Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 5hThe ass is the head of… The head is the father of the ass- no, um, the father of the head is the ass. Hold on I got this. The asshead is the father of the armlegs, is that something? 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 6hSo basically, HBO with a bunch of extra shows that no one gives a shit about 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m choosing to believe that whoever left out the comma before “whose admission…” knew exactly what they were doing, and it wasn’t just a mistake cause Bezos is too cheap to pay people there enough to care 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He tried to get up for a sec to celebrate, and I have no idea how other than adrenaline 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Or you have to swap jerseys and play for the other team now 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see the trap you’ve laid, and I’m not falling for it 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Louisville stays being the weirdest team I never watch 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve given up even attempting to guess what the episode is gonna be about from these little hints. I definitely wouldn’t of been able to guess what this one meant in a million years 0191
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Quite surprising that the rotating sandwich expert was betrayed by a rotating sandwich 040
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it can certainly stave off the sadness for a while 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not sure how to articulate what that paragraph made me feel. Maybe disgust, but not necessarily at the parents, cause I don’t expect them to forgive their daughter’s murderers. Definitely a kind of vague, general sadness. 020
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can’t imagine the pain of losing a daughter, especially in such a horrific fashion. But it’s wild to me that we’ve created a culture where a victim’s family is encouraged to do something like this (even having to raise money for the trip!), as if it’ll bring them closure or help in any way. 120
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s just so vicious. I imagine he’s staring straight into the umps soul right off camera 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What shape are they supposed to be making, like officially? 020
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love that you need to be multiple layers deep in weird sports lore to even be able to understand this joke 001
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is Trump just inventing new racisms on the fly now? 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Add the word “NOT” above it, and you’ve made yourself some a Dadaist art piece 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No you see if I can prove that a policy doesn’t help all people exactly equally, that means it’s a Bad Policy™️ and we shouldn’t do it and also shouldn’t come up with any other solutions and why are we still even talking about this? 011
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was she a eugenicist cause she thought it would’ve prevented her condition? I thought she got it from scarlet fever? 130
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even with radio, if you live anywhere near a city there’s probably multiple stations that only play whatever genre you’re into. So you never have to listen to top 40 radio if you don’t want 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Get ready to hear that it’s trans people and trans advocates fault that certain Ohio races didn’t go blue as expected. As if they chose this strategy 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok but that’s clearly bringing a 3rd country into the mix 100
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a Commanders fan, I always hear people talk about the “what ifs” with RGIII, but meanwhile Kirk Cousins still out here living his best football life like the girl in the movie who’s been there all along but never got noticed 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Shhh it’s ok. The Texans defense is getting raptured to a better place where they get to actually win football games 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, but you haven’t even heard my thoughts on golf courses yet… 020
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They also kept cutting to the dude in the “0:01” shirt before and after the last play 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have soooo many questions just based off that one screenshot 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyone on both teams knew the play call, except the receiver apparently 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Michigan fans aren’t gonna make it thru the season 040
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I always do a double take when I see “USA” in CFB 010
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel like after the top 10 they didn’t care much about the order 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As a 5’11.5” (yes I include the half inch) guy, I can confirm 000
Matty Light @mattylight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And yet some certain people on here (who have blocked me) will say that speaking out against him is somehow “enabling fascism”, even as he does his damn best to make their very existence illegal 120
