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@mattyboombaddie.bsky.social
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Your Favorite Napper's Favorite Napper. 💜: twitch.tv/mattyboombaddie

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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 6h
good thing i just happened to have a spare $1100 just lying around. (he did not, in fact, have a spare $1100 just lying around.)
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 8h
i'm sorry, but i refuse to take "words have meaning" as a viable point when it comes to words like genocide from the same type of people that will fight tooth and nail about the word predator being reserved to only mean p*dophile because chris hansen had a show 20 years ago.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 8h
RIP Freddie Jackson. Absolute Legend for those not familiar.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 11h
"what if the guys were drunk too" this, "age of consent laws" that...if you use these as an argument i'll assume there's someone that fits the description in your past.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 15h
i want to finally get started on recording this youtube vid before the weeks out, but i'm struggling to find background music that fits the review that is royalty free and not AI slop.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hot take: if you make a dumb promise to your kids such as "you'll never have to lift a finger around the house" you don't get to say things like "maybe if everyone took their shit back to their rooms and cleaned up after themselves this wouldn't be an issue" when it's time to make it presentable.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't have words, i just know i'm surrounded by idiots.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wrestling fans, i don't want to be "that guy", but if wwe goes through with going head-to-head with the PAC tribute show on wednesday and you're sharing clips from the wwe show on here...you're objectively an asshole and should be treated as such. that is all. #wrestlesky
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
modern life is just people have being subjected to a low bar for so long that they've forgotten what good is. we're 🤏 this close to someone legitimately convincing the broader public that electrolytes are what plants crave.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's like i just need a good cry and i'll be ok, but it won't come out and it's been that way for a couple weeks now.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i've been just a big ball of emotions lately and i'm really hoping it clears up soon.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP PAC we lost a great one, shame the internet exists in the state it does so people can't grieve properly before wrestling fans speculate and use it to mudsling.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not going to be a popular opinion, but some of these camera angles tonight would be so much cooler if they...ya know...didn't use them during the action and moreso during the lulls.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mozzarella sticks with ground up ranch doritos as the breading >>>>>
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update: My nephew found a little cat very similarly to how i found mine years ago. we now have a new kitten.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm craving the people with weird personalities. the oddballs that make me say "i have found my people".
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this ugly AI T shirt is also racist. do not forget it is a 1-2 combo of bullshit. if you focus on just one or the other the weasels will weasel. (i know lemon pepper stepper is a moniker he goes by, but holy shit)
a screenshot of the new WWE merch for Trick Williams. it is an AI design of a boot with chicken wings surrounding it on the front, with the words "Lemon Pepper Stepper" on the back.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
been burying myself in games...check out this sick ass pull though!
a screenshot from TCG card shop simulator showing a PSA 10 Eustass "Captain" Kid Special holo from the One Piece tcg worth 117,954.92
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pro wrestling is good for the soul sometimes. i'm calling him Dog Callis.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey, i just wanted to take a second before my day actually starts to thank everyone for their support and kind words yesterday. it was a rough one, but having people that can relate and share comforting sentiments helped more than i can possibly explain! thank you all.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm not usually one to share too much about my personal life on here anymore, but my cat just passed about an hour ago and i'm not ok. my brain can't comprehend how she was just jumping around and "yelling" at me a couple days ago and now i'm planning out her cremation. it just feels so unfair.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
STEAK N SHAKE SUCKS AND THEIR BURGERS ARE DRYER THAN BEN SHAPIRO'S WIFE 📣📣
An endorsement post from Steak n Shake that reads:
"Steak n Shake is proud to announce its endorsement of Senator @JonHusted for U.S. Senate!
We stand with Husted because he champions the #MAHA movement to clean up the American food supply chain and lower the cost for consumers.
Meanwhile, his opponent, Sherrod Brown, has a record of supporting the extreme federal spending that fueled the inflation crisis, driving up grocery prices for every Ohio family.
Senator Husted is the only candidate fighting to make Ohio healthy, safe, and affordable again.
#MAHA"
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a group of parrots is called a pandemonium and i think that's rad.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i made waffles but i used strawberry muffin mix instead and topped it with dolly brand creamy strawberry icing. my plate pink af boyyyyeeeee
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
seeing people my age sing that GG EZ song knowing it's AI just because "hyuck it's too catchy" makes me want to lobotomize them with a rusty corkscrew. it's a dumb precedent being set by the dumbest people.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the answer is what is colloquially known as "Enshittification"
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how does one come on here, where all the joshi clips you can ever imagine exist, and say "liv morgan is the best women's wrestler in the world" with a straight face?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how i flirt....
static.klipy.com
Dj Hunts: Have You Eaten?
