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Matt_Oslo

@mattoslo.bsky.social
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RV for when Twitter sinks. Was known there as matt_oslo@OsloMatt And Oslo isn't my name, it's my designation

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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 4h
That's a big overlap on the venn diagram
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 4h
Not to be confused with student kayakers on a weekend
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 4h
I've been putting marmite on my toast for 40 odd years
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 4h
By your command
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 4h
Unlike all those hard to find mobile launchers, this seems rather convenient and efficient...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 11h
Trump doesn't mock people 🤣 That's like Farage saying he can't be bought 🤣
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Live action remake of the Pixar classic "Subs"
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The rest of the World doesn't care to hear what he says anymore. We're tired of him shouting stupid stuff
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh, that's a can of worms...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A long time ago, before he was in national politics, I realised Johnson should be judged by his actions and not his words. It's been incredibly depressing ever since
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oooh. That's not good
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Take deep breaths. They help make the scream more sustained and impactful. She's apparently the most intelligent person in the celebrity traitors this year. Everybody keeps repeatedly stating it as a fact. So it must be true...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when the Russian army practiced for the "threat" of war with Ukraine...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣 He made NATO increase spending Yeah, not something people do if they expect peace
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
45-47 surely?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, he's bigly mad. That's a shame😏
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russia hasn't got diesel to sell. Trump doesn't have total control of the Straight. They're being lied to by the people around them, they're lying to themselves and each other. Neither leader is attached to reality. It's all a load of bollocks.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ignore the water stuff and that's the equivalent of maybe one night in Ukraine
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In my part of the world "Trump" already means Fart.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gutted I couldn't get down to London for this Northallerton Everyman, just pop on the East Coast Main Line, I'll pick you up from the station
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was old when I met him a quarter of a century ago. He'll probably outlast me 🤣
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ours is off! But we may have just put some logs in the stove... 🤫
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, the queen is older than that... "Did Avon survive Blake's death?" "Could Reggie Perrin actually swim?" Or maybe "Some mothers do 'ave 'em..."
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You had me worried there for a mo. Important to finish reading the sentence
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Put money on the lettuce
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My money's on the lettuce?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They've really not sold this series on the "celebrities". The Jordan/Suella combo is really the only point of note. And the note I've made is to avoid at all costs
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought the UK air defence covered Ireland to some extent? Bit of a backdoor if they have no radar so this seems like it should have been done long ago
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How far off Start Point do you have to be to see this sort of thing? It rather trumps my sitting and watching salmon leaping through Whitby harbour on my paddle yesterday
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just what is wrong with these people?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're old enough to know the world before... We learnt by pushing rubber keys on speccy 48s... We still like to switch things off and on again to make them work better...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see the Wikipedia page of the person concerned already says the result...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Russian Peace. Shared with their neighbours for the last 35 years. Why would nations want to join NATO instead of enjoying this?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's a purely TopTrumps sort of guy. The card with the highest mark should win every time. Tactics and complexity upset him
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spectro sounds like a reasonable guy Not
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One day, he will leave. He may have to be carried out. But he will leave
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elmo? More like 'El-no
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Artificial Intelligence Nope American intelligence
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watch "The Thick of It". He inspired one of the characters. That's all you need to know. Vote for someone else.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When he says "we"..?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had my shot yesterday and now, this morning, it's raining for the first time in weeks. Hmmm
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The theme tune is going through my head as I read this. Might have to rewatch it soon
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's funny that they've been released on bail. That's not normal for terrorists...
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just like Nigel, exposing the flaws in the democratic system by taking the money and doing little in return.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He fled the whole of Britain? That's a bit extreme, Khan is only mayor of London. (I happen to think he's quite good but I don't live there)
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It made little sense. Labour would be risking a working majority, for what?
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The immersion just has to stop respiration, filling the lungs with water isn't required.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a bit punchier than we've become used to
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Muslims, coming over here and integrating with British values like supporting a football team. It's just not Cricket🤣🤔😏 I couldn't care what colour their skin or which version of God they worship. They're all Man U fans and therefore cursed by everybody else. But not as much as City fans.
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Matt_Oslo @mattoslo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I suppose they also want to turn the moon rainbow, make gas more expensive than gold and make American Beef gay. 🙄
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