Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance 1210 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿♂️ 040 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Obligatory bi-annual selfie update (just got off work so don't come at me for being dusty) #blacksky 150 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirelymedia.tenor.coma rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above itALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it 110 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂 011 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿♂️ 020 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 05/03/20252025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉 0121 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 21/02/2025In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on 010 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮💨 It's all love tho, ball up top 000 0
Reposted by Matty™P the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yall all have such nice booties 🥹 I’m just happy to be here 🥰 14611 0
Reposted by Matty™TIA THE TALKING GHOST TITTIES👻 @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday, the fuck yall thought this was?😂 712937 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Not sure if this qualifies but felt like contributing 040 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Y'all the sex bots are getting so lazy I just got followed by two accounts using the same pic back to back 😂 040 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Not even 10 minutes into my closing shift and I'm already ready to go home 😮💨 010 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/12/2024After the last two days on here I gotta periodically check the SL every couple hours to make sure nothing popping off without me 😭media.tenor.coma dog is looking out of a window .ALT: a dog is looking out of a window . 010 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I'm not gonna trip about not making it into any skircles or whatever because some folks got TIME to be in people's mentions 24/7. We're still building and growing over here, and I genuinely enjoy most of my interactions, regardless of overall volume 🫡 020 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024PSA to all morning shifters, the skeet is not about actual wrestling. Thank you, bless up 🙏🏾 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024They really tryna bully the meat outta us, these are wild times 😭 020 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I bet y'all got real life mad when you found out WWE was scripted huh? 3171 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024This is hilarious with the context of tonight's events #survivingben 230 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Damn he bout to get his ass kicked out back to the Rustbucket 031 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Only in a black ass household would one find themselves cleaning the kitchen until 1am 🙄 010 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Damn how is it only 5:30? These are the hours when visiting my family gets to me because I don't know anyone out here and there isn't anything fun to do by myself which is why I left here in the first place 😔 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Been trimming my own hair for the last couple of years so I'm innocent 😇 100 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Chat, do I steal this hat from my sister? #blacksky #bsky 290 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Hope everyone is spending the holiday doing exactly what they what to do and with whom they want to do it 🎄 010 0
Reposted by Matty™ꨄ︎ ꨄ︎ Kels Flock ꨄ︎ ꨄ︎ @kels-or-kelz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas 🎄 🎁 2646134 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Why the sudden influx of random yt followers? 🤔media.tenor.coma man with a beard and a white tank top is making a funny face .ALT: a man with a beard and a white tank top is making a funny face . 110 0
Reposted by Matty™Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 21/12/2024I have this thing where I feel like I’m bothering ppl whenever I try to talk/spend time w/ them so I’ll ignore them first before they have a chance to get annoyed with me. 2014726 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Niggas is weird out here. Like I can't read your whole name is Kevin, like sir??? 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I work with kids and in the last two or three years it feels like it was decided that 27+ is old. When they hit you with the "oh you were born in the late 1900's" it makes you feel like they have a good point 😭 121 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I was so happy with myself I got about a quarter of the way thru GNX before I remembered I was still sitting on the toilet, still very much clocked in at work 😅 011 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I've had these headphones since last Christmas and I only just now got the equalizer set to an enjoyable level 😅 000 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 12/12/2024First date, second date, their birthday party, auntie's funeral. I'm hungry 👀👀 011 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Sometimes I forget how infrequently I post until I go to my own page and it's just a bunch of reskeets like I'm some damn bot 🤦🏾♂️ 020 0
Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I'm actually so curious how it's decided who bots/scammers reach out to because who in their right mind thinks drawing ME would make them any kind of money?? 000 0