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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fun irony of a Jordan Peterson statue is that it’s considered a miracle when it *isn’t* weeping.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He starts at Andreessen Horowitz tomorrow.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we’re going to spend hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars encouraging a crank minority, we should be looking for Bigfoot. 29% percent of Albertans think they’re "definitely" or "probably" real.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is a $400M burden on the healthcare system in this clip, and it isn't the immigrants.
A table with some of Danielle Smith's healthcare-related corruption schemes, adding up to more than $400M in looted taxpayer funds.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mr. Burns: “We did 20 takes, and that was the best one.”
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same energy.
The Vario crew celebrating Henry Hill’s first criminal conviction in Goodfellas (1990).
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charging into battle screaming "that's my purse! I don't know you!"
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Hey man, I think there's something wrong with that genie, I didn't ask for a million *ducks*" You think I asked for a supertall PENN15?
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When California wine growers plead that we’re on the same side, let this be a reminder that they’re full of shit. bsky.app/profile/schi...
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Smith will betray anyone and anything if it gets her more power — remember all the party hopping? She’s meeting MAGA in private now to ask for Delcy Rodríguez’s deal: trading our oil and freedom to rule over a client state. It just has to happen before the gleeful VZ looting tanks seppie support.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The hardest part of covering a Nirvana song is counting the repetitions. IIRC "Sliver" does one line twenty six times.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some people can evade the law while openly boasting about being a pedophile, and you sir, are not that rich. bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can extort more cash from politically unpopular construction projects than you can from popular ones. So what the UCP is going to do is celebrate, possibly while watching a playoff game from Sam Mraiche's skybox.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Pope Leo selections are hilarious. Skip the equal dignity of all human beings, minority rights, duty to the poor, etc. so you can get to the real expertise of the Catholic Church: “this is not a comprehensive treatment on Artificial Intelligence”
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm never going to financially recover from this.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For a brief moment, I was extremely impressed by how the car company was reacting to this morning’s presidential evacuation on auto part tariffs.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is how he thanks the king’s horses for putting him back together again?
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They look like “The Pep Boys” for a business that sells roofies.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"We have to humour the 18% of Albertans who believe in the benefits of independence", said the Premier without a provincial strategy for finding a Sasquatch (that 29% of Albertans believe exist).
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When your defenders all immediately concede you're such a notoriously disloyal, philandering scumbag that "travel with" has to mean something other than travel.
A tweet by Michael J. Knowles (of The Daily Wire) with a fake quote attributed to Jon Ossoff: "Every time I see a woman at work, I just know she's sleeping with her boss! Am I right? Anyway, am I the new Obama yet?"
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I expect the cranks have build a rich mythology around Carney being the former chairman of Brookfield Asset Management. That must be where the PM meets with the saucer people, reverse vampires, and the Rand Corporation to plot ways to subjugate rural Alberta /s
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Toronto. bsky.app/profile/theb...
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah.
Wolf Blitzer’s impressively bad -$4,600 on Celebrity Jeopardy.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Pull my finger”, said Ben Franklin in reply.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
RFK Jr. attended a funeral for a child in Texas he didn’t know apart from having been the murderer. The legal standard is being too mentally ill to understand the consequences of his actions, and he clearly both understands what he’s doing, and enjoys doing it to see the tiny coffins.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Prove it.
A cobalt 60 rod.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AB Separatists are comprised of two separate, yet equally important, groups: criminals, who run our provincial government, and the ignorant, who have been taught to blame Ottawa for the consequences of electing criminals to run our provincial government. Fix the latter, and Seppies are 2%, not 20%.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hey Blood Boy, I think we’ve got a flat tire. Hop out and look.”
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Telling your clone that you’re going out for a pack of cigarettes.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just an average centre-right party made up exclusively of members who are, as individuals, one of the ten worst people in each of their respective ridings.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
El-Sayed should reply with a PSA about getting screened for melanoma.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's funny that Navarro, an expendable goon they send in exclusively for cheap and dirty hits, is a famous trope of the culture he knows nothing about. The beat of basically every hockey movie is: the Pete injures a skill player > the hero retaliates > the Pete gets a PPG > cue dramatic comeback
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Berta Proud Dads Flipping Off Toronto Shopping Malls” is a Kids In The Hall sketch.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can't decide what's funnier: Slim Pickens recruiting a gang of criminal stereotypes, or this, a criminal stereotype recruiting a gang of Slim Pickenses.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No, see, that's a *defensive* ramming bumper.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think The Breakdown needs a new site for a special project. You want it built in Astro, six medium length pages, text and embedded videos, no scripted elements or interactivity. Ask Creative Currency for a quote. If it's more that 60k, they're wise to what you're doing.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some rich a-hole giving their child a personality disorder and enough money to evade consequences for their entire lives has had some rather significant negative externalities for the planet lately.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Reminds me of when Gab’s AI brain trust tried to create a system prompt for a Holocaust denying LLM. It took them *ages* to figure out that neo-Nazi euphemisms don’t work without cultural context — i.e. they’d tell it to “just ask questions”, then get big mad when it would accurately resolve them.
A visualization of AI development at Gab: frustrated man tries to bash a square peg into a round hole. From the movie “Idiocracy”.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reject liberal tyranny! doh.wa.gov/community-an...
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We're buying trucks to protect us from arms being financed by the sale of the trucks.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A disturbed man told a cop he wanted to attack the government in some nebulous way, while carrying a pocket knife and two 1.7 oz mini-bar vodka bottles (the "Molotov cocktails"). Police then walked the suspect into saying the nearest official was the target to make it look more crime than crazy.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Aaron Swartz should have incorporated. Same state, same city. $5.4B valuation vs. 35 years in prison.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The CEO gave himself a 45% raise this year.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It sucks, but be glad that your irredeemable piece of shit athlete exposed himself early in his career. Ours waited 40 years to betray us, so the clean up will require renaming a major roadway.
Wayne Gretzky, seen enjoying some light treason.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... suddenly we aren't pals? Just because our federal tax dollars are currently being spent to collapse your government and enslave you?" It's funny you can't even sell your wine to Hoekstra since all his party guests are terrorists on parole. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Convoy leader Tamara Lich attends July 4 party at U.S. ambassador's residence in Ottawa | CBC News
Convoy protest leader Tamara Lich had to obtain permission from her parole officer to attend an official Independence Day event at the U.S. ambassador's residence in Ottawa. She's serving a conditiona...
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The “Where’s The Beef?” lady, as one would expect, took a more bearish position.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They're crafty — they got a visit out of me just to see how you can mess up meta tags so bad you get CSS vars in them. I don't know why the previews are choking like that having "." for a title, but it's kinda wild they outfoxed fuzzing with pure ineptitude.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yeah, we contain multitudes. My province is effectively run by one of the Justice Minister's gangster relatives.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
After losing every endorsement, it’s clear he’s now sticking around purely to see what the GOP will give him to play wrecker. So kudos to everyone who also predicted Platner’s Sinema-style scumbag heel turn.
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Matt @mattyeg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Our society doesn’t use enough slurs!” I dunno man, have you tried wearing that outfit in *your* riding?
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