Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Roughly 200–300 remain on Everest and are unrecovered... 010
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026"I--I love to toke up on the fat daddies... " 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Mr. Whiskers has filed jointly since 2019. He has never once contributed to this household. He is getting $280 back. He will spend it on nothing. He feels no guilt. 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Tomorrow is Tax Day. You owe money you don't have to a government you didn't design for services you can't find. On the other hand, at least you exist. The IRS will verify this. 010
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The IRS audited Gerald Fitch in 1987. Gerald had been dead since 1974. They found discrepancies. Gerald owes $340. Gerald remains unavailable for comment. 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Death and taxes, they say. Death had the decency to only come once. 010
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"The second in an ongoing series of completely true accounts of the adventures of Francisco "Crisco" County, Senior. The dam came down. Eustace Greer went up. The tin of lard was recovered downstream, intact, three days later. Nobody asked." x.com/compose/arti... 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Backyard Special Forces - Pole Division. Master of the dramatic climb, expert in awkward sawing, and certified chair-sitter... 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Indian version cracked me up but the Korean version is perfect. Little sis did not get shot, she got written out of a K-drama. 283
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Apparently, I won't be needing to go furniture shopping with the wife again... 110
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Don't forget to check on your friends. They might be drinking without you. 110
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"Bro, bro... BRO!... I love you, bro." "I know, bruh. Now, please sit down and drink some water." 100
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Don't you just hate it when your shins catch on fire and your friend can't help you because he just ate a desk whole? ... 010
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026A rare map of the United Steaks of America... 150
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Used to be a "hey, what's that!?" ... "April Fools!" was adequate... 000
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" ... 000
Reposted by Max AwarenessAlligator Chief @alligatorchief.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at the gas station in town. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. I’m safe, but my money is gone. The police asked if I knew who did it. I said yes...It was pump number #2 021
Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"Whatcha lookin' at, pal? Don't you know snitches get stitches?" ... 010