mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How do I get one of those jobs where I write parodies of popular songs for medication commercials? I can totally find a song that works with Cymbalta or whatever 001
mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 05/07/2025If you do a CCR song at karaoke, you’re required by law to say the word “heard” the way John Fogerty does. It’s the law and you can go to jail if you don’t 020
mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I think the most depressing thing about the present is that it’s objectively the best time to be alive in history and yet it’s still this bad 010
mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 16/06/2025“Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask!” 000
mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 16/06/2025@jamesgunn.bsky.social as a former Troma volunteer: does Lloyd Kaufman pop up in Superman at all? If not, can I start a petition to make him Bibbo? 😄 010
mattreisersucks.bsky.social @mattreisersucks.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Thank you again to everyone who joined us for Full Mads Friday on Twitch the other night! Don’t forget that this week’s movie, The Lost Missile, is still on sale FOR JUST $6! Includes Q&A with The Mads & Bridget Nelson! Use Promo Code LOGGIA at checkout! dumb-industries.com/thelostmissile 020
