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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1h

Great! Dinner’s at 6!

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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 4h

I barely ever played my original Switch, so I get it 😂

Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 4h

All the buzz around the “Ocarina of Time” remake has me itching to blow some money on a Switch 2 😩

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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I was following a grief counselor on LinkedIn (weird sentence, I know) but I just unfollowed him because he kept posting AI-generated images where he was hiking, starting a campfire, eating food, etc. Just beyond cringe and so FAKE 🤢

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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Our long national nightmare is over! (The apple allergy I’ve had since my 20s seems to be gone)

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Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s truly laughable that Adobe Express can’t open EPS files

Matt 🖤 @mattsevits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The algorithm will never convince me to get onboard with tinned fish. But tinned vegetables?? I can do that! Excited to try these lil guys and gals 😍

A cardboard box labeled “Row 7” shows three metal tins: Sweet Prince Tomatoes, Badger Flame Beets, and Sweet Garleek

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It was a very specific era

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Yeah! I just hope it doesn’t give them a phantom notification 🙈

HELP I was stalking someone on Instagram and accidentally hit the bookmark button on one of their posts!! 💀💀💀

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That’s definitely a cracker, not a cookie!

Finally home and breathing that fresh Oregon air!

The meme of Nicole Kidman walking down the street with her eyes closed and her arms up, looking relieved

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Happy birthday! 52 looks *great* on you!!

I made it through the four-stage “Day Breaks” battles in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance 😮‍💨 I need a cigarette and a nap

Ilana from “Broad City” looks incredulous while saying “How ‘am’ I??”

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I’d bet money it was 100% her label. Besides, she sold her catalog at the end of 2025, so they probably wouldn’t need her approval anyway.

Awww yay! Happy anniversary!

That seasoning looks glorious!

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Watching MTG fanboys have meltdowns over the “Universes Beyond” sets is so funny to me

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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Same here! Like… a fully new song that no one has heard in the year 2026?? The Holy Spearit has blessed us. I’m also excited to see how “Am I A Sinner” all polished up

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People on the traitors are always like “we don’t have anything to go off so I’m suspicious of a black woman”

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In college, I acted like it was my full-time job to collect leaked and unreleased Britney Spears tracks… and if you’d told me that 20 years later they’d actually get released, I would have called you crazy. Big day for us elderly stans who studied the ancient texts.

Spotify screenshot of the upcoming 25th anniversary edition of “Britney,” showing “new” tracks: “Right Now (Taste the Victory)”, “She’ll Never Be Me “Am I a Sinner,” “When I Say So,” and “My Big Secret.”

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OMG i just saw a fitness bro post, “Every rep carves a story only my muscles can tell.” 🤢😂💀

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hey siri how do i delete someone else’s skeet

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Okay yes!! This stupid movie is a guilty pleasure of mine!

shhhhhh 🤫 no one needs to know!! i’ll keep your secret

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Unfortunately Ben Affleck could absolutely get it… AND I’m still rooting for he and J.Lo to figure it out and fall in love for good. I’m nothing if not delusional 🤭

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Oh just casual packing some Balmain! 😅

I’m glad “Carrie” is finally out so Mike Flanagan can get his ass busy adapting “The Dark Tower.”

Just the first one! I think there’s only one?

But as someone who has struggled to feel sexual in the wake of Life Events™️, I can identify with its central theme of being terrified of orgasms and filling a void with candy instead. So there’s that 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hmmm… I think I liked “Camp Miasma”? Jane Schoenbrun is just SO heavy-handed at times though. A killer as metaphor for orgasms literally named “Little Death”?? Hmmm

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Ohhhh is this Hellraiser?? I’ve been hearing good things! Most of the movies totally fail at being horny enough to earn the “Hellraiser” name, but I hear this is sufficiently horny and gory!

I need to watch this again soon 🤭