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Matt Pena

@mattpenacomedy.bsky.social

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Comedian and Storyteller Sign up for my email list below for show dates! linktr.ee/mattpenacomedy?fbclid=PAZ…

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I wanna be severed until the next season

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Episode One of The Low Point is out with guest Gabe Mollica! Watch on YouTube or listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts via the link in my bio!

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

What’s the age cutoff for sending flowers after a hookup?

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Probably for the best I became a comedian instead of a therapist

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The B*llsh*t Reasons Insurance Companies Will Give To Not Pay Victims Of The California Wildfires

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Kevin O’Leary is rumored to be in the running to buy TikTok Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

catholic priests are now starting to experiment with AI which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I am getting use out of these stupid glasses one way or another

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My biggest financial investment

Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My grandfather is 96 years old I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it

Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The New York Times reported today that another congress woman has had dementia while serving in office

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Just give me back parking meters please

Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I love when a restaurant is mean

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I caught myself watching a video on how to escape being handcuffed to a pole in a kidnapping situation What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I’m gonna start going to a new doctor

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Terrifying.

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Frankly, it’s concerning how many people tell me I look like David Krumholtz

Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Thank you to everyone who supports our small but mighty show in Hoboken. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Mac and Cheese needs to be officially added to the Thanksgiving menu. WE’RE ALL DOING IT

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’ve been on here for about a week now and I can confirm this app is just Twitter ten years ago

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

#marathon #marathonrunner #marathontraining #running #lazy #funny #jokes

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Matt Pena @mattpenacomedy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

#dating #datingapps #tinder #bumble #hinge #relationship #couple