iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Bisexuality is what happens when straight people forget to say "no homo" when they masturbate. That's why so many people with ADHD are bi. Fuckin forget every time.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

You're in his DMs. I'm in his DMs. All 3 of us are in a group chat. We may not be the same but we are friends.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

From the creator of "I have no mouth and I must scream" comes a new even scarier story, "I got a mouth and I am screamin'!"

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Remembering acts of cringe I committed as a teenager and young adult used to keep me up at night. Now I just consider if it was something an autistic person would have done and if the answer is Yes it becomes a funny memory. That's probably the best part of getting diagnosed.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

(watching Aragorn kick the helmet) Me: That scream is real. Peter Jackson really killed 2 of Viggo Mortensen's friends for this scene.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I am active in my community (I'm standing in front of my house, yelling all the mailbox numbers I can see)

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Weaponizing my incompetence? I wouldn't even know where to start! Can you just do it for me 🥺

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If you say "Skip" enough times the bridge troll will stop doing riddles 3 and just give you a CAPTCHA.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

If I was building the tower of Babel I probably would have made sure everyone was clear on the design plan before we started building. Then if we all lost the ability to communicate with each other we'd still be able to stack bricks without much hassle. It's a tower, dude. You just go up.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Kinda wish the Illuminati was real right now tbh

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Words I live by: Breathe though a wet rag or towel Get down low and go go go Roll on the ground Call for help

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

"I'm on the seafood diet." - man on raft lost at sea

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Been working on an affordable alternative to build a bear. It's called build a hair. You get a bag of loose hair, a bottle of glue, and 1 hour. What you take home is up to you.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I don't like the idea of traveling a broad. Seems like it would be much safer to travel a fella.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Girlfriend just took a pregnancy test, anyone know how long before she pees it out?

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Last year I bought a pack of 10 calendars because it was cheaper than buying one every year. Little things like this really add up 😁💰💲

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Tonight I stayed home and exercised instead of going out. This is how I stay disciplined: 1. Everyone I messaged is at their work Christmas party 2. I have no money 3. I am getting high and watching anime with my dog now We all have the same 24 hours 💪

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The masking-est thing I do is use the laugh react.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Dude at the Central station Maccas upset that they haven't made his "4 patty no bun quarter pounder" because they assumed it was a joke. I love the sunshine state.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Just learned that bouncing my leg when my tummy rumbles has the same effect as a whammy bar. The future is bright.

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mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social @mattnunnmattnunn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Sitting on my hand until it falls asleep so it feels like a stranger is tickling my foot. The halls of my home are filled with "Tehehe"

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