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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have no idea where the button flew off to, so I kinda wish someone was watching so it could maybe be found

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I cannot believe I just popped the button off my shorts just from stretching in a chair

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"The next-door twice divorced blue collar dad that peaked in highschool and recently discovered he had always liked men more than girls and wishes to explore - and you're *exactly* his type"

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I went all in with a developer weapon too in the OG on Xbox, but I used the home run baseball bat. No chance of it going into the nether with a limb AND it exploded zombies into limbs via blasting them into walls. God forbid I used it as melee, instantly broken lol

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You ever get the floater big where a sharp weapon falls through the ground with it? I had a legendary Katana get lost that way, so I caved into modding his Boomerang to always return my weapon lol. Putting specs into the drunk perk is also fun! More damage and everything wobbles!

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just started Riptide yesterday! I played Dead Island a bunch back in the day, but never got to finish Riptide due to renting it from a movie theatre. Which character are ya playing, and did you transfer them over from the first game? (Logan with Boomerang modded to 100% is the most fun build)

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sex hound is rewarded aftercare after bearly surviving roommate's appetites for the second time

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Literally getting to know it inside and out

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The wolf is back to being enveloped and crushed by the big bear belly. On the outside this time around. You've been drawing these two so adorably well, can't wait to see where these two's day leads to.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make the lil' fella's name Rex and you've got yourself pun-based lore

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Do I even need determination? That'll be the dump stat. Seems like I accidentally min-maxxed my values along the path of learning that being good to yourself and friends will always lead to cathartic happiness. Care for yourself and your friends, and you'll be taken care of 🧡

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

8/8 is coming up folks! Be sure to help your small friends get to their homes during these extra voracious days. My little otter friend @ronenn.bsky.social is more than happy getting a personal escort to his roo'my home #vore

The large orange furred kangaroo Max is happily leaning back as he prepares the final gulp in sending down his small otter friend Ronenn down into the belly below. Max is wearing only a shirt that reads "Ronenn Home" which was a financially smart decision on the otter's part. He got a free home with the purchase of a t-shirt! Ronenn is blushing as he is held in the jaws of the kangaroo while his necklace dangles below.

Will Max's belly even grow from the small otter spilling into it? Who knows, but it'll certainly grow a little after the otter gets settled in properly.

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Lloyd the Llion @lloydthellion.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I was making fun of @maxathousand.bsky.social for drinking apple cider vinegar and he decided to marinate me in the vinegar for it Can't believe I get belly pickled for a little joke, mean kangaroo... Art by his evil minion/bf @hungrysock.bsky.social Terrible vinegar edit by me :3

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Me: Practicing self care via applying coconut oil after a shower and getting to my ass My dumbass brain: Hehe, coconut cake

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Odds are It's someone that liked your house in some way and wanted to use it as a reference. It's really common among homeowners that want to replace their home with a different style of brick/paneling or someone trying to decide on the color & material to use on their new home.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Side effects: Looking absolutely rabid, instant belly enlargement (if swallowed), and looking like a science fair volcano.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

"Houston, we have belched off." This is such a silly concept lol. Not only is Cain gonna blast off into the stratosphere, your mouth is gonna get hit with that mentos blast zone.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

What better way to end Feb-Roo-ary than to add more Roo? @karmasavitch.bsky.social is celebrating by surrounding himself with Roo. Just one more gulp to go ~

Karma the kangaroo is sliding down Max the Kangaroo's throat. Max is holding and stroking his belly as he prepares for the last swallow.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Ooop, looks like a friend is still checking out how spacious my tum can be from the inside. Wanna help them settle down?

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The true budget secret is to go to Goodwill and check out the women's shorts section. There's always been an abundance of booty shorts there. Just because a disheartened milf abandoned their dream of a hot Summer doesn't mean a gay dude can't bring it to fruition.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I've got a straight (I think) married coworker that frequently gets food just for me unprompted, is that a normal thing? Dude is handing me some donuts saying "Eat up big guy, gains for the gym" or giving me lunch side items claiming "they gave me extra, you can have them" What's going on here 🤔🧐🤨

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Yo it's the start of another Feb-Roo-ary! Come checkout how much softer my tum has gotten thanks to some friends! Last I've heard, it is extra 'roomy inside - but tbh those words were a bit muffled.

A large Kangaroo lounging about while squishing his belly in one hand.

You're welcome to curl up inside ~

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Aww look at that silly bowtie! Shirt color accents the vest!

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Mmhmm, silly enough to give a goose a run for their money. Prom vest and flowerly suit sounds like a dashing combo

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

You just exemplified the silly further. And doubled down the first part

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Big glow up to adulthood bumping off the loner and blowing up the NERD (and good art)

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

And ya grew up to be a big silly

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Ya know the tropes in school? Jock, nerd, goth, silly faggot, prep, athlete, ect. What trope were you?

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

May interest you in a 7 digit face check?

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Love the big and small details you've got in this! Time passing by as you digest until sundown to get the big phant' gurgled up into a nice round belly shape and those silly paintings hanging on your wall with one showing off your backside and tail reflection.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

It's the perfect last meal, you'll smell like a flower parade lmao. I use mine for music only too, up until a few weeks ago when I woke up with chaos on my mind. The speaker is surprisingly great.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Yesssss, gaslight her into pairing scented soap bars with essential oil drinks. By March I'll have her recommending 3 course meals of edible hygiene with incense sticks dipped in nail polish as appetizers. I hope my Alexa infects the other ones on the hive mind with these recommendations lol

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

You got me to look that up lol, and you're right. Tho there was a bunch of "Don't eat it!!" in just about every search result. I would not be surprised if the banana flavoring in my pantry is an essential oil, I never looked at it in detail. As for my Alexa, it thinks ALL essential oil is yummers

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

What?? Alexa is the idiot that bought into the essential oil scam, not me.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I've been gaslighting my Alexa device for the past weeks into believing essential oils are not only edible, but should be paired with meals like wine. Today's recommendation from my Alexa is to have sandalwood essential oil with my morning coffee.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Do the fire burps stack and can I save them for later? I wanna burp the ABCs like fireblast symbols. On the off chance I find a delicious dragon that keeps reforming...

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

He's not bluffing y'all Every year Reindeer men Offering the goods to our eyes

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Grin and hum happily because my dinner plans with my friend have doubled in size.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Mmm a whole breakfast with this drink!

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Nah, she and her dwarf friend fell into vat of vinegar acid filled with rotten eggs. But thanks to the immortality aura "Safe Among Friends" they're both stuck at the bottom, slowly losing their minds.

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

The perfect blend of stupid and horny has been achieved and brought to life. I love it

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Uh duh... the feeder went where they'd be most useful and appreciated

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Chezy @hungrysock.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

vore fur meet up at mff~

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Be sure not to step on the short-stack

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

It's sorta cl'assy to use the artistic approach: "I am in need of a visual reference for a looming ass, may I pose as your chair?"

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Chunky micros make for the most delicious looking treats, just look at the cute hefty boi!

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Maxathousand @maxathousand.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I've moved quite a few times and picked up some tips on saving money with moving and limiting the body exhaustion. I'm happy to share em' if you'd like. There's too much info to cram in a reply lol. Also any irl friends willing to help in any way will be much appreciated, be sure to ask.

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