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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals

Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Sooooo.... came across this at my local WinCo today. Either they are extremely aware of the dog whistle, or they are completely oblivious to the dog whistle... Either way, it makes me mildly uncomfortable

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Life is short, rage bait your cat 😆

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I am a Spirit Airlines survivor 💪😆

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Picking apart your nugs to avoid the stems is basically deboning your weed

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I absolutely hate when I have a song stuck in my head and I have absolutely no idea what the song is... Driving me insane 😆

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I figured out how to solve the Strait of Hormuz problem... It's simple All we need to do is simply raise the sea level by about 150 meters.

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The flag code really needs a criminal statute and an enforcement mechanism for it... Holy shit

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Astigmatism is awesome! All I got to do is take my glasses off at night and I have a free laser show 😆🥳

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I eat Cheetos with chopsticks so I don't get the cheese dust on my fingers

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I wish I could experience Skyrim again for the first time

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Really agitated the iPhones don't have functional, fre, auto clickers... Looks like I'd have to jailbreak for that...merrrr

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Getting the stems out of your weed is like deboning your nugs

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Well it just had my main Facebook of 16 years permanently banned for reasons I don't know.... That's cool

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I keep getting ads for traveling to Southeast Asia area... Which is strange because I already been through Southeast Asia...hmmm Is this the algorithms way of trying to hint that I need to get the fuck out of the country?, lol

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

They need to make a Doritos locos crunch wrap supreme

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I'm still upset to the fact that toys were never made for The Dark Crystal

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

At what point does the amount of spray tan Donald Trump uses become blackface? 😆

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

So you know how you'll hit skip when it comes to dialogue in a game sometimes? I've started doing that IRL to people when I don't want to hear what they're saying.... It absolutely entertains the fuck out of me how mad people get. Get all up in my face and I'm just like "skip!" And walk away 😆😆

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

"damn, she sounds cool" Say this when a man is complaining about something his "crazy ex" did to him... Alternatively, you could say, "whoa Legend"

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

When you pull a muscle in your neck so bad that you end up having to turn your entire body to look at things the rest of the day like Michael Keaton's Batman

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Trump is due for his annual checkup tomorrow. No matter how bad your life may be, just remember that there's someone that has to give Trump a prostate exam.

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

You achieve happiness by simply lowering your standards until you succeed by accident.

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I fucking hate it when I'm a day early for an appointment, lol

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Don’t believe everything you read in public toilets. Kristi Noem is NOT up for a good time. What an awkward phone call that was!

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So why doesn't the governors of some of these states activate their national guard to fight back against the Trump administration? The National guard exist literally to protect state sovereignty against federal overreach, That's literally what the second amendment is about

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I have both an Android and an iPhone and I use them both daily... And I don't think descriptors exist in the English language to describe how much I fucking hate iPhones... I've had this iPhone for 2 years and it still fucking impossible Fuck iPhones forever...

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I pour the milk in the bowl first before adding my cereal

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Your mouth is never empty, it's always full of tongue

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

If you invite me somewhere, and I have to parallel park, I'm not coming...

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I get in the shower and THEN I turn the water on

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

The double stuffed Oreo is the superior Oreo

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Say what you will, I still think the Queen of the damn soundtrack is one of the best albums that have ever come out

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

The tongue is the closest thing humans have to a tentacle.

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Inconvenient places to be when you get raptured Getting a mammogram Dog show Porta potty

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

How the fuck is Charlie Kirk more annoying now than when he was alive? Even my 80-year-old mom was like "Who's Charlie Kirk?" Uuuuuggggghhhhhhh

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Wishing everybody out there a good day except for chiropractors that convince parents that their babies need spinal adjustments... Those people should be in jail

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Matt Stallings @mattstallings.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

This is one of those times where I kind of miss having a stalker.... I liked the attention to be honest 😆

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