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Matty™

@mattysails.bsky.social
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Water enjoyer, sun child, single dog dad Wind/water sports are my thing ⛵ #SkyClear ✅

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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Here y'all go 🫡
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Obligatory bi-annual selfie update (just got off work so don't come at me for being dusty) #blacksky
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirely
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Y'all ever take fake sick days from being social?
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
2025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Y'all... I just got off work, please be normal
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮‍💨 It's all love tho, ball up top
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P the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yall all have such nice booties 🥹 I’m just happy to be here 🥰
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
On the first day of black history month...
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
As Madea once said, I am living for the Lordt 🙏🏾😇
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TIA THE TALKING GHOST TITTIES👻 @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday, the fuck yall thought this was?😂
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Not sure if this qualifies but felt like contributing
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Y'all the sex bots are getting so lazy I just got followed by two accounts using the same pic back to back 😂
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Not even 10 minutes into my closing shift and I'm already ready to go home 😮‍💨
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Niggas browsing for bratwurst, what a world
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Oldie but goodie
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
After the last two days on here I gotta periodically check the SL every couple hours to make sure nothing popping off without me 😭
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'm not gonna trip about not making it into any skircles or whatever because some folks got TIME to be in people's mentions 24/7. We're still building and growing over here, and I genuinely enjoy most of my interactions, regardless of overall volume 🫡
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
PSA to all morning shifters, the skeet is not about actual wrestling. Thank you, bless up 🙏🏾
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
They really tryna bully the meat outta us, these are wild times 😭
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I bet y'all got real life mad when you found out WWE was scripted huh?
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is hilarious with the context of tonight's events #survivingben
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Damn he bout to get his ass kicked out back to the Rustbucket
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Only in a black ass household would one find themselves cleaning the kitchen until 1am 🙄
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Damn how is it only 5:30? These are the hours when visiting my family gets to me because I don't know anyone out here and there isn't anything fun to do by myself which is why I left here in the first place 😔
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Been trimming my own hair for the last couple of years so I'm innocent 😇
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Had to steal this for the occasion #LakeShow
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Chat, do I steal this hat from my sister? #blacksky #bsky
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hope everyone is spending the holiday doing exactly what they what to do and with whom they want to do it 🎄
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ꨄ︎ ꨄ︎ Kels Flock ꨄ︎ ꨄ︎ @kels-or-kelz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas 🎄 🎁
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Why the sudden influx of random yt followers? 🤔
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 21/12/2024
I have this thing where I feel like I’m bothering ppl whenever I try to talk/spend time w/ them so I’ll ignore them first before they have a chance to get annoyed with me.
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Views #blacksky
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Niggas is weird out here. Like I can't read your whole name is Kevin, like sir???
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I work with kids and in the last two or three years it feels like it was decided that 27+ is old. When they hit you with the "oh you were born in the late 1900's" it makes you feel like they have a good point 😭
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I was so happy with myself I got about a quarter of the way thru GNX before I remembered I was still sitting on the toilet, still very much clocked in at work 😅
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I've had these headphones since last Christmas and I only just now got the equalizer set to an enjoyable level 😅
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
First date, second date, their birthday party, auntie's funeral. I'm hungry 👀👀
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I beat the allegations, hallelujah amen 🙌🏾
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Sometimes I forget how infrequently I post until I go to my own page and it's just a bunch of reskeets like I'm some damn bot 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Matty™ @mattysails.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'm actually so curious how it's decided who bots/scammers reach out to because who in their right mind thinks drawing ME would make them any kind of money??
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