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I had to block the Sophie person, she was irrational. But I did buy it used and a while before Musk's extremism came to the fore. Tesla do still make money from me (via supercharging), but this has nothing to do with Musk being an arse.

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The world really doesn't think that love. You need to calm down.

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Cars are not football shirt, the car is not a statement of political support, it's a utilitarian object to get you from A to B. I hate Musk and his policies and I hope he jets off to Mars and dies there. Clear enough?

What would scrapping a car with at least another 300,000 miles of driving actually achieve?

Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don't worry they turned up in a BMW... (tweets the guy who drives a Tesla which has trumped both of those as the world's most hated semi luxury car brand.)

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Can't wait for your kids fess 'My dad insists on telling the same 3 stories at all family gatherings. It's clear he invented them as they contain preposterous levels of detail, but we humour him and laugh because that's what families do'.

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just one more step to go, which is the editor changing his title to Barista and AI taking over the editing.

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Went to see Odyssey in 70mm IMAX this evening as a birthday treat. Stunning to see the film this way, visually it is amazing but the sound, dang, it nearly burst my eardrums.

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's actually the revenge of that MS Office paperclip thing that used to popup and say 'I see you are writing a letter, I can help you'. The paperclip got mad we laughed at it and dismissed it, so it mutated and is now going to come back and kill us all.

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The PM used his big speech to promise to fix Westminster's broken voting system.

We've heard promises before. I've signed to make sure this one is kept. It takes 30 seconds

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Some people have jumped the conclusion that I am somehow heartless in my approach to people whose pets have died and wish to keep pictorial evidence of their erstwhile furry friend. I say I am the victim of daguerrotyping.

Get a grip of yourself, it's a load of knockabout humour on Bluesky. If the dude was that cut up about his dog dying you think his way of coping with it would be sending in anonymous fesses, ones which invite exactly the responses I have given.

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I have an amount of empathy equal to your sense of humour.

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Plus people on the left know that's a racing certainty that left policies will not actually be implemented, even the rhetoric says they will. Left voters know that Santa Claus is not real, right voters get their presents down the chimney on a regular basis.

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Or maybe take a photo of the dog when it was alive. But I guess cameras are really hard to come by these days, very advanced technology which would need a specialist operator.

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I think they closed the road not because people were destroying their engines but because crowds gathered and people were speeding through for content and somebody could easily have been ksid

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Did you type the fess to the tune?

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Trump is too stupid to see how his pettiness looks to the rest of the world. His maturity is stuck at around the age of a 7 year old boy (a 7 year old who is emotionally damaged, some 7 year old boys have way more empathy than him).

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There might be some tough times for Agile over the Winter months if it gets cold and calm. But that's the deal with Agile, you never know quite what you are going to get.

Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The first one would have been taken from some demolished tenements on Haigh St/ Salisbury St. The church in the background is St Francis Xavier. Recognised it instantly as I used to ring the bells there in late 80s, early 90s.

Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

365 and an extra quarter, it's not like that it's less shit in a leapyear.

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe, but when the reboot of Worzel Gummidge gets commissioned by Netflix he'll be a shoe-in for the lead role. Rachel Reeves as Aunt Sally of course.

Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

That's a true patriot right there. But the guy with the 1m diameter poppy will be questioning his loyalty to the flag.

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Yes, but we are good mates with the Ukranians and they have the best drones in the world and every reason to share this tech with us. In 10 years time I think reliance on US systems will be a thing of the past.

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UK voters voting for Brexit which made the entire country poorer and shitter are going to hold your beer.

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Europeans are not going to visit the USA if this is how you treat people and to be honest we are disgusted with your government and ICE. You helped us fight the nazis in WWII (for which are v grateful), but then you turned into them!

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This sounds a lot like it will play out in the UK with Farage and Reform. One charismatic (to some, most think he's an arse) leader trying to push things further and further right until people just say 'nope, not on our watch'.

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Probably not bored, probably thinking intensely about the match which has to happen when you are playing Kasparov. But he was probably restless and wanted to break the intensity. You could call it gamemanship, but I think he is too young and innocent to intend this.

With the state of the Russian armed forces, Finland alone would finish Russia off in about 3 weeks. The rest of NATO could just hold their coat..... Putin has strengthened the EU (Canada likely to come on board) and stremgthened NATO. He's a loser and he'll be out of a window in 2027

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If you were a proper accountant you would be depreciating yourself. By the age of 37 you should only be worth 50% of what you were worth at 18.

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That resurrection is going to make Jesus look like a total amateur.

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Congratulations. Very happy for you, here's to another 18!

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I don't think that Trump can process art (music, literature, theatre, film, architecture, painting etc) at all. He just lacks the emotional intelligence to connect to it at all, so he seeks out superficial world views because that is all he has. Gold = rich, therefore make everything gold!

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Some people thought that the USA was too big for this, but turns out is a universal rule.

Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If she got that close to the killer device how come she did not die

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There is a joke about people stealing adblue taking the piss. But I won't make it.

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Matt Pearson @mattpearson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Medical experts think that it is 'confabulation' which is when the person with fronto temporal dementia invents entirely new memories to cover the gaps they have. They 100% believe the stories they are telling, which is why the lies are so convincing. If only there was some amendment they could use

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If there were 55 cans left over, how many did you actually buy! That's some industrial stout consumption there.

Whilst the Temu Oswald Mosley cheered them on from the podium.

My favourite curry house in a seasood location is Tangy Whitstable.