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Matt

@mattyaps.bsky.social
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, sorry if I've not been clear on that. I think you're very cute 🥰
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's definitely cute. I say as a man who likes messy hair.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leaking that she's a loner alpha. Hopefully, shocking zero of her followers.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyday I hear of new ways people are enjoying "coffee".
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not sure I'm the person you want to hear this from, but yes.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You have to put them on tho 👀
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mine is 192.168.0.1 and I don't even work in IT 😤
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Actually 🤓☝️I studied inverse fans! 😤
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Probably not
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Better late than never! We need to go when we meet later this year 🕺
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As the guy who studied this, sadly it do make sense 😭
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yes we are! 🥰
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Caught, caught... I mean- caught 😳
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
On one hand I do like them noticing me and making me feel welcome. But I also do have the urge to run away before I become notable as "the regular who doesn't say anything other than please and thank you".
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I go to a lovely bake shop for a coffee most mornings I am in the office. But they are slowly but getting more familiar, pouring my drink before I arrive, telling me my order without even approaching the till... I'm too awkward for this, but there's no other coffee places nearby 🥲
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Don't you just record voice notes on your phone and send them to your crush?
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I did this at the weekend. Cancelled like 20 mins before going with a terrible excuse, then my friends said they would miss me and I got fomo and showed up an hour late instead. Had a great time 🥰. You should go if you can.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope you have a good day!
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
They must be right, I wouldn't doubt someone that nice!
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I drank much more than 3 and still won all my comp matches. Jesus was clearly watching over me this Maundy Thursday. 🙏
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I know I didn't carry like you, but you didn't have to censor me 😭 it's not like I went 6/7 or anything 😋
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Genuinely spitting. Seemingly very few networks in the UK are even trying this and its what's needed to reduce car reliance and create more comfortable urban spaces.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I believe in you ❤️
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm glad to hear you're working through this! I am here to support you going pro on CS2 🥰
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
👀
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Honestly, this is like admitting you couldn't beat the tutorial. Next time, at least frame it as though you found a game breaking exploit.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I'm not sure I want to know...
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Fair enough, in OSRS most of my time in Keldagrim is blast furnace if not a quest 🥰
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Keldagrim? Wtf happens there in rs3 🤣
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As someone who does not shut up, even when alone. I'm happy for you.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I lol plenty, and so do my friends. The people young enough to hate on lol are clearly not of my concern.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
If you keep it up it doesn't ache as bad. The first visit is always the worst.
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gears of War
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Matt @mattyaps.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
When you put it this way I almost want to come help. But now realise that would get old after approximately 5 minutes of actually helping.
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