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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 7h

This is who the Bengals play next, and I am calling it now: It's a trap game. Bengals lose.

Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 04/10/2026

I know, I know, "don't read the comments" but this Facebook comment goes to a whole other level that It gives me a headache.

NOBODY SHOULD BE VOTING FOR ANYBODY, OUR GOVERNMENT IS COMMITTING TREASON AND EVERYBODY IN THERE KNOWS ABOUT IT.SO THAT MEANS THEY'RE JUST AS GUILTY.NOBODY SHOULD BE VOTING ON ANYTHING RIGHT NOW UNTIL OUR GOVERNMENT IS STRAIGHT AND ITS SO FUCKED ITLL TAKE A YEAR TO GET IT BACK

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 04/10/2026

Hey @plbsu.bsky.social - what's that old saying, "repeat a joke often enough, and it comes true"? Well, here we go!

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 30/09/2026

I am posting this out of principle at this point.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 29/09/2026

Cincinnati media, can we just *not*? Thanks.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 27/09/2026

That’s one hell of a stat, right there.

Taylor Swift 12, Purdue 0 2h ago Boilermakers have never won within a week of a Swift album release -- and the curse continues with a 49-10 loss to Notre Dame

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 25/09/2026

This is the review of a can of compressed air that I didn't know I needed. And yes, I bought it.

The Klear Concepts Air Blast That Nearly Took
Out My Eyebrows
Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2026
Number of Items: 1
This Klear Concepts Compressed Air Duster is
the kind of product you buy thinking, "Oh good,
I'll gently clean my keyboard," and then five
seconds later you're standing in your office
holding a ten ounce can of American made wind
power that could probably launch a small
parade float.
Let's talk about it.
So this thing arrives looking very official. Very
serious. Very "I'm here to remove dust and also
possibly your sense of control." It's one can, ten
ounces, made in the USA, and it comes with a
precision straw that makes you feel like you're
about to perform a delicate medical procedure
on your laptop. You snap that straw on and
suddenly you're a surgeon. A surgeon of
crumbs.
The first spray is always a surprise. You think
you're going to get a polite puff. No. You get a
blast so strong it could send a Dorito crumb into
low orbit. I hit one key on my keyboard and
watched dust fly out like it was fleeing the
scene of a crime. My desk looked like a tiny
snow globe for a moment.
It works though. Oh it works.
It gets into every hard to reach are...با

It works though. Oh it works.
It gets into every hard to reach area —
keyboards, vents, the weird little crevice in the
car console where mystery debris goes to retire.
It's great for electronics, automotive, and
anything else that has been quietly collecting
dust like it's starting a museum.
The can itself feels sturdy. Not flimsy. Not like
one of those cans that gets cold and starts
wheezing after three sprays. This one keeps
going. It's like the marathon runner of canned
air. And the precision straw actually stays on,
even with the great air pressure, which is a
miracle because most straws on air dusters fly
off like they're trying to escape.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 22/09/2026

Eric Deters, a noted local disbarred attorney, cancels his grift party. The last sentence is absolute comedy.

Eric Deters cancels Freedom Fest
amid low VIP ticket sales
Eric Deters has canceled Freedom Fest after low VIP ticket sales, ending the event
planned for Sept. 26. He announced the decision on social media Monday and said,
"I am never ever, ever, ever, ever doing this event again. Ever." At past events,
thousands attended at his Morning View farm in Northern Kentucky, about 25
miles south of Cincinnati. The festival has featured conservative speakers, live
music, food trucks, vendors, entertainment for kids, and fireworks. Deters said he
expected VIP sales of $1,000 from 100 people, but only six tickets were sold. He
also said, "I want to tell you something, rich people, as a whole, suck," and noted
600,000 followers and 50 million monthly views.
Zoe Broyles
Sept. 21, 2026, 3:58 p.m. ET

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 20/09/2026

And one more. Yager Stadium, still being built, is at the top of the picture behind Millett Hall. Baseball's McKie Field is in the middle in its old configuration, behind the original Goggin Ice Arena and Miami Field, and Hughes Hall at the bottom. Circa 1981-82.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 20/09/2026

Allow me to add Miami Field, 1896-1982. Miami University, Oxford, Ohio.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 19/09/2026

Haven't posted this in a while, but after scanning the headlines of the day...

Sledge. Matt Sledge.
@mattsledge.xyz

Every day something stupider happens with this administration.
It's like a meth-head on a week-long binge got a hold of Mad Libs and just starting making stuff up... and it all became real.

May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM .

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 08/09/2026

It's time to bring back the scoreboard Miami University used to have at the old Miami Field, before they moved to Yager Stadium in 1983.

A crowded scene at a sports event with a scoreboard showing the time and scores. The scoreboard indicates "4th QTR," "HOME 26," and "VISITORS," with a clock displaying the time as 15 minutes and 5 seconds. The spectators are dressed in early 20th-century attire, wearing hats, with trees visible in the background. The image is painted in a stylized, impressionistic manner.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦 @mattsledge.xyz · 05/09/2026

When they say that Google has gone to shit, well... yeah. I went to youtube, searched for it there and it was the first result instead of that. (also, happy 25th birthday to the American Analog Set album 'Know By Heart')