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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My children received books from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library every month until they turned 5. We learned so much from those books. No strings, no hidden agenda, she just genuinely wanted every child to have the same opportunities as the other. She will be missed.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Working a federal case right now, only the second I’ve done in 6 years practicing. Let me tell you, the state of federal law is an absolute mess. There are basically no coherent threads to follow in many basic areas of practice. Bleak stuff
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Soccer would be about 18 times better if offsides wasn’t a thing and the players didn’t act like they are dying every time there is contact.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Adam Silver thinks we are all stupid.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just… why is Brunson getting the foul call on that perimeter shove by Bryant?
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If Brunson misses time you can just slap an * on this thing
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Deeply upsetting that the Spurs of all franchises are the last one to ever benefit from tanking
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We better find out Chet has a broken wrist or something because what is going on here.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
NBA officiating is so bad. They couldn’t sway a game one way or the other if they tried
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This game was a Scott Foster special. I knew what was going to happen as soon as they didn’t overturn to a foul on Castle in the first
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Already tired of watching Marcus Smart flail around
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Like leg pull by Lamelo was worse than anything Lu Dort has ever done
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There would be riots in the streets if Shai shot 43 FTs.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gobel has money on this one god damn.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Jokic only does this weird flailing thing against the Thunder. He looks like a tuna getting pulled into a boat on deadliest catch.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
you know who fuck? Fuck Chuck Schumer, that's who.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's really going under the radar that yesterday the president of these united states said on a social media platform that he owned until recently selling it to Russian nuclear power company that the murderer was in the hospital when everyone can plainly see the guy was not touched by the car.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I must admit, this article has given me pause.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Did Trump even say thank you to comey for making him president in the first place?
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is actually insane.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe."
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
All the left has to do to win the male vote is teach them how to live a civilized society.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
So we can ban porn based on the location of the phone and the age of the user but I have to sift through 15 scam calls a day on a phone I use for my profession? K.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s pretty simple what will happen. When republicans do something the Court will never reach the merits while 100s of cases jam up the lower courts, but when dems do something the Court will strike it down on the shadow docket. Unreal how bad this is.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Feel horrible for Hali. The NBA has a unquestionable injury problem.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Picking up full court is what bad high school teams do when they know they can match talent. Weak stuff from Indy and it’s clearly starting to wear on them.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Totally unprepared for how much of parenting is trying to convince humans to eat
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Putting a tariff on a particular American company seems antithetical to the whole America First thing, right?
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I hope Shai drops 40 on 20 FTs tonight
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Thunder Film Room @thunderfilmroom.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Now that it’s official: Shai is truly one of the coolest player development stories in recent memory. What a story & what a path. We all should feel very fortunate to have had a front row seat to his development all these years. We often underestimate the process & overvalue the result.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
What is going on here?
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I would complain about this if I was Denver. Reviewed and not called flagrant against okc in game 6
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Caruso making Jokic look like the tubby bitch he is.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Denver is the whiniest team in the league. No respect for them.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Jokic is the worst flopper in the league and it’s not close
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The only reason not to talk to the cops is because you don’t have to
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Scott foster loves to get involved
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Grant Hill is a really bad commentator
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Shai game
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
What Trump is about to unleash on student loan borrowers is exactly why loan forgiveness was so important. People that simply cannot payback these loans are going to suffer the economic and legal punishments under a government fund-raising scheme. All because 49.6 percent of voters hate minorities.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This whole thing is fucked in several ways, but watching DOJ squirm under the orders of a Judge that (justly or not) doesn’t like them is life affirming.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I think the follow-up when someone says "I didn't vote for this" should be "then what did you vote for?"
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
*6 weeks later John Roberts* “who are we to prevent to executive from offing journalists it doesn’t like?”
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’ve… never given estrogen???
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something’s gotta be done about this. I answered the last one and no one was on the line!
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Looks the when Marty tried to dress himself in western gear in Back to the Future 3
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I am fascinated by the hyphen usage in "district-court". You have to be pretty strong willed to get a hyphen through autocorrect these days so I am sure this was on purpose.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Alito, joined by Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh, dissents.
JUSTICE ALITO, with whom JUSTICE THOMAS, JUSTICE GORSUCH, and JUSTICE KAVANAUGH join, dissenting from the denial of the application to vacate order.
Does a single district-court judge who likely lacks jurisdiction have the unchecked power to compel the Government of the United States to pay out (and probably lose for-ever) 2 billion taxpayer dollars? The answer to that question should be an emphatic "No," but a majority of this Court apparently thinks otherwise. I am stunned.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
When an umpire calls balls and strikes they are based on a pre-determined strike zone. Alito wants to redefine the strike zone.
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Matt Irby @mattwirby.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Democrats are fucking pathetic dude
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