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Phoebe Juel

@mattycornfed.bsky.social
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Intl Humanitarian Law, Ag Health and Safety, Public Health, Civil War History, Rabbits, and an Haiku or two. Unicorn, Pioneer, Catamount, Hawkeye. Exasperated/Exhausted Episcopalian. Holder of a Jeopardy! annuity

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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 14h
Candy-ass is always a solid one.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 15h
But looking at that in the context of the discussion now to consider mass destruction as a crime against humanity, could be interesting.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 15h
Reminiscent of Curtis LeMay's remark that had he lost he would have been tried by the Axis as a war criminal. I suspect that was more his commentary on what he believed to be victor's judgement, rather than personal moral reservations about what he'd done.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 18h
Wish I knew who it was. The easy obvious guess is Mel Gibson, but that feels too obvious.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 18h
Exactly. There's a huge market for all that Nazi stuff, though. I used to go to a show in PA, partly to find books that are tough to find cheap anywhere else, but mostly to morbidly people watch. The number of passionate admirers of Nazi do-dads was very unsettling.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 18h
There is someone "in Hollywood" who purchases provenanced Nazi Field Marshall batons. It's a known thing in the militaria world but their identity is zealously guarded. I wish it was with the aim of destroying them, but it almost certainly isn't.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, that's a really interesting question.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 19h
Possibly something on how to manage the ethical challenges of operating within a system where the law has been coopted by malign actors? That one came up a bit at a legal legacies of Nuremburg conference I was at last week.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 22h
I love that E-2 "Rebel-E" still has a cartoon confederate as part of its logo. (changing the unform color to Aggie brown doesn't hide it my dudes.)
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 22h
"Freedom of Money" - meaning your degree of freedom should be tied to the amount of money you have.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 22h
We'll make it even better and more robust to fuckery.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 23h
Vanilla is the ultimate team player, it doesn't compete, it enhances.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was back when dumping on trucks and truck-like things was fashionable the bougie inner-ring suburbs. I was back in the same area again last week and lo and behold, 80% of the vehicles I saw were exactly as you describe.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was a '91 Sport, I was so tuned to its gearbox I could get almost 30mpg on the highway. God, I miss that glorious beast so much. When I stammered out "But I'm from the country, I used it on farms" he answered, "Well, you're not in the country anymore."
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This whole thread reminds me of the time I got badmouthed by some garage owner because I had the temerity to call his business to see about getting a minor repair on my Explorer. How dare I drive an SUV and ask him to touch it.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eyup! I've had similar thoughts myself. Funhouse mirror MAGA.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd hate to lose you guys, but I can understand the bullshit enlightenment poasting being more than a bit much. It's bizarre to me that they wouldn't see cultural and geographic diversity as a good thing, but I guess some people want their superiority club more than a better life for everyone.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Urgh. At A&M, of course there was a lot of it, but it was considered extremely bad form to actively fill a bottle in class.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I knew things in the US were going to go way off the rails when I saw the support letters that Mike Chapman and Dale Anderson wrote for him before his sentencing.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We had a Nazi in my History of the Thirs Reich class at A&M. Prof Krammer threw him out one day for spitting dip juice in class. Most of the WWII books in the stacks were stuffed with neo-Nazi recruiting fliers.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Until I saw it rebroadcast on Nick at Nite in the 90's I'd become convinced my memories of this were a fever dream.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was either this or a character on Buck Rogers in the 25th Century who hid horrible facial burns behind a mask.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quick, someone tell him that while lead makeup will protect him from mRNA Vax particles.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seeing Coyote v. Acme makes me even angrier about the Pareamount deal.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, excellent call on doing the Wild Weasel variant! Hope one pops up locally for you soon.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ominous.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Thud?
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dang. I dream of having some of those some day.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yay!
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stories like these are one of the reasons Dr. Oz's "you'll feel so vibrant you'll want to work and work and work past 65" narrative enrages me.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He makes a big deal of his home in Italy. Seems like a failure to embrace assimilation.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's pretty damn striking he made this speech a day before the 80th anniversary of the Nuremburg verdict.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're all the parking lot guys from "Say Anything".
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am 95% convinced that zero tolerance in schools is part of why we are where we are as a society. Bullies and creeps need to get whacked and other people need to see it done.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like a sausage about to pop on the grill.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Predators, obviously.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can take every sentence she says to him and tack "you dumbass" on the end of it. It's delicious.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, when a woman with that accent starts out a sentence like that, with a strained air of infinite patience, it's already over.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make it the Victory Polka.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly, it is a great day to be a Hawkeye.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week, we are America's Team.
Herky, the University of Iowa's mascot dressed as Captain America.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two beautiful Iowa Hawkeye moments in less than a week? My cup runneth over.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Could it then be that the University of Iowa is the Hawkeyes?" That is some top-tier Midwest passive-aggressive. (This would be an excellent RAYGUN shirt )
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This must be that devotion to women's sports the right talks so much about.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And not even a mechanical this time to toss yo-hos into a wall.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fighting the urge to call Schmitt's office and yell "It's a great day to be a Hawkeye" into the phone.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, we're at the northeastern cities doing "western" and "cowboy" bars part of the cultural cycle again? It's been a little while. Wonder how long this one will last.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would be really fun watching people discover these doofs if said doofs weren't in positions of real power.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course Poochie is part of this.
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Phoebe Juel @mattycornfed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not in a debunking the clean Wehrmacht way, but in understanding how you get to where they got in the context of a military structure.
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