Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait it almost been a year. I should make another one of these. 150
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I took 22,000 steps today. I don’t have to workout then, right? 030
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do y’all need a new thirst trap from me? Or should I just keep it to insta and snap stories? 250
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently the thing on TikTok right now is the ninja water purifier and people turning orange juice and soda and pickle juice back into water but has anyone pissed in it yet? 220
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026IM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR KINGDOM HEARTS (non cloud version) ON SWITCH 000
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Did I tell y’all I moved? Got ny couch delivered today! 3120
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If you suck on a vape you should just suck on a dick 0100
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I wanna be the very best like no one ever was… but I have a job 070
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Just had one of the biggest ***** in my ****** I’ve been to heaven and back 290
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Last post was BEFORE doing 25 pushups so just imagine what I look like NOW! 😏 040
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I did get new undies. A little expensive but oh so comfy! 0160
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I do need gay underwear recs (that don’t break the bank) please 060
Reposted by Matty GoldenWill @gaynadian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Shook some ass last night for the last weekend of pride 🙂↕️ with @mattypi.bsky.social 091
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Just realized I’m wearing the same shirt that’s in my profile pic right now. 140
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’m almost to episode 500 of One Piece. How should I celebrate? 020
Reposted by Matty GoldenMatty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6”, blue eyes… wait… 061
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6”, blue eyes… wait… 061
Reposted by Matty GoldenMatty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026People would rather die than stay seated till it’s their row’s turn to exit the plane. 141
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026People would rather die than stay seated till it’s their row’s turn to exit the plane. 141
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Orange chicken is, and always will be, that bitch. 1140
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Instead of going home and playing Pokemon in bed I went to the gym and played Pokemon while running on the treadmill and riding the bike thingy 040
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Haven’t gotten sweaty in a dark warehouse surrounded by hot shirtless men in a while… 030
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I keep getting debt reduction ads on insta but I don’t have debt. 130
Matty Golden @mattypi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Help I’m listening to LUX by ROSALÍA on repeat again 030
