MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 06/05/2025“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional 070
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 01/05/2025100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR 050
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it. So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz 1101
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick 040
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes 040
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting 0101
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 18/03/2025“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts 0101
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic 000
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games 030
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset 010
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 28/02/2025MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny 0102
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection. Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you? 1151
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row 070
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 31/01/2025“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts 170
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️ 3193
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Caffeine tonight. YouTube premiere tonight. youtu.be/xW5hRE5XDGM?...youtu.beMattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video)YouTube video by MattstaGraham 2188
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping 140
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Stims I have done - wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy - rubbing my palms with my thumbs - shake hands and arms - flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin) Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done - Sieg Heil 1150
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Elliott Smith in my rotation to see if my FBI guy even cares 040
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Is there a word for “this wasn’t hard but it felt like pulling teeth” 252
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 12/01/2025God damn it I’m gonna have to start using this platform too huh 4240
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024What’s up other Twitter here’s my new song it comes out next month 33312
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024You’re not punk unless a jaded old hipster who’s basically dead to the world and does nothing but raise their nose and act dismissive calls you a poser online 070
MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Since this is the same people who originally made Twitter, it is important to the experience that I post tweets that will cause me to be cancelled 10 years from now. Here we go vvv 160