ALT: Dj Hunts: Have You Eaten?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ever just eat a full red solo cup of cheese?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtube algo so trash it thinks i give a fuck about dustin poirier when i watch wrestling vids not mma bullshit.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i was 🤏 this close to having a full day where it didn't hurt to project my voice
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everything about gta rp should be right up my alley, but like 99% of the people doing it just aren't entertaining/funny enough to pull it off to me...how and why?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the fax Vince McMahon sent Chris Jericho for possible names to rename the liontamer before it became the walls of jericho...i'm convinced this is what they've trained AI on. #wrestlesky
the fax Vince McMahon sent Chris Jericho for possible names to rename the liontamer before it became the walls of jericho.

the list: 
d of names that was sent to you, so I hope none of these are duplicat
The Millenium Crash
Jericho Shutdown
Tum of the Century
The Bender
Y2Korkscrew
Ball-Dropper
Cloverleaf 2000
Back to the Future
Apocalypse
Big Finish
Y-2-3
The Whammer Jammer
The J Factor
Y2J Blitz
Jeri-KO'er
The Concluder
The Vanquisher
The Embarrasseri (that move is pretty degrading!)
Double Leg Vise of Torment
Figure Y2J Leglock
Millenium Buster
Y2J Catastrophe
Millenium Cruncher
Jerichonium of Fain
Lion Clutch Press
The Party favor
Eve of Destruction
Millenium Melt Down
Twist of fate
The Savior Screw
The heroes welcome
Rock and Roller
HUMILIATOR
BUY RATE
FINAL COUNTDOWN
APOCALYPSE NOW
TIME'S UP
TIME KILLER
KILLING TIME
WALL OF JERICHO
CRASH COURSE
SYMBOL OF SALVATION
END TIME
END OF TIME
END OF THE AGE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE
POWER SLAVE
SAVIOUR SELF
No ESCAPE
JERICOIL
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AEW: *puts on a fantastic show from top to bottom, so much so that you'd think there'd be nothing to complain about* internet weirdos: "sooo that kick out in the main even means they hate gay people"
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
snapple fact: the long pants are nerfing mike bailey or else he would've already won this match.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Britt's back. hopefully her time away was good for her.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the ONLY reason to dislike stadium shows is that it's harder to hear crowd reactions. today is about to be fire.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i'm having one of those saturdays that feels like the saturdays when i was growing up and it is majestic.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
shoutout to every ex's family members that taught me how to cook lots of delicious kinds of foods.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there needs to be a study on how survival games increases resourcefulness in day-to-day life.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
as someone who was born an ohioan i just tell people i started the game on a bad seed.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
man idk if i want to see lee moriarty and shelton benjamin more as a tag or opponents, but i know i would mark out for either.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i made potato soup.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
anyone else smoke weed and eat like a lb. and a half of cheese today or am i ahead of my time?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"The Ornery Dwarf" would be a great name for a medival fantasy themed barcade in case anyone was planning on opening one but couldn't think of a name.
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a moment in video call history: matty edition me: *holding a literal pickle*: woah, look at this one! friend: matt, nobody wants to look at your pickle. me(in a southern drawl for no apparent reason): it was a cucumber before you came along
static.klipy.com
Laugh Shrek
ALT: Laugh Shrek
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
zomboid chronicle log: i died to sickness from a scratch...it's a 7% chance from what i see online. how lucky 😭
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sir, you are 57 years young with the takes to match it. you are not permitted to be the victim of anything but your own ignorance. on a positive note, getting offline will do this man wonders.
screenshot of dustin rhodes' post on x(taken from third party site) saying "Think I'm gonna quit this app. No matter how many people i help, or how many i inspire, there is always so many trying to break you down. Tired."
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anyways, Chat what's your top 3 cheeses?
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Matty™ @mattyboombaddie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
am i tripping, or is his apology basically just "my bad, i thought it was only transphobic, not Islamophobic?
dustin rhodes' apology to mustafa ali for commenting on a right-wing discriminatory post.
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