Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kelly Clarkson performed 2 mins of Underneath the Tree in concert tonight and the crowd went fucking bananas. 3121
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Finally met the husband of the open married guy I’ve been sleeping with all summer 1331
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Three white twinks doing a Dreamgirls lip sync at Showtunes rn 090
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Please forgive my DM’s I’ve been drunk and horny all weekend 2200
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I need everyone to know Ethan is just as hot in person 190
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The reaction from single men vs open married/partnered men toward me this summer. 1130
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026People asking for directions as if they don’t have an iPhone in their hand with Maps on it 100
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sitting in a coffee shop in SF right now pondering what life might be like if I lived here. I’d definitely be more poor. But maybe happier? 070
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don’t think anyone would believe me if I showed the pics of the hot couple that invited me over tonight. Seriously unreal. 3260
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Imagine if the diarrhea parasite hits the Big Brother house. 1 bathroom for 17 people. 😬 2131
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hot gay couple at the gym today And yes I made it to the gym on a Sunday morning 090
Matt 🍻🛳️ @mattybooz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love eavesdropping on straight person tea at the beach 080
