iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It was great to see everyone, but when Mary Jo appeared on the big screen… she looks marvelous!

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When you sleep together but you’re both dyslexic so you 96 all night.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today, as of this moment, before it fluctuates… I hit 1000 subscribers.

Picture of my youtube subscriber account as of 9:27pm. 1000 subscribers.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And now, every time I'm with a friend and pass it in the store, I'll ask them if they've had the booch. That's a joy I'll carry for the remainder of my life.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally, a post I can come back to that'll help me answer the question "Can I just not get it up anymore?" Matt will be elated.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As of today I am in need of a new coin displayer.

Rifftrax Drip Trax & Traxian coins from previous Kickstarter backings. MST3K The Rifftrax Experiments - 2026, Mike Nelson - 2018, Kevin Murphy - 2019, Bill Corbett - 2020, DisembAudio Toaster - 2022, Bridget & Mary Jo - 2023. All in the cheapest coin holder plastic thing on Amazon.com.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bisexuals are the jelly in the LGBTQIA+ sandwich. I'd rather it be LBGTQIA+ for that exact reason. I hope that's not offensive? Cause I think Bisexuals are awesome.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When those wrinkles catch up with him, it's going to be SO funny. They'll have to rename it the "I Can't Please My Wife Trench".

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Yer gonna lose some!” Is the go to strategy for the old men sending the young to die.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Susan Saranwrap, good to see you still hanging in there.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Chemtrails are a government conspiracy. HE'S THE GOVERNMENT! "I'm going to be looking into myself personally."

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It just tastes like salt. Prior it had black pepper twinges of “spice”. Now it’s just an orange salty asteroid of meat product.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I had 2 constants in my life. The double decker from Taco Bell & the spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s. The double decker is now a “back for a limited time” thing. Yesterday I got a spicy chicken & the words “NEW” were on the menu next to it. We don’t just stand on a precipice, we dangle.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m a little late to the party for my Star Trek 60 stuff but in my defense, I’m a procrastinator.

Some of my TNG autographs. Denise Crosby, Gates McFadden, Sir Stewart, Johnny Frakes, Marina Sirtis. ROW 2: John de Lancie, Wil Wheaton, Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Dorn, Brent Spiner and LeVar Burton

A large promo picture for TNG on videocassette from 1991. Advertising “encounter at fairpoint, episode one and two”.

TMP Enterprise from TOMY and Kirk, McCoy and Spock (TMP) from Exo-6.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tardigrade… WITH JAZZ HANDS!!

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Folks going to the Sept 13th @rifftrax.com show are in for a treat. Check out the silhouettes. There is a huge amount of depth you will appreciate in high def at home, but is honestly amazing when they’re life sized in the theater.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Learned yesterday that Ethan Peck's grandfather was Gregory Peck. I've had Trace Beaulieu's Gregory Peck impersonation in my head ever since. Rifftrax MST3K TONIGHT BAYBEEE!

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ohhh do them collars match those cuffs? Does that drape match the carpet? Could those exterior highlights match the interior wainscoting?

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I wanna get into politics because I wanna know why the people we elect can't set standards anymore. Like NONE of this cybercab thing should exist, let alone be implemented.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Achieving that thanksgiving turkey sheen must be incredibly difficult.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My Uncle Chuck made me something out of 50 year old Walnut wood and I'm so excited to unbox it. youtu.be/koXlpZCwpyI

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Morning Coffee Special Edition: Unboxing

YouTube video by Matt West

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“I’ll bet you’re so drunk, you’re seeing triple.” “That’s why I have 3 guns, one for each of you.”

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The coffee videos I did last week have more views… lemme tell ya that’s damn pathetic. For them! For me it’s an uptick.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

He's like if one of King Charles' stubby, gout-riddled fingers escaped from his hand. I'll leave folks to debate which finger.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Talking about our Japan Travels, days one and two out of 16. Come along on the journey! Morning Coffee Japan Days 1 & 2: June 9th youtu.be/y4pkkdZB1f4

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Morning Coffee Japan Days 1 & 2: June 9th

YouTube video by Matt West

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Pride months’ been around longer than the confederacy was, so it’s weird that folks think the “south will rise again” but Pride month is “something that can go away”.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It's going to take a lot of Magic Erasers to scrub that shit off.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Walking the streets in Hiroshima tonight after an okonomiaki dinner. It’s a wonderful city

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

What is chocoZAP? It wasn’t what I thought it was…

chocoZAP in Kanazawa. It’s a 24 hour gym.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Director Cock N’Schpeel has all the deets.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

They don't know how anything 'normal' works and it's insane.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

They had to break the tape at the finish line before it got there.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I would like this put on a t shirt. Faded font, colors. It’s all perfect.

A sign from a zoo in Japan that says “Beware of flying urine.” It’s purple faded lettering on a bright yellow background.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

So... if the armed forces can't get food to the ships... how are families getting food to the ships...?

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

To be real, as an unpaid, unemployed individual with a microphone and camera, I'd totally audition for a future paid sponsorship. ☎️ (call me) Oh wait, that's not hip. 📲 (text me)

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

It's one of those delights you don't want to eat too many of because you don't want to get tired of them.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Less Spock, McCoy & Kirk… more Gandalf, Aragorn and Frodo.

A prototype decanter featuring “likenesses” of Kirk, Spock and McCoy from Star Trek The Motion Picture.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Remember: No matter how old you are, that's how old you look.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Ugh, an order from that pile of shit to attend the Kid Rock concert.... I was going to say "imagine" but I think we won't have to imagine.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Last year I was privileged to get in on a funding campaign for a lit statue of the USS Enterprise from The Motion Picture, developed by TOMY Plus. I did a video on it showing the lights and highlighting the ups and downs. Join us, won't me? youtu.be/nsmfMVFA4yY

youtu.be

Tomy Plus USS Enterprise from The Motion Picture

YouTube video by Matt West

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

"Instead we got a Poof from South Carolina".

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

All the while my shit train gots no brakes.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I knew Johnny was very young when he started... but he's 90! I didn't remember John Byner until I just looked him up. No one did Jackie Mason like he did.

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Matt West @mattwest.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Whaaaaatttt? Nnnoooooooooo....

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