mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/6VQi2B4wMfE?... Resqua... resquie... requiescantyoutu.beSexecutionerYouTube video by GWAR - Topic 000
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026they're not clankers, they don't clank. they're software; no body, no clank. stop it 111
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Business idea: deevolution themed Mexican restaurant called Taco Homo 100
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There has to be a long German word for feeling "old but connected to a small but excellent global community of a very specific type of weirdo" right? 010
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I was watching a movie (Prisoners 2013) and this small bit of truth struck my ear. 020
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We released an album and I'm proud of it. open.spotify.com/album/6l9FEM...open.spotify.comThe Future? Again? - Album by Shaolin Punk | SpotifyShaolin Punk · album · 2026 · 11 songs 043
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I am in this band and I approve this message. Gonna to advertise the only way I know how, to my 130 Internet friends to whom I would gladly send free MP3s anyway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 041
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don't need church cus I have wine and crackers at home 010
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a step up 110
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My favorite ever text message from a partner, sexts included: 010
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My eyes made watery by the media naivety of Husker Du's Turn On the News 020
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Isn't White House MMA one of the signs of the Idiocralypse 000
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I curse this world because, now, when I hear about a shooting with 3 people killed, my immediate reaction is relief that it wasn't more. 030
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I recently ordered a Robert Anton Wilson book that I had never read from a used book store online. It arrived, signed in red ink, With the inscription "Hail Eris". I took a pic and got a t-shirt made and it arrived today and it's a small thing in a fucked up world, but it made me happy. 130
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I often mix up Mother Jones and McSweeny's and will read the Mother Jones headline in a McSweeny-y idiom and be briefly very confused when I can't find the joke 010
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026There's no such thing as a "half sandwich". You have soup and a small sandwich. Cut that sandwich in two and you have two smaller sandwiches. 010
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026things I can find: stack of 40 year old Garbage Pail Kids Cards 3 cancelled passports 23 year old picture of me and friends clenching empty beer cans between our naked butt cheeks things I can't find: my social security card 140
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 19/03/2026In the modern parlance, if I'm a dedicated minimalist, am I minmaxxing? 030
mattzog @mattzog.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The latest reboot from my childhood is anxiety about WW3. 000
