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MattstaGraham

@mattstagraham.bsky.social
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it. So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is 1:30am I should be asleep
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection. Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hi Do u like my song
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Caffeine tonight. YouTube premiere tonight. youtu.be/xW5hRE5XDGM?...
youtu.be
MattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video)
YouTube video by MattstaGraham
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
TOMORROW ☕️
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
3 Days ☕️
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Stims I have done - wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy - rubbing my palms with my thumbs - shake hands and arms - flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin) Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done - Sieg Heil
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Elliott Smith in my rotation to see if my FBI guy even cares
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
One week ☕️
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Is there a word for “this wasn’t hard but it felt like pulling teeth”
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
God damn it I’m gonna have to start using this platform too huh
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What’s up other Twitter here’s my new song it comes out next month
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You’re not punk unless a jaded old hipster who’s basically dead to the world and does nothing but raise their nose and act dismissive calls you a poser online
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MattstaGraham @mattstagraham.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Since this is the same people who originally made Twitter, it is important to the experience that I post tweets that will cause me to be cancelled 10 years from now. Here we go vvv
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