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Matt Walker

@mattwalker.bsky.social
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I endure. Better days ahead, I hope. And if not, we can be better people, at least. he/him Profile pic by @iniquitousfish.bsky.social

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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Thomas Jane and Clifton Collins Jr. as the vegan police in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Cops with hemp accoutrements, pointing glowing green fingers instead of guns.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I don't know much about this artist, but I like this one by Graeme McCormack.
Judith beheading Holofernes, but in a layout resembling the famous poster from Akira, by Katsuhiro Otomo. Judith, dressed in red, holds the head in her left hand and a sword in the other. Her name is written in block text at the bottom.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
They're so wonderful!
A very small red bat with poofy fur on its head. So charming!
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Boundless optimism and charm! (I love them.)
Another view of the snake sculpture. Sculpture with red underglaze features gold luster and carved California Poppies all over its body. The snake is beautiful from all angles. Can confirm they are an excellent hugger.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cover art for Vagrant Story, featuring Ashley Riot and his assless chaps.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Screen shot from Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest, which normally reads "What a horrible night to have a curse." It has been poorly modified to read "What a horrible night to have eyes".
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Got my new Space Maria shirt from @dsloogs.com in the mail today. Incredibly vibrant print, and it's really well-centered, which is important and no small feat for a rectangular design. Super happy with it!
Black t-shirt with a screenprint of a betamax-infused cover art for the Space Maria, a gun-wielding redhead. Behind her is a pink-haired woman named Pi, also hold a gun.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A circular "I Voted 2024" sticker, obtained by voting against the orange man in a very red state.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
I love this picture from the @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social anthology, Failure to Launch.
The legendary Ned Ludd towers over a surprised-looking Elon Musk. Ned's eyes are blazing red and he holds a sledge-hammer, poised for action. The text reads "We used to shoot these people in the dick."
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Maybe the earliest I've been to any particular party.
Bluesky celebrating 10M users; I was 90,480 back on May 25, 2023.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
An older white cat with luxurious fur, laying on his side on an old wooden porch. He's enjoying the sunlight and stretching out his front paws.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I loved the first one so much that I made t-shirts. (I worked in a screenprinting shop at the time.)
White ink screenprinted onto a black cotton shirt with the HELLDIVERS logo, cracked from wear.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I couldn't say it better than this:
A year before this, in a Q&A with the same publication, K. Le Guin was more damning of Rowling and the boy who lived. She said: “I have no great opinion of it. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the ‘incredible originality’ of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a ‘school novel’, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.”
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-inf...
Three Panel Soul comic depicted a programmer:

Programming in a nutshell: "Man, I'll never figure this bug out."

Programmer holding a trophy that says "HELL-YEAH", 10 minutes later.

10 minutes later: "Man, I'll never figure this bug out.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
A small bat nestled in cloth, with large ears and a happy-looking expression.
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Matt Walker @mattwalker.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
My girlfriend was 4 months pregnant, and I got suckerpunched by a guy about 60 pounds heavier than me. You have no idea what you're talking about.
An arrest warrant has been issued for a 37-year-old man who reportedly attacked the son of a Boise police officer without provocation Monday afternoon outside the Boise Art Museum. Michael Todd McGuire, who is listed as a transient, will be charged with aggravated battery after he is released from the hospital, according to a news release from the Garden City Police Department. McGuire was injured when he was stabbed with a pocketknife during a scuffle with Matthew Walker, 20, of Boise, according to reports. Walker was walking by the museum about 4:55 p.m. Monday when he was confronted and attacked, according to reports. The assailant threw Walker to the ground and slammed his head repeatedly on the concrete. During the scuffle, Walker was able to get out a pocketknife and stab the man in the back, according to reports. . . .

Walker was treated for lacerations to his head and was released. McGuire was treated for stab wounds to the back and was still in the hospital Wednesday evening.
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