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Max Awareness

@maxawareness.bsky.social
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A fan of facts and critical thinking. Structural, mechanical and electrical engineering. Small plane survivor. I like long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Politically speaking...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tacit agreement...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Roughly 200–300 remain on Everest and are unrecovered...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Indeed...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A sausage fest...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hobbies...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Steel umbrella...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"I--I love to toke up on the fat daddies... "
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
No. Don't. Stop.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Mr. Whiskers has filed jointly since 2019. He has never once contributed to this household. He is getting $280 back. He will spend it on nothing. He feels no guilt.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tomorrow is Tax Day. You owe money you don't have to a government you didn't design for services you can't find. On the other hand, at least you exist. The IRS will verify this.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The IRS audited Gerald Fitch in 1987. Gerald had been dead since 1974. They found discrepancies. Gerald owes $340. Gerald remains unavailable for comment.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Death and taxes, they say. Death had the decency to only come once.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Must've been a real rough night...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'll come find ya...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"The second in an ongoing series of completely true accounts of the adventures of Francisco "Crisco" County, Senior. The dam came down. Eustace Greer went up. The tin of lard was recovered downstream, intact, three days later. Nobody asked." x.com/compose/arti...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
She seems nice...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Backyard Special Forces - Pole Division. Master of the dramatic climb, expert in awkward sawing, and certified chair-sitter...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sage words of advice...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Indian version cracked me up but the Korean version is perfect. Little sis did not get shot, she got written out of a K-drama.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Fact...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My cat doing standup...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Apparently, I won't be needing to go furniture shopping with the wife again...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The REAL question...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Don't forget to check on your friends. They might be drinking without you.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Bro, bro... BRO!... I love you, bro." "I know, bruh. Now, please sit down and drink some water."
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Someone made a Miss Steak...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Perspective...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Research is important...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Don't you just hate it when your shins catch on fire and your friend can't help you because he just ate a desk whole? ...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ice is dangerous...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Malpractice? ...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A rare map of the United Steaks of America...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have questions...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Your Attention Please...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There is no red in this picture...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I just like the buzz...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Used to be a "hey, what's that!?" ... "April Fools!" was adequate...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" ...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Confucius say...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm in...
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Alligator Chief @alligatorchief.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at the gas station in town. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. I’m safe, but my money is gone. The police asked if I knew who did it. I said yes...It was pump number #2
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Breakfast in bed...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Whatcha lookin' at, pal? Don't you know snitches get stitches?" ...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Something to think about...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
On behalf of a TRULY grateful nation...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's like every, single, time...
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm already there.
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Max Awareness @maxawareness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's a good question...
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