seff plans on using them as an after workout snack. 030
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One quick fart for the macro. one massive storm of death and poison for the micros. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That speck is about to turn into a red smear on his foot if he doesn’t get the hell out of the way. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t know. That looks it could be enough to measure one of your cheeks but other then that, it’s useless! 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The micro office workers might think the building is deformed but I don’t know. A big ass impact crater on the front of the building looks like a major upgrade! 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You’re a good boy, a very big one but a good boy Now please let me go, I’ve been stuck in your dirty clothes bin for seven days. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our goat Glenn looking handsome like always. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a fellow flat ass owner. i understand your pain. We must climb on Zakk and travel to the heavens so we can all fight god in court. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can I kidna- I mean watch over him at my place for a definitely not concerning amount of time? 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So you’re the dude that was asking out the local dilf kaiju at my city! 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/202610k+? *gulp* if you did a growth drive based on that. One ass crush from you would wipe out half of the continent. Not that it would inconvenience you in any way. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You can pretend to be innocent, you crow. I know you destroyed my house. I have the photos and- 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Grauwl doesn’t worry about drowning in the water because his ass acts like a floating device. So when he falls off, he just floats face down with his cheeks being the only thing pointing out of the water. 130
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of my head cannons for him is that there’s a local antique store that he likes to go to just to piss off the owner by going inside just to walk around swaying his hips and ass to the best of the muzak playing on the speakers just to knock things off the shelves and pretending not to notice. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Real men have asses fat enough to entrap a planet in between the cheeks, and this is an example of it. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026one slap on that cake would make it jiggle for hours on end 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Kirby time traveled back to Germany in the early 40’s and ate Hitler, would he have the same beliefs as him or only have his dictatorship skills? Or both? 130
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does Stuart air out the tush too? It would help Lou finally snap out of it and have fun with the old man. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why would the people of that city scream? Instead of a boring old building, now you have a big rump on display! Talk about ungrateful citizens… 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That poor bed is going to be destroyed once they get frisky. 000
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 🎶 Butt bumping instead of high fives. Kissing on each other’s dicks for luck. Ain’t no one stopping us from being the best bros in town. 🎶 230
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He should really get some black-out curtains for that window. Don‘t think he wants his “goods” seen by unwanted peeping toms. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026he may be pushing seventy but sucks dick like the king he is. Hopefully he doesn’t pop out his back though…. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That poor pair of undies and slacks. They’re working overtime to make sure that this tiger’s buns and sausage don’t get shown off to the world. 010
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026then you head to the shower and turn on some music and shake your ass and hips to help awaken yourself up. The little buddy might be stuck to the rump but hey, a shower buddy if you will. 110
maxermeme.bsky.social @maxermeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A real man shows his buns out with no shame. 010
