Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m drunk visiting my favorite city to be drunk in (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) so here are photos of Camden, New Jersey from the bank of the Delaware River 040
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Does anyone in the Los Angeles area want a share of 10 quarts of jambalaya 130
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026In 2013, my college roommates and I took advantage of Comcast's Internet/Cable/voice package. We picked up one of these cheap novelty Mario phones. I'd guess 5% of the calls were from our friends, the rest were telemarketers/people calling the old number's owner. Worth it then, would never do again 110
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026When her attorney asks Rob to estimate the value of his hats 090
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I only just finished and placed my tree topper on the 22nd, I owe it to myself to keep my tree up a few extra weeks 120
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 30/10/2025'The Civilian Formerly Known as Prince' was right there 120
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025What a cool time to be disconnected. Anyway here are camping updates 140
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I know this supposed to be a funny format but I broke up with a long time girlfriend a month ago and got to redecorate my living room how I wanted and now this is where I post from and I’m pretty content 070
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025My man’s defense is “I’ve never doodled anything in my 79 years of life” 010
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2025My order is coming in two separate packages (one is a 45 pound bag of dog food) but we’ve still got a Shroedinger’s shipment situation again 010
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Is my package arriving today or is it arriving on 7/11, because it can't be both 210
Meth Butz @mattyb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Can I interest anyone in the complete collection of Evangelion on Laser Disk? 121
