mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026only if we can stand outside my apartment building together and pee while holding hands 140
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026home sweet home. kansas treated me real good, but i did really miss waking up to dudes urinating in front of my apartment. can't beat the big city baybee. 41623
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 19/06/2026just ate a scotcharoo for the first time. thank you kansas for my life 11125
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 19/06/2026these jokes are udder-ly terrible. where's the moo-te button 1440
Reposted by maudddddclark kent! 🌽🧁 @smallvillecrows96.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The most legenDAIRY birthday gift ever! thank you for coming @maudcast.bsky.social . you moooo-ve me!!! 🐮❤️ 21316104
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 18/06/2026happy birthday @smallvillecrows96.bsky.social i'd type a big sappy post about how awesome you are but im posting this while sitting next to you on a plane. so ill just tell you in person. here's to another year, big guy 21486
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 14/06/2026they're like chimps. you know like. chimpanzees? the animal. but theyre from another dimension. it's basically the same except they have laser guns and explosive weapons 150
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 14/06/2026HOW I CHOOSE TO COPE WITH THIS EVENT IS BETWEEN ME AND YOUR SISTER. SUCK MY DICK!! 01655
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026if you can't figure out where they're coming from, you should at least open your own Korean chicken restaurant. for me. 020
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026yeah that checks out. mind you, we haven't even had a gorilla army come through this city in 8 years 120
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026😐😐 interdimensional chimpanzees just fucking blew up my favorite korean chicken spot. where else am i gonna get my yangnyeom bro. they don't sell that shit at popeyes. fuck my stupid chungus life 71814
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026im officially sick of eating bananas. why are they so hairy why do bananas have pubes. can i get my potassium in any other way. is there potassium in fried chicken. is there potassium in cum. 827611
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026why do you have this listed as my contact name in your phone. also next time pls bring a pint of ice cream i can pour on your tits. thanks! 190
Reposted by mauddddd💜 SuccuBae 💜 @lilukamari.bsky.social · 11/06/2026@maudcast.bsky.social IVE NEVER MOVED SO FAST IN MY LIFE. 😳 211712
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026YOOOO love me a good float. fuck with a good float. pop pussy for a good float. looks like a good float. 160
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026superman probably doesn't know what a semi colon is btw. clark does. maybe superman should have more clark energy . just saying 0240
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026hard to have a bad day with cream cheese in ur mouth. ill swing by waid's and grab us some bagels b4 work 🤙 2150
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026its super rude. what happened to basic hospitality???? 030
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ok but when i have sex its awesome. when they have sex its annoying and no one wants to hear it . 1230
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026my neighbors cant stop having sex at five in the fucking morning. assholes. if ur gonna keep me up at least invite me to join. the fuck is wrong with people 724010
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026hey awesome. i think it could use more tits. more of these tits specifically. 150
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026thanks for 2000 followers. not sure i can get you guys 2000 orgasms with my current health insurance but i appreciate it regardless. 61956
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026you really think this guy pays for his own coffee? just a big nepo baby in pajamas 1160
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026doctor said i need more potassium. so we got bananas on DECK. good FUCKING morning guys. 81363111
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026(( ALSO YAYYY AYYAYY AYYYYY YAYYY THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU FOR THE ART YAYYY )) 180
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026what pussy i eat when im two white claws deep is no one's business. anyways. had fun, same time next week? 🙂 180
Reposted by mauddddd💜 SuccuBae 💜 @lilukamari.bsky.social · 08/06/2026And yet I'm the one who's the succubus... 😳 Mod: @maudcast.bsky.social 324326
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 07/06/2026let's sync our rose toys and see if we can beat a high score 140
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 07/06/2026welcome to the 21st century, corn muffin. @smallvillecrows96.bsky.social 345736
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 07/06/2026hey can i eat your spaghetti from the work fridge. i left my lunch at home. also its already in my stomach. also can i borrow your tide pen i got sauce on my shirt. 1161
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026thanks for 1000 followers. to celebrate i will have 1000 orgasms. starting right now. 1024910
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 05/06/2026(( i will be posting OCCASIONALLY SEXUAL things, and sometimes EXPLICITLY SEXUAL things!!! )) (( i will happily encourage other OC accounts to interact and potentially collaborate :3 )) (( still kinda feeling out this whole thing, so bear with me! )) 52061
mauddddd @maudcast.bsky.social · 05/06/2026(( things to know! )) (( this is a FAKE, 18+ social media account for an ORIGINAL CHARACTER! it will be posting, replying and interacting from HER perspective! anything said is IN-CHARACTER, and she tends to be SASSY! so don't be alarmed if she says something FREAKY! )) 758331
