matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026taking pictures of the curtain call as if this isn’t just the Hadestown proshot 070
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026that’s not a nice thing to call me. and it’s not my birthday 070
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by NJTransit 2800
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026being really brave and facing my spring allergies head on 1580
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 28/03/2026one of those NJTransit train windows you can’t see out of 🩵 1740
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026cause of death: Kacey Musgraves dragging me (well, my brand account) in the comments 2260
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 22/02/2026the fact that there’s a nonzero chance we get less than 1 inch is so ??? 1120
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025spending my final days as the gay intern causing chaos on instagram 030
matt @mattposts.bsky.social · 05/10/2025all the top comments on Taylor Nation’s announcement of 4 more variants are from unhappy Swifties 040
