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Matt Philpott

@mattphilpott.bsky.social
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Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan.

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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey there's a name I had completely forgotten about!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What? Noooooooo! LOL
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Massholes...
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The later your group, the more essential it is you do this.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wanted one of those sooooo bad. My parents were smart enough to recognize it probably wouldn't last even a week before my brother and/or I broke it, though.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ope, just signed up for a 10k race next weekend. I thought this type of spur of the moment decision would have ceased when I stopped drinking last January. 🤣
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh gosh these are the worst. The grass gets so torn up, especially if you've got people pulling in and out of the driveway during/after a good soaking rainfall.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always got plenty of space when I used to play indoor soccer near one and would stop in after a match. 🤣
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know you bring your backpack to the race track a lot when every time you reach into one of its pockets you accidentally pull out a little bag of free ear plugs you grabbed at an event.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WhAt AbOuT tHe PaInTiNgS??
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shout out to my dad! 45 years ago he started tracking mileage of bike rides, and this evening he passed the 100,000 mile mark! It began with using paper maps to calculate distances. Then came simple bike computers. Finally, GPS. Nice job, dad!
Photo of my dad, wearing a yellow bicycle jersey and yellow helmet, holding a sign which says 100,000 miles.Photo of my dad, wearing a yellow bicycle jersey and yellow helmet, holding a sign which says 100,000 miles. He stands on a brick sidewalk behind his bicycle, in front of a building with a brightly colored painted mural.Photo of the back of my dad's yellow bicycle jersey, it features a black silhouette of a person riding a bike, and says, "Never underestimate an old man with a bicycle."
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need one of these to open next to a Tommy's Express car wash.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Anchorman: It's So Damn Hot!
ALT: Anchorman: It's So Damn Hot!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a name!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In terms of which one's better, I'm torn between it and All the Things I've Done. Opinion kind of changes depending on the day/mood.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jenny Was a Friend of Mine enters the room...
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh Joseph, I hope you get well. ♥️
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am 12
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And to add a wrinkle, imagine what may have happened if Tony George had been open to reunification when Chris Pook approached him about it, years ahead of the eventual coming back together in '08.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can totally leave him in your dust! Ain't no way he's doing anything beyond maybe a 5k without some sort of respiratory event.
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Xeans @xeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Classic redneck demon core
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh gosh, it was all over for me when Hybrid Theory dropped. 🤣
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha, that's kind of one reason I preferred Limp over Korn! "Boy some of those Korn fans at school are really dark!"
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it's because I believe we are close in age, and when that band was really popular, we were at that age of being hormone-filled boys who were looking for some "edgy" loud music to blast. Although they weren't a 'favorite' band of mine, I did always get excited whenever they had a new single.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does this not surprise me?
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoa, that's great!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit, lens rental could pull in some decent money too.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! My wife and I couldn't believe it was the same airport when we were flying in/out of it a couple years ago. "Remember how shitty this was last time we were here?"
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I apologize, I'm to blame for a good hour of that at least. Every time I flipped over throughout the day, a FCY quickly followed.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey now, I think @ryanreyn86.bsky.social is pretty cool!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So with stuff like this with his posture, his weird ass-shape thing, and something recent where his leg shape looked odd, has anybody considered he's been wearing some sort of exoskeleton thing on his lower body to keep him standing and walking?
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that's terrifying
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure is!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shit, I remember almost running my bike into the back of the ice cream truck once because it was going so slow, and I wasn't paying close attention as I had my head turned. 🤣
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YES! Damn thing races through our neighborhood! I'm half convinced it's part of a money laundering scheme, posing as a legit business. Couple months ago it had a mechanical issue, breaking down a few homes away. Wife and I joked it was the only time you could actually get ice cream from it.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile the Sheriff for my county is doubling down big time on them.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not me checking the seven day forecast to determine when I can pull out the slow cooker for chili... 👀
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frickin awesome. I'm happy for you!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently I'm the FCY magnet for Petit. Every time I flip it on, there's an incident.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my. I was going to ask if this gentleman has ever heard the Canadian anthem before, but then I saw it with before a Vegas CFL game, so perhaps he hadn't!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG 🤣
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Helped a friend repair his mailbox. Pretty straightforward job of removing some rotted wood, cutting a couple new pieces to size, and screwing everything back together. I am NOT used to being the DIY guy in a friendship!
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Legendary"
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Confused Little Girl Reaction Meme
ALT: Confused Little Girl Reaction Meme
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ain't no way he has a significant other
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good grief, Ricardo, just sell your portion to Brad already and let him hire the drivers he wants.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This allowed me to show my family a cool little historic building (oldest operating theater in the US) which was just around the corner from our hotel on the last visit.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cool little thing to find some unique things to see in the city is this map of places @nickcarr.bsky.social wrote about when he was a location scout in NYC. www.scoutingny.com/scouting-ny-...
scoutingny.com
Archives/Map – Scouting NY
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so jealous every time I see a new NYC post from you! I love the city. Getting lots of good memories from my most recent trip there, a couple of years ago.
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Matt Philpott @mattphilpott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Freaks and Geeks is the correct answer.
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Bill Haverchuck's Midfunk Freaks Dance
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