mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 08/02/2026It is, at least, heartening to know that there's not a long line of would-be prosecutors beating down the door to pledge allegiance to Trump. 050
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Strongly disagree. Shooting him into the sun keeps him in the solar system permanently, shooting out into space makes him someone else's problem. 110
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Imagine having Josh Allen and opting to run a bunch of handoffs that get stuffed up the middle 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 02/09/2025He has a concept of a plan for an announcement 071
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Do qualifying conditions include "Higher Risk (conclusive)" only, or the other categories as well? 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Not to mention it disregards the fact that the President can't just make laws out of thin air 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The violent crime rate in Tallahassee is more than twice that of Washington DC 🤷♂️ 010
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Not beating the "covering for Trump" allegations, I see 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 15/07/2025It wouldn't be shocking if he did, but no. Always verify Twitter screenshots by visiting the relevant Twitter page yourself. 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Here is Trump's gameplan: 1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released 2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies 3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me" 4. his base thinks he's a hero Mark my words. 5170
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 18/06/2025What is Ramanujan's taxicab number minus the number of Scheherezade's tales? 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Wow, I'm so shocked that a Trump nominee lied in a confirmation hearing. That has never happened before. 🙄 0111
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Why would he be worried about that? The Republicans in the Senate will let him get away with anything he wants. 010
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Most billionaires know how many zeroes are in $52 billion 121
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Due to contract disputes, your cable company is running SportsCenter reruns from 2007? 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 12/05/2025"...kids should die from measles" - RFK Jr. 010
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The best possible measles treatment is to kick RFK Jr. out of office and replace him with someone who knows what they're talking about. 012210
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025That correlation is good! Direct inverse correlation between fluoride and low IQ: more fluoride = less low IQ. 100
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I'm tired of watching teams run for 7-15 yards on first and 10 at will every week. The Bills have lots of great defensive players, that shouldn't be happening. 100
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 09/12/2024If the offense puts up 42 points and you lose, the defensive coordinator should be fired. That should just be a leaguewide rule. 100
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Better hurry up and arrest him before he has the advantage of knowing his own name.... 0150
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 07/12/2024What a coincidence! I never get jobs I don't apply for either! 110
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024There is a lot of regional variation. Where I grew up, "crayon" and "garage" are both one syllable: go to the graj and getcher box o' crans 000
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Car when it's 40 °F and the roads are bone dry: "CAUTION, POSSIBLE ICE, DRIVE WITH CARE" Car when it's 25 °F and the roads are literally a sheet of ice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 28/01/2024That wasn't really the lions' fault... Little Caesar's is the villian there 020
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 17/01/2024A warning for the Chiefs. Go Bills! 020
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Oh! Binging like binge! At first I thought it was like Googling, but on Bing 110
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 07/11/2023I've been on this planet for more than 40 years and still need the diagram to help me remember which end of a AA battery is positive and which one is negative. 040
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 12/10/2023At least you can sit back and relax knowing that every day they service your mortgage, they're losing money. 020
mattschiffler.bsky.social @mattschiffler.bsky.social · 12/10/2023My mortgage got sold a few years ago to a company that didn'r even have auto-pay and made me send them a check every month like it was 1985, so I refinanced with a company of my choice. The ways mortgage rates are now though, that's probably not as good of an option. 210
