Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 9hI feel like it was more a debate among my classmates after we graduated from law school and while bar results were pending. “Like are we lawyers now?” But haven’t like thought about that debate since barred. 030 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Destroy records and strategically withhold information from the president so there isn’t a “smoking gun” for the media to fixate on and pardon everyone! It does seem like there is a lesson Trump/modern GOP took from it: don’t cover up and do it basically in the open 140 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I guess they were tired of watergate comparisons, and decided it was time for Iran-Contra comparisons! 1180 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Given her recent portrayal as Margaret White, I think Samantha Sloyan could do it justice. 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It would be one thing if this were the Tatum O’Neil episode of SATC where a married friend refused to pay for shoes that were stolen from said person’s house because the expense was extravagant, but there’s no details here that his friends are shaming him for his single life 140 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well people clearly didn’t read her memoir, Mean Baby, where there’s a chapter dedicated to her biting Sienna Miller, Seth McFarlane, and Kate Moss. Kate Moss bit her back and she claimed that is what cured her biting habit. But I suppose not. 010 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah the reviews have been awful! But literally everyone I personally know who saw it, loved it! 020 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I instinctually read this as: “scrape my poems for training. This is my last resort.” 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder many of these 350k followers have said some variation of “women aren’t funny”? 010 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a knitpicky question, but what does “dating book” mean? “Everything I Know About Love” by Dolly Alderton isn’t a dating advice book. She previously had an advice column but this specific book was a memoir. So is it any book that references dating? 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would get up and wait in another room for years before I could sit through this.youtu.beGhostbusters armchair sceneYouTube video by ren jones 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was looking for something both practical and decorative! 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And I’ll add, I went to Ohio University. If anyone says in my life “go Ohio” or “beat Ohio”, unless I’m at an OU game, I would know they are referring to OSU. 030 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From Columbus. Went to Ohio University (not Ohio State). If someone from Michigan says, “beat Ohio,” I, and everyone I have ever known in life, would instantly know that person meant Ohio State and not Ohio University. 0160 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We need Maxine Waters to shove him (I.e. gently brush past him). What a pathetic titty baby 040 0
Reposted by Matty TokBig Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026FUCK JUDGE JUDY 1311334 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Born and raised in Ohio and stayed there my first 23 years of life. All my family still there. And it’s an embarrassment what has happened in the state. Fuck you Marcy. I’ll encourage all family and friends to vote against. 030 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This Buffalo boy cannot in good conscience get Tim Hortons anymore 052 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We watched it in every class except my history teacher felt the terrorists would win if we disrupted his lesson plan so he wouldn’t allow that 0101 0
Reposted by Matty TokBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 21/09/2025If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too. 254101732226 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just apologize Lisa! You really don’t even need to mean it 120 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Probably. And Canada is a major importer of bourbon, sorry Kentucky 030 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was about to post, “then she Lisa Barlow-ed it up” 121 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I came here to look for this conversation. Thanks you for starting it. 010 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’ve seen RB three times with just a queer audience and it was lovely 010 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026El. Oh. El. This is both one of the funniest and most shocking things I’ve ever seen. 000 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh for sure. Just wanted to be clear I’m not adding to eating disorder commentary with my observation 020 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m not commenting on anyone’s body. But their proportions are all out of whack. Ariana can’t be taller than De Niro sitting 4230 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So are you going to acknowledge that you helped further this narrative and detail how you were wrong? 070 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Resurfaced” is a funny to phrase this. It was always there and always known about, this was immediately discussed when announced. They were hoping we’d forget I guess? 1360 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah not victim blame, but you did do this to yourself 060 0
Matty Tok @mattytok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026As an Ohio University grad, shut the fuck up Ted. What he said was fine. Don’t pretend to protect the Bobcats 090 0